Hugged a girl for the first time I think, lmao!

[sadly_inc1l]

27M Male, KHHV, though maybe KHV now. Never even hugged my mom btw, she hates me.

So I was with my friend HTN to Chadlite. Nice guy, most of his friends are female, he told me he has “trouble making guy friends”, and that I’m one of his few guy friends. I have no idea how that works, but I’ve never seen him more than a month out without a relationship lol. I always thought it was by choice that he didn’t have guy friends, but apparently, apart from his “girlfriends”, I’m the only guy he has regularly kept in touch with (I’ve known him since undergrad).

So we go to a bar, and then in the bar his gf joins us. She has some shots, they both joke and laugh and I just act cool by which I mean I stay quiet as I found that to work well when hanging out with normies. Finally night had come and I decided to book both of them a cab because my friend was shit drunk, and the gf was also drunk but trying to take care of him. Finally the cab comes, I place my friend into the car, and then just before I leave his gf comes up to me and gives me a hug for like 10 seconds and she’s like “I know youve been such a good friend to him, thanks a lot” and then hugs me a second time for 20 seconds. And then leaves.

FML, this might be the first time I ever hugged a girl lol. I’m sub 4, I would rate the gf mtb to HTb. Is this it bros, will I ascend and leave inceldom, one step at a time, LMAO kms.

 

[superpsycho]

ok

 

[NepNep]

What else did you dreamt?

 

[superpsycho]

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[AutistKing]

congrats

 

[Com]

ok

 

[Sir Silentium]

Moga me

 

[NAKOLAS]

What's the purpose of bragging ?

 

[Wither]

What's the purpose of bragging ?

 

[DeformedDysgenicCel]

And then you wake up

 

[amiannoying]

How did it feel

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

27M Male, KHHV, though maybe KHV now. Never even hugged my mom btw, she hates me.

So I was with my friend HTN to Chadlite. Nice guy, most of his friends are female, he told me he has “trouble making guy friends”, and that I’m one of his few guy friends. I have no idea how that works, but I’ve never seen him more than a month out without a relationship lol. I always thought it was by choice that he didn’t have guy friends, but apparently, apart from his “girlfriends”, I’m the only guy he has regularly kept in touch with (I’ve known him since undergrad).

So we go to a bar, and then in the bar his gf joins us. She has some shots, they both joke and laugh and I just act cool by which I mean I stay quiet as I found that to work well when hanging out with normies. Finally night had come and I decided to book both of them a cab because my friend was shit drunk, and the gf was also drunk but trying to take care of him. Finally the cab comes, I place my friend into the car, and then just before I leave his gf comes up to me and gives me a hug for like 10 seconds and she’s like “I know youve been such a good friend to him, thanks a lot” and then hugs me a second time for 20 seconds. And then leaves.

FML, this might be the first time I ever hugged a girl lol. I’m sub 4, I would rate the gf mtb to HTb. Is this it bros, will I ascend and leave inceldom, one step at a time, LMAO kms.

happy for u bro

 

[ectomorphuser]

Moga me

 

[ectomorphuser]

And then you wake up

 

[cripplecel]

Fucking mogger bro

 

[parbate2025]

27M Male, KHHV, though maybe KHV now. Never even hugged my mom btw, she hates me.

So I was with my friend HTN to Chadlite. Nice guy, most of his friends are female, he told me he has “trouble making guy friends”, and that I’m one of his few guy friends. I have no idea how that works, but I’ve never seen him more than a month out without a relationship lol. I always thought it was by choice that he didn’t have guy friends, but apparently, apart from his “girlfriends”, I’m the only guy he has regularly kept in touch with (I’ve known him since undergrad).

So we go to a bar, and then in the bar his gf joins us. She has some shots, they both joke and laugh and I just act cool by which I mean I stay quiet as I found that to work well when hanging out with normies. Finally night had come and I decided to book both of them a cab because my friend was shit drunk, and the gf was also drunk but trying to take care of him. Finally the cab comes, I place my friend into the car, and then just before I leave his gf comes up to me and gives me a hug for like 10 seconds and she’s like “I know youve been such a good friend to him, thanks a lot” and then hugs me a second time for 20 seconds. And then leaves.

FML, this might be the first time I ever hugged a girl lol. I’m sub 4, I would rate the gf mtb to HTb. Is this it bros, will I ascend and leave inceldom, one step at a time, LMAO kms.

Htn and chadlite friends are you kidding me?
Most of you guys are just lazy mfs

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

View attachment 1732887

 

[Robocell]

congrats

ok

 

[nihilum]

The only women I hugged were my mother and prostitutes.

 

[thirdworldceI]

ok

 

[itsovER99]

Fucking pushing it might be kicked niger bitch of the plane

 

[NeverBegan]

What's the purpose of bragging ?

 

[tricho_maniac]

youll never ascend faggot, she was just feeling good that you served a chad. you had your chance to bite her nipples off her tits in gta 5 and you missed it, dmb nigga

 

[z_ro]

I haven't had human touch in decades. When I think back, the opposite sex has never once hugged me and I'm a heterosexual male.

 

[Awake]

JoinedMay 5, 2026 already smelleds like fake cel to me

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Ok GrAY

 

[Chud Norris72]

braggers.is

 

[stsaturn]

Moga me

 

[NAKOLAS]

Ok GrAY

 

[Cryo]

Go and ascend already you normie

 

[primalgoatis]

dnr, go to .org

 

[introvertloner]

youll never ascend faggot, she was just feeling good that you served a chad. you had your chance to bite her nipples off her tits in gta 5 and you missed it, dmb nigga

word for word

 

[H U N T E R]

Fakecels.is

 

[kapri]

His personality is so good he can't seem to find any guy friends, but women flock to him. Women are famous for sniffing out good souls ig

 

[Latiaz]

a hug is not that much tbh

 

[GodsStrongestNiglet]

 

[AscendOrDieTrying]

Happy for you champ , but you have a long way to go

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

dnr, go to .org

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Fakecels.is

 

[Frail Link]

 

[clearsmoke]

a hug is not that much tbh

A 20 second hug from a female is huge, usually they that one arm 2 second shit.

 

[The Judge]

 

[spergierthanyou]

sadly_inc1l​

Greycel​

★
JoinedMay 5, 2026Posts34

 

[Rapistcel]

 

[d_qwq]

View attachment 1732887

 

[mrlunatic]

View attachment 1732887

 

[ndshinigami]

Your friends gf idk man