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The steam machine is shaping up to be a funny flop

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It's weaker than both a PS5 and the base Xbox series X. Price wise it's going to have to be much lower than a PS5 if it wants to be taken seriously. The appeal of the steamdeck was a handheld PC on the go. There's far less appeal in a potato PC that can only connect to a monitor or TV. Especially if it's pricier. I can only see this succeeding as a low budget entry level device.
 
I can't see this succeeding at all.
 
If performance is like a cut-down 7600 with 8GB VRAM and 16GB RAM, it really shouldn't cost more than $600 (assuming hardware prices don't go insane by then).

There's potential of Steam Machine being a game changer because it opens up the massive amount of games, new and old, that us PC folks have now for those people sitting on their couch and lack know-how. But, it probably won't.
 
looks like it, without a real "steam os" this is basically a downgrade from a normal PC.
 
If performance is like a cut-down 7600 with 8GB VRAM and 16GB RAM, it really shouldn't cost more than $600 (assuming hardware prices don't go insane by then).

There's potential of Steam Machine being a game changer because it opens up the massive amount of games, new and old, that us PC folks have now for those people sitting on their couch and lack know-how. But, it probably won't.
It has to be below $400. Above $400 and it's directly competing with the PS5. Your average normie does not care about the benefits of a PC if it's in the same price range as a more powerful home console.

looks like it, without a real "steam os" this is basically a downgrade from a normal PC.
Yeah. I don't see it being successful at all unless it's a budget machine. Steam is popular among people who already own a PC. Steamdeck was successful because it was a way to play your PC library on the go. (Even if it was relatively weak)
There's very little appeal in purchasing a potato PC unless you're poor and it's priced affordably.
 
It has to be below $400. Above $400 and it's directly competing with the PS5. Your average normie does not care about the benefits of a PC if it's in the same price range as a more powerful home console.
The days of any console that's not ancient hardware (like Switch 2) costing that much are over.
 
I have no idea why they’re even making this. Who is it made for? What’s the point?
 
The days of any console that's not ancient hardware (like Switch 2) costing that much are over.
And that's why it won't compete. The people looking to buy something in the $500-600 range are mainly people who can't afford a PC. Most normies are gonna see the price and specs of the steam machine and opt for a PS6/5.

I don't see a niche market it for it like the steam deck either. It's not a handheld.
 
And that's why it won't compete. The people looking to buy something in the $500-600 range are mainly people who can't afford a PC. Most normies are gonna see the price and specs of the steam machine and opt for a PS6/5.

I don't see a niche market it for it like the steam deck either. It's not a handheld.
it isn't a niche market.

70% of Steam users have weaker hardware than the steam machine.

People might want to upgrade but might not have enough money,know how to build a pc, or a mini itx pc is too costly which space constrained people might love.

This makes a lot of sense for the economic downturn we are in time will tell.
I think it well sell very well.
Let us see who's prediction will come to fruition.
 
Steam ecosystem on console could be a fresh change.

I don't think it will catch on with normalfags, though. Consoles will probably die off soon. Phones and tablets can play games well enough, and too many won't be willing to pay what consoles will go for in the future.

We'll see because logic often isn't what sells to normalfags. See the shitty Switch.
 
I agree, they should have made a high-end Steam Machine and not this crap
 
"Buy my 2000 dollar cube with my linux distro on it" - Gaben
 
To me it doesn't seem so bad, but they have to be able to get the price right. In my country, prebuilt low-end PCs are starting from 800€ up, the cheapest version of PS5 is 550€ up. It could be good entry point for normies and cheap enough gaming pc for retarded single mothers to buy on that single person paycheck for their kids. What do most of these people actually play anyway? FotM, esportslop and their indies. This machine should be able to do it all. I am interested in seeing the first benchmarks.

Do we know how is everything put together? I wonder if all of those parts are soldered to motherboard like with most laptops or not.
 
Do we know how is everything put together? I wonder if all of those parts are soldered to motherboard like with most laptops or not.
RAM isn't soldered and storage can be changed and upgraded, CPU/GPU cannot. There won't be much need to upgrade though, as there's supposed to be a 2TB storage option and 16GB RAM should be more than enough for this level of performance.
 
Do these developers forget that the whole reason for getting consoles was the portability and cheaper price point compared to a PC.
 
Do these developers forget that the whole reason for getting consoles was the portability and cheaper price point compared to a PC.
They don't have a choice. A machine for playing games that's under $500 is going to be weak and if you want to play low-quality crap, there's your phone. Consoles are getting phased out.
 
Looks like it’s for normalfags who want steam games but hate dealing with PCs/Windows.
 
Looks like it’s for normalfags who want steam games but hate dealing with PCs/Windows.

To be fair, dealing with Windows 11 is a shitstorm in of itself. :feelsree:
 
It's weaker than both a PS5 and the base Xbox series X. Price wise it's going to have to be much lower than a PS5 if it wants to be taken seriously. The appeal of the steamdeck was a handheld PC on the go. There's far less appeal in a potato PC that can only connect to a monitor or TV. Especially if it's pricier. I can only see this succeeding as a low budget entry level device.
The vr looks good
 
They don't have a choice. A machine for playing games that's under $500 is going to be weak and if you want to play low-quality crap, there's your phone. Consoles are getting phased out.
What a video game blackpill. I or my family (when I was a kid) have never in my life had the finances to get a gaming pc so I've always had to settle for consoles. At this rate I think I'm just gonna stick with my PS4 (underrated video game generation) for the rest of my life.
 
It's weaker than both a PS5 and the base Xbox series X. Price wise it's going to have to be much lower than a PS5 if it wants to be taken seriously. The appeal of the steamdeck was a handheld PC on the go. There's far less appeal in a potato PC that can only connect to a monitor or TV. Especially if it's pricier. I can only see this succeeding as a low budget entry level device.
it might be good if its optimized for older games

most modern games are slop and made for foids in mind
 
I have no idea why they’re even making this. Who is it made for? What’s the point?
Probably casuals that would otherwise be buying a PS5 or xbox but they're fed up with game prices and don't know how to use pcs
 
It's weaker than both a PS5 and the base Xbox series X.
On paper it should be around PS5/XBSX however since it's a dogshