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SuicideFuel Tried to flirt with the pizza delivery lady

A laugh isn't actually a bad thing tbh, you could've pushed forward and just asked for it again tbh.
Worthwhile to try tbh, even though 9/10 times it'll be a no.
It was an awkward laugh where she literally said nothing after that even after I paid her the rest.
At least you're making attempts. Truer than 40% of this forum already just from that approach alone.
I guess
 
It over for pizzacels
 
You think we'd make any tampering obvious? I've rubbed a kebab between my arsecheeks because the guy I was taking it to didn't tip before and was daft enough to use us again. Honestly it is dangerous to get food from somewhere that you didn't tip. The delivery staff have great memories for that kind of thing.
That's why I make my own food at home. I don't trust delivery people and restaurants whether I tip or not.
 
Always remember that your looksmatch has more sex within 1 day than you will in your entire life.
 
Do you feel better after you tried? When I approached foids I felt like shit afterwards even though many people say you're supposed to feel better after you do it.
I always flick between being bitter and wanting to fuck them lovingly. These mixed feelings continue for years.
 
I always flick between being bitter and wanting to fuck them lovingly. These mixed feelings continue for years.

Same. I'm a romantic at heart. Even though I've given up hope my mind always conjures up images of that sort too.
 
Lol you do not have Asperger's, it's just LARP'ing. It's frankly insulting to people who are diagnosed and on the spectrum, like me. "Muh self diagnosed autism tee hee"
"Muh Asperger's" no you don't have Asperger's, you just need to get out of your mom's basement. If you had Asperger's; trust me, everyone would know, and you wouldn't be even be here most likely because Asperger's is basically one step above full blown retardation. Nobody on this forum has Asperger's.

What's more likely is that you're just a complete shut in who does not go anywhere, and an immense slob with no life whatsoever.

People need to stop memeing about autism and Asperger's on here. You don't have either, just stop it.

And when you wrote "I'm on a disability therefore i am diagnosed' is complete horseshit. I'm diagnosed; where's my disability? Implying that the only way to get on disability is by being autistic. You can get on disability by lying about back pain.
 
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Never tipped in my life. Saves money for surgerymaxxing
 
try having a shower next time or getting a haircut
 
try having a shower next time or getting a haircut
So this is why your post count is so high in such a short time. You paste shitty responses like this.

It's not a contest bro. Nobody cares how many posts you have on here.
 
Pizza girls are so annyoing tbh tbh. Pizza delivery has to be done by a gay, the legendary Pizza Guy, the guy with the hat that makes your day by delivering the food of the gods. A girl just doesn't do it that same way, it ruins the ritual.
 
Shouldn't have tipped her no matter what.
If the driver is male and the total is £18, I give them a £20 and let them keep the change.
If the driver is female and the total is £19.99, I ask for the change.
Shouldn't have tipped her no matter what.
If the driver is male and the total is £18, I give them a £20 and let them keep the change.
If the driver is female and the total is £19.99, I ask for the change.
 
Lol you do not have Asperger's, it's just LARP'ing. It's frankly insulting to people who are diagnosed and on the spectrum, like me. "Muh self diagnosed autism tee hee"
"Muh Asperger's" no you don't have Asperger's, you just need to get out of your mom's basement. If you had Asperger's; trust me, everyone would know, and you wouldn't be even be here most likely because Asperger's is basically one step above full blown retardation. Nobody on this forum has Asperger's.

What's more likely is that you're just a complete shut in who does not go anywhere, and an immense slob with no life whatsoever.

People need to stop memeing about autism and Asperger's on here. You don't have either, just stop it.

And when you wrote "I'm on a disability therefore i am diagnosed' is complete horseshit. I'm diagnosed; where's my disability? Implying that the only way to get on disability is by being autistic. You can get on disability by lying about back pain.
Nice to know you're familiar with my medical history. It's diagnosed by my psychiatrist. Gr8 b8 m8
 
So this is why your post count is so high in such a short time. You paste shitty responses like this.

It's not a contest bro. Nobody cares how many posts you have on here.
you cant prove the fact that he might of got her number if he had a shower and got a haircut, so i have a valid point.
 
you cant prove the fact that he might of got her number if he had a shower and got a haircut, so i have a valid point.
I do shower. And my hair is short.
 
So this is why your post count is so high in such a short time. You paste shitty responses like this.

It's not a contest bro. Nobody cares how many posts you have on here.
you cant prove the fact that he might of got her number if he had a shower and got a haircut, so i have a valid point.
So this is why your post count is so high in such a short time. You paste shitty responses like this.

It's not a contest bro. Nobody cares how many posts you have on here.
you cant prove the fact that he might of got her number if he had a shower and got a haircut, so i have a valid point.
I do shower. And my hair is short.
maybe it was your personality then
 
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you cant prove the fact that he might of got her number if he had a shower and got a haircut, so i have a valid point.

you cant prove the fact that he might of got her number if he had a shower and got a haircut, so i have a valid point.

maybe it was your personality then
I'm 5 foot 6. And ugly.
 
"wanna text" though? How old are you? That sounds like something a 13 year old would ask.
 
Read this kind of thing make me feel bad.

I dont know we try. We will be ALWAYS reject. No matter what.

:feelsbadman::feelscry::feelsrope:
 
Lol you do not have Asperger's, it's just LARP'ing. It's frankly insulting to people who are diagnosed and on the spectrum, like me. "Muh self diagnosed autism tee hee"
"Muh Asperger's" no you don't have Asperger's, you just need to get out of your mom's basement. If you had Asperger's; trust me, everyone would know, and you wouldn't be even be here most likely because Asperger's is basically one step above full blown retardation. Nobody on this forum has Asperger's.

What's more likely is that you're just a complete shut in who does not go anywhere, and an immense slob with no life whatsoever.

People need to stop memeing about autism and Asperger's on here. You don't have either, just stop it.

And when you wrote "I'm on a disability therefore i am diagnosed' is complete horseshit. I'm diagnosed; where's my disability? Implying that the only way to get on disability is by being autistic. You can get on disability by lying about back pain.

Reeks like larp. I hope you now that "Asperger" covers a certain range in the autism spectrum and is itself pretty diverse and can have comorbidities inside and outside the spectrum as well?

Why are the people pointing out "hypocrisy" / "degeneracy" most often the biggest hypocrites and degenrates themself? Do you want to tell us something?
 
Reeks like larp. I hope you now that "Asperger" covers a certain range in the autism spectrum and is itself pretty diverse and can have comorbidities inside and outside the spectrum as well?

Why are the people pointing out "hypocrisy" / "degeneracy" most often the biggest hypocrites and degenrates themself? Do you want to tell us something?
Also he compared aspergers to mental retardation.

Which is frankly insulting.
Read this kind of thing make me feel bad.

I dont know we try. We will be ALWAYS reject. No matter what.

:feelsbadman::feelscry::feelsrope:
I'm just so fucking desperate for human companionship and dont care in the moment how bad I'll feel later. I wish I could just accept being alone without still wanting a real friend or gf
 
That's why I make my own food at home. I don't trust delivery people and restaurants whether I tip or not.


I've worked in a few different food prep places. Ignorance really is bliss, all sorts of dodgy shit going on like using out of date ingredients. Word to the wise: Don't ever eat petrol station sandwiches. Seriously, don't.
 

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