Told chipotle guy that I gave plasma the other day

[SubjectSigma]

Then I wanted queso but I didn't have enough tendies to afford it.

Then he gave me the queso for free because he thought I donated blood

Now I have tendies and queso I am a rich man

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Very devilish.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Screenshotted to use this trick in the future.

 

[senses fail]

hmm might wear a bandaid and say i gave blood and plasma too. good scam brocel

 

[Cobalt1257]

Can't wait for this to be posted on IT with the title "Disgusting incel bigot freak exploits fast food worker for free stuff"

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Can't wait for this to be posted on IT with the title "Disgusting incel bigot freak exploits fast food worker for free stuff"

Would be funny, as this is the MO of basically every toilet, but then falsely promising psychologically-needed validation that a man will never receive after paying for her food and hills.