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News GENTLEMEN OUR TIME HAS COME: Another Civil War has kicked off in Somalia

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THIS IS OUR TIME . We must Gather every Incel who is currently in combat shape an start Recruiting for a Blackpilled PMC, Wagner adjacent , Resources for payment type deal, with enough experienced soldiers we could take over Somalia an build a port to control the gates to the Red Sea. Income for generations for every member. We need to seize this opportunity to establish OUR own State of Incelistan or hopefully a better named state but either way it is in THIS type of Chaos that we can just do shit, This is doubled if we can work with an Intelligence agency sympathetic to our cause an help each other achieve our goals. This would just give us the legitmate backing we'd need to pull off something like this, IF we are to start a Incel Revolution, Somalia is as good a place as any, Weak country with no law , Valuable an strategic geophraphic location with the Gulf of Aiden currently funneling TEN PERCENT (10%) !!! of the WOLRDS TRADE !!!! Motherfuckers can you imagine if we pulled up a couple rented Navy Destroyers an Gun boats at this location
Large detailed map of gulf of aden


Do not even worry about Yemen, we will cauterize the useful parts of it or all of it if need be , maybe ally with the house of saud (for now , trust me i know what im doin) an then we could have complete control of the gulf, EVERY MEMBER SOLDIER, ADMIN AN WORKER OF THE INCEL BLACKPILL PMC WILL BE EARNING A PENSION FOR LIFE ONTOP OF WAGES AN BONUSES, THEY WILL BE GIVEN LANDS ALONG THE COAST OR FERTILE LANDS IN THE SOUTH, THEY WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE INDENTURED SERVANTS (We gotta avoid the S word here for PR reason) AN WILL BE TRULY SOVERIEGN FREE MEN. I can't go into all the details but the Black Pill brothers will be the Top of this new societal hierarchy, im not saying it's going to be a rape free for all, we will still enforce law an order. Honor , Integrity an loyalty will be the Pillars of our new society, Corruption will be squashed and shameless public degeneracy will be punished.

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Men like us who have given up hope on relationships an families but have too much energy to just kill ourselves need adventures like this, I get why people don't want to join the army , Don't. You are not dying for Elite Bankers with this cause, You would be fighting for your own freedom an wealth. This would be the start to our new society, a place for people like us, Once established, Blackpill Brothers of the Company form a new Secret Society within our new society, We would be the new illuminati for Good, the good Sheppard's watching over the flock of normie sheeps, We would have the means to fight back against the wolves. Alot of men here feel this way and YOU KNOW this is the only cure to our dull fucked up lives, we all want to kill ourselves anyways , WHY THE FUCK NOT GO OUT IN A FUCKIN BANG? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF IN A CUCKED WAY SO CHADS AN FOIDS CAN LAUGH AT YOU ? THIS IS HOW WE SCARE THEM NOT WITH RETARDED SCHOOL SHOOTER MEMES WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHOOT SHIT UP ANYWAYS, WHY NOT LEGALLY JOIN A FORCE TO THAT WILL TRAIN YOU TO SHOOT SHIT UP LIKE A BAD ASS ? (US) WE ARE THE MEN WITH NOTHING TO LOSE, WE HAVE NO FUTURE , NO HOPE FOR LOVE OR A FAMILY, WE ARE THE MEN WHO ARE MEANT TO BURN THIS SYSTEM DOWN. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE SCARED OF US, THAT IS WHY THEY RELENTLESSLY BULLY US. THEY WANT US TO BE MOPEY LOW T DOOMPILLERS.
 
Isn’t that just another tuesday there
 
Why would I fight along with (and for) niggers? I would just go there just to sex some foids and leave
Couldn't care less about that nigger conflict
 
Isn’t that just another tuesday there
Basically what you know as Somalia doesn't actually exist on the ground to the average somali, Its a clan based society an they identify with their clan first "somalia" short of the capital Mogadishu is divided up into a bunch of different territories an even half the country in the north separates itself as another country , Somali Land. The democracy is based on Clan Votes an basically only the Elders get to Vote, So recently the current or i guess former president HSM has pulled a self coup an has used the security forces meant to fight Al Shabaab an ISIS basically the only 2 groups in somalia that don't respect the clan system an turned it against the people, he won't be lasting long but for now he's got the Capital locked with some militia groups an other allied clans so all out war is on the boil. We'll be having tea in no time.
 
Why would I fight along with (and for) niggers? I would just go there just to sex some foids and leave
Couldn't care less about that nigger conflict
Its about taking over the land from the niggers an establishing a new an better society that we would control an profit from. It's mainly about money an power but its also about adventure too, Use whatever reason you want to convince yourself but trust me when it comes to fighting a war, you want to fight the fundamentalist that shoot over their shoulders an rely on prayers from allah for their bullets to hit.
 
there was relative peace among the clans with the exception being alshabaab an isis both islamic terrorist groups now its between the clans an you can bet your ass all these al qaedas are gonna fan the flames an join in.
 

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