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Took 3 Laxatives Yesterday, Lifefuel for Bloatmaxxers (Fatcels GTFIH!)

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I'm in the process of trying to not be such a fatcel (not obese just overweight) and have lost like 10lbs already but my diet was fucked for so long and still is I just eat less that I am constipated quite alot.

I bought some laxatives the other day when I was nightwalking and read the box and it said to take 1 if first time and 2 if constipated heavily or w/e so I took 3.

Got home and ate what I bought and squeezed out a crap on the toilet that was well.. normal and then stayed up until 5-6 and went to bed.

Laid around on my phone for an hour and then kept getting very very bad stomach cramps, I didn't know what was going on since I forgot I took them and thought they didn't work anyway.

Went to the toilet and could barely squeeze a tiny turd out and thought that was that but no, the stomach cramps continued even harder until I felt like I wanted to rope there and then it was so painful.

After going to the toilet and back tryna crap it finally happened, I couldn't take it no more and sat on the toilet until I could manage to shit and then it happened, Jesus opened the brown gates and I filled up like half the toilet bowl with a brown mountain, it wasn't really solid but wasn't liquid either just.... a huge fucking mountain, I flushed then did another one about half the size and then at the end it was pissing shit out my ass literally.

If I never flushed I would have probably felt the shit on my ass just from sitting on the toilet.

After my hellish experience I collapsed on my bed and fell asleep due to exhaustion and woke up today dehydrated as fuck but feel alot better now I purged the literal shit from myself.

Not going to take em again tho for a long time, now I gotta just focus on not binge eating @ 5 in the morning. :feelsokman:
 
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LOL, you didn’t really need laxatives brah.:feelskek:

Just eat a bowl of delicious strawberry and vanilla clusters filled Fiber One brand cereal with steel cut oats as I do semi regularly and you’ll be shitting normally again in no time and without the pain at that.:feelsokman:

Alternatively you could take a fiber supplement such as Citrucel in pill or powder form (just add water to the powder to drink it first) and you’d also be good to go (pun intended) and with far less stress on your GI system since fiber cereal and supplements are the natural way to acheive a good shit or shitting regularity that you can safely use for the rest of your life if needed whereas laxatives are powerful medicine that is best only taken sparingly, short term and best under a doctor’s supervision.:feelsclown:
 
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Fat Link said:
LOL, you didn’t really need laxatives brah.:feelskek:

Just eat a bowl of delicious strawberry and vanilla clusters filled Fiber One brand cereal with steel cut oats as I do semi regularly and you’ll be shitting normally again in no time and without the pain atbthat.:feelsokman:
Yeah those pills are the devil, they're so tiny too so I took 3 and went though an exorcism.
 
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rope2cope said:
Yeah those pills are the devil, they're so tiny too so I took 3 and went though an exorcism.
I’m curious.:feelsUgh:

So if you don’t mind what brand did you take? :feelshehe:

Back when I was having problems, my lovely chinkess doctor suggested I take Senekot S and drink more water. :feelswhere:

Another time I went to the emergency room for an unrelated issue and asked the attending doctor/PA or whatever he exactly was there about my painful constipation shitting and bleeding issues and he fanatically told me to eat lettuce for it, to the point
I’d almost suspect he himself may of solved his own potential issues that way.:feelswhat:

Oh and just so you and everyone knows, this guy hilariously enough looked like how you’d expect a fully grown human adult Beavis from “Beavis and Butthead” to look, which I found to be quite funny and astounding all at once.:feelshaha:

In anycase I listened to neither of them in the end and simply experimented with eating various fiber cereals until I found one that worked. :feelsthink:

Seriously though before getting on the fiber cereals but especially my saving grace known as Fiber One, my shit was becoming damn near cement like hard in it’s consistency, making it almost impossible to pass (and or flush down even when using the plunger) and when I finally did, my asshole would cause me severe pain for the entire day and sometimes into the night, to the point I was screaming in my garage late at night over it.:feelsUnreal:
 
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so what I learned from this forum today is .........
 
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I drink a ton of milk which makes me crap, I go to the toilet like 4 times a day. I binge eat but that still doesn't pack on the pounds since I'm a hardgainer.

