SuicideFuel Tried to flirt with the pizza delivery lady

[NEETAndTidy]

I had a few drinks so my already low inhib was nonexistent.

Paid her and was short 75c in change so while I dug through a drawer I tried talking to her and asking if she was single she actually said yes. And when I asked if shed ever wanna text or something she literally just laughed. No saying yes or no. Just fucking laughed. No tip for her.

Brb chugging what beer I have left and watching anime till I hopefully fall asleep

Also she was roughly my age and not even Becky status

 

[takERisks]

What was she /10

 

[NEETAndTidy]

What was she /10

Like a 4. Basically my looksmach

 

[takERisks]

Like a 4. Basically my looksmach

Hate this life

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Hate this life

If only I could find that noose....

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

 

[Angry_runt]

So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.

 

[StillBitter]

So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.

Good points

 

[Robtical]

Good thing you didn't tip. I bet a soyby would take her laugh as she thinking he's funny, then give her a 10 dollar tip so she can buy new lipstick to suck chad's dick with. I would've told her something was wrong with the pizza so she'd have to send it back.

So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.

It can also mean she doesn't respect or fear him, that's why she laughed at him.

 

[Anger]

And remember guys, this will happend to you if you're incel but you willing to try and approach.

 

[Zaetheus]

 

[acnescarcel]

lol been watching too many pornos b0y0

 

[Newbite]

Now she probably thinks she's a model

 

[NEETAndTidy]

So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.

I give exact change. That way I can give a decent 10 dollar tip.

 

[Akira]

RIP your dignity. Good try though.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

RIP your dignity. Good try though.

What dignity?
I'm a drunk

 

[fOreVER]

you clearly havent taken 3 showers today and your pERsonality bone is bad

 

[NEETAndTidy]

you clearly havent taken 3 showers today and your pERsonality bone is bad

"JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO"

 

[Akira]

What dignity?
I'm a drunk

Welcome to the club
Why do we not have drunk emojis? I’d use them all the time. Lol

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Welcome to the club
Why do we not have drunk emojis? I’d use them all the time. Lol

I've BEEN a drunk dude lol

 

[BrendioEEE]

Go ER next time

 

[Blancmange]

At least you got a laugh, I always get a curt "No Thanks" & then a awkward silence

 

[Deleted member 8353]

If I was that low inhib and she laughed at me, I'd have called her a self-important, vain bitch tbh.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

At least you got a laugh, I always get a curt "No Thanks" & then a awkward silence

I think she wanted a tip and didnt know what to say so she laughed

You tipped and she stiffed you, right?

Already said i didnt tip

If I was that low inhib and she laughed at me, I'd have called her a self-important, vain bitch tbh.

I order from them a lot

 

[Akira]

I've BEEN a drunk dude lol

Lol well now I know my drunk brother

 

[Redpill Robert]

You black?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You black?

I'm white and 5 foot 6 though

 

[Summer202]

Do you feel better after you tried? When I approached foids I felt like shit afterwards even though many people say you're supposed to feel better after you do it.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Do you feel better after you tried? When I approached foids I felt like shit afterwards even though many people say you're supposed to feel better after you do it.

I'm chugging beers. How do you think I feel

 

[Deleted member 8353]

many people say you're supposed to feel better after you do it.

lol

 

[CopingGymcel]

You should have told her you would give her extra tips for sexual favors.

 

[KV-]

I had a few drinks so my already low inhib was nonexistent.

Paid her and was short 75c in change so while I dug through a drawer I tried talking to her and asking if she was single she actually said yes. And when I asked if shed ever wanna text or something she literally just laughed. No saying yes or no. Just fucking laughed. No tip for her.

Brb chugging what beer I have left and watching anime till I hopefully fall asleep

Also she was roughly my age and not even Becky status

That’s a pretty bad time to ask. If you’re her looksmatch and acting like an autist your chances are essentially nil

 

[Summer202]

lol

Yeah, I don't agree either. Just normie shit.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

That’s a pretty bad time to ask. If you’re her looksmatch and acting like an autist your chances are essentially nil

Well I am an autist so fuck it

 

[Robtical]

I think she wanted a tip and didnt know what to say so she laughed

She shouldn't have told you she was single in the first place if she didn't want to date you, it's not like you're 80 years old asking her if she's single, she's around your age and looksmatch.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

She shouldn't have told you she was single in the first place if she didn't want to date you, it's not like you're 80 years old asking her if she's single, she's around your age and looksmatch.

That was my logic when asking her. She should have just said she had a boyfriend

 

[Redpill Robert]

I'm white and 5 foot 6 though

While I'm all for not tipping roasties (they're getting huge tips from cucks anyways) in my experience only blacks and white trash don't tip.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

While I'm all for not tipping roasties (they're getting huge tips from cucks anyways) in my experience only blacks and white trash don't tip.

I didnt tip because she laughed in my fucking face

 

[striderhiryu]

LOL, that's brave not tipping and reordering from them. Take it from a former food delivery driver: hope you enjoy the delicious taste of bogies and spit.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

LOL, that's brave not tipping and reordering from them. Take it from a former food delivery driver: hope you enjoy the delicious taste of bogies and spit.

I know the owner by name from years of ordering
Also I'd sue. I'm from an upper middle class family

 

[Deleted member 10314]

why even try?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

why even try?

I'm desperate for human interaction. Even a friend

 

[Deleted member 10314]

I'm desperate for human interaction. Even a friend

Do you have social anxiety? Is it hard for you to strike a conversation?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Do you have social anxiety? Is it hard for you to strike a conversation?

Aspergers.

 

[striderhiryu]

I know the owner by name from years of ordering
Also I'd sue. I'm from an upper middle class family

You think we'd make any tampering obvious? I've rubbed a kebab between my arsecheeks because the guy I was taking it to didn't tip before and was daft enough to use us again. Honestly it is dangerous to get food from somewhere that you didn't tip. The delivery staff have great memories for that kind of thing.

 

[UBERCEL]

You think we'd make any tampering obvious? I've rubbed a kebab between my arsecheeks because the guy I was taking it to didn't tip before and was daft enough to use us again. Honestly it is dangerous to get food from somewhere that you didn't tip. The delivery staff have great memories for that kind of thing.

Fuark

 

[Deleted member 5861]

At least you're making attempts. Truer than 40% of this forum already just from that approach alone.

 

[UBERCEL]

Aspergers.

Assburger theory

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You think we'd make any tampering obvious? I've rubbed a kebab between my arsecheeks because the guy I was taking it to didn't tip before and was daft enough to use us again. Honestly it is dangerous to get food from somewhere that you didn't tip. The delivery staff have great memories for that kind of thing.

I've tipped well every other time over the past 5 years.

I've tipped well every other time over the past 5 years.

And I speak Italian so the owner and I talk a lot when I'm there

 

[Bagelcel]

A laugh isn't actually a bad thing tbh, you could've pushed forward and just asked for it again tbh.
Worthwhile to try tbh, even though 9/10 times it'll be a no.