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To all my fellow burgercels, stranded along with me in the Shitnited States of Jewmerica, I have a proposal.
As I learned in one of my classes, a big part of an elected lawmakers role here(Senator or House Rep.) falls on two interactions with constituents: Case-work/service, and policy-hearings.
-Case-work/service: involves them seemingly ""helping"" out the ordinary day to day citizen whom resides within their constituency, supposedly to assist with everyday issues they may have.
-Policy hearings: Involves them reading mail from their constituents, discerning the policies they would perhaps like to see introduced.
In fact, case-work is much more responded to & adhered towards lawmakers more often:
So, how can we utilize this information?
Originally, I was going to suggest we all write to them and/or call our senators & members of the house; calling for the repeal of the 19th amendment.
However, since it seems they are more willing to attempt to appeal to their constituents daily needs, as opposed to autistic obsessions over policy, I have a new proposal. I suggest we all inform them we are suffering from crippling loneliness, depression, insecurity, anxiety, etc. We should continue doing this, until inevitably one of us receives some kind of response. At that point, we inform them the root cause of it all is due to being unable to access sex, physical affection, etc. and will only be able to function with it.
Hence, we are not only informing them of our crisis, but also our demands for state-mandated girlfriends.
As I learned in one of my classes, a big part of an elected lawmakers role here(Senator or House Rep.) falls on two interactions with constituents: Case-work/service, and policy-hearings.
-Case-work/service: involves them seemingly ""helping"" out the ordinary day to day citizen whom resides within their constituency, supposedly to assist with everyday issues they may have.
-Policy hearings: Involves them reading mail from their constituents, discerning the policies they would perhaps like to see introduced.
In fact, case-work is much more responded to & adhered towards lawmakers more often:
members of Congress respond to 52% of service letters, but only 38% of the policy letters they receive. At the state level, the difference in responsiveness rises to 32 percentage points, with state legislatorsresponding to 51% of service requests but only 19% of policy requests.
So, how can we utilize this information?
Originally, I was going to suggest we all write to them and/or call our senators & members of the house; calling for the repeal of the 19th amendment.
However, since it seems they are more willing to attempt to appeal to their constituents daily needs, as opposed to autistic obsessions over policy, I have a new proposal. I suggest we all inform them we are suffering from crippling loneliness, depression, insecurity, anxiety, etc. We should continue doing this, until inevitably one of us receives some kind of response. At that point, we inform them the root cause of it all is due to being unable to access sex, physical affection, etc. and will only be able to function with it.
Hence, we are not only informing them of our crisis, but also our demands for state-mandated girlfriends.
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