I remember I took liquid laxative and had a similar experience to you, it wasn't pretty.:feelsugh:
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so what I learned from this forum today is .........
Don't laxativemaxx
 
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Am I One of the Boyz?
Not yet, you need to down three bottles of jack daniels in succesion, then you can join our fraternity.
 
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Fat Link said:
I’m curious.:feelsUgh:

So if you don’t mind what brand did you take? :feelshehe:

Back when I was having problems, my lovely chinkess doctor suggested I take Senekot S and drink more water. :feelswhere:

Another time I went to the emergency room for an unrelated issue and asked the attending doctor/PA or whatever he exactly was there about my painful constipation shitting and bleeding issues and he fanatically told me to eat lettuce for it, to the point
I’d almost suspect he himself may of solved his own potential issues that way.:feelswhat:

Oh and just so you and everyone knows, this guy hilariously enough looked like how you’d expect a fully grown human adult Beavis from “Beavis and Butthead” to look, which I found to be quite funny and astounding all at once.:feelshaha:

In anycase I listened to neither of them in the end and simply experimented with eating various fiber cereals until I found one that worked. :feelsthink:

Seriously though before getting on the fiber cereals but especially my saving grace known as Fiber One, my shit was becoming damn near cement like hard in it’s consistency, making it almost impossible to pass (and or flush down even when using the plunger) and when I finally did, my asshole would cause me severe pain for the entire day and sometimes into the night, to the point I was screaming in my garage late at night over it.:feelsUnreal:
Dulcolax, I did see Senekot tho in the shop.:feelshaha:
 
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Languishingrn said:
I drink a ton of milk which makes me crap, I go to the toilet like 4 times a day. I binge eat but that still doesn't pack on the pounds since I'm a hardgainer.

I remember I took liquid laxative and had a similar experience to you, it wasn't pretty.:feelsugh:

Don't laxativemaxx
Hmmm, what kind of milk exactly? :feelshehe:

As in skim, whole, 1%, 2% and what flavor ie chocolate, white, soy or something else??:feelswhere:

I’m asking for probiotic proper gut health purposes.:feelsclown:
 
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Fat Link said:
Hmmm, what kind of milk exactly? :feelshehe:

As in skim, whole, 1%, 2% and what flavor ie chocolate, white, soy or something else??:feelswhere:

I’m asking for probiotic proper gut health purposes.:feelsclown:
Whole milk. :lasereyes:
 
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I think the good thing is, that happened when you were home.
 
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Our minds are constipated too with years of porn, video games, smartphones, fap, films, YT and lust.

Just imagine the enormous mountain of detritus if all that was purged from the mind.

The result would be bliss.
 
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Languishingrn said:
I drink a ton of milk which makes me crap, I go to the toilet like 4 times a day. I binge eat but that still doesn't pack on the pounds since I'm a hardgainer.

I remember I took liquid laxative and had a similar experience to you, it wasn't pretty.:feelsugh:

Don't laxativemaxx
Lactose intolerance?
 
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I have a couple boxes of laxatives, might try this and take 3
 
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Languishingrn said:
I drink a ton of milk which makes me crap, I go to the toilet like 4 times a day. I binge eat but that still doesn't pack on the pounds since I'm a hardgainer.

I remember I took liquid laxative and had a similar experience to you, it wasn't pretty.:feelsugh:

Don't laxativemaxx
Oh yeah you're that skinnyfag cel I remember you. You said you can't gain weight no fucking shit you cant when you shit out everything. Youre lactose intolerant boyo
 
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I didn't shit for a good 3 days after my bowels were expelled, my shits are good now tho.

i think I needed to assblast my bowels to kickstart them again.
 
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C&UNIX said:
Our minds are constipated too with years of porn, video games, smartphones, fap, films, YT and lust.

Just imagine the enormous mountain of detritus if all that was purged from the mind.

The result would be bliss.
:feelsohh:
 
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Just stop eating trash.

It's LITERALLY that simple.

Fuck I hate fat people so much.
 
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DepravedAndDeprived said:
Just stop eating trash.

It's LITERALLY that simple.

Fuck I hate fat people so much.
Im not fat you nigger
 
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