rope2cope
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I'm in the process of trying to not be such a fatcel (not obese just overweight) and have lost like 10lbs already but my diet was fucked for so long and still is I just eat less that I am constipated quite alot.
I bought some laxatives the other day when I was nightwalking and read the box and it said to take 1 if first time and 2 if constipated heavily or w/e so I took 3.
Got home and ate what I bought and squeezed out a crap on the toilet that was well.. normal and then stayed up until 5-6 and went to bed.
Laid around on my phone for an hour and then kept getting very very bad stomach cramps, I didn't know what was going on since I forgot I took them and thought they didn't work anyway.
Went to the toilet and could barely squeeze a tiny turd out and thought that was that but no, the stomach cramps continued even harder until I felt like I wanted to rope there and then it was so painful.
After going to the toilet and back tryna crap it finally happened, I couldn't take it no more and sat on the toilet until I could manage to shit and then it happened, Jesus opened the brown gates and I filled up like half the toilet bowl with a brown mountain, it wasn't really solid but wasn't liquid either just.... a huge fucking mountain, I flushed then did another one about half the size and then at the end it was pissing shit out my ass literally.
If I never flushed I would have probably felt the shit on my ass just from sitting on the toilet.
After my hellish experience I collapsed on my bed and fell asleep due to exhaustion and woke up today dehydrated as fuck but feel alot better now I purged the literal shit from myself.
Not going to take em again tho for a long time, now I gotta just focus on not binge eating @ 5 in the morning.
I bought some laxatives the other day when I was nightwalking and read the box and it said to take 1 if first time and 2 if constipated heavily or w/e so I took 3.
Got home and ate what I bought and squeezed out a crap on the toilet that was well.. normal and then stayed up until 5-6 and went to bed.
Laid around on my phone for an hour and then kept getting very very bad stomach cramps, I didn't know what was going on since I forgot I took them and thought they didn't work anyway.
Went to the toilet and could barely squeeze a tiny turd out and thought that was that but no, the stomach cramps continued even harder until I felt like I wanted to rope there and then it was so painful.
After going to the toilet and back tryna crap it finally happened, I couldn't take it no more and sat on the toilet until I could manage to shit and then it happened, Jesus opened the brown gates and I filled up like half the toilet bowl with a brown mountain, it wasn't really solid but wasn't liquid either just.... a huge fucking mountain, I flushed then did another one about half the size and then at the end it was pissing shit out my ass literally.
If I never flushed I would have probably felt the shit on my ass just from sitting on the toilet.
After my hellish experience I collapsed on my bed and fell asleep due to exhaustion and woke up today dehydrated as fuck but feel alot better now I purged the literal shit from myself.
Not going to take em again tho for a long time, now I gotta just focus on not binge eating @ 5 in the morning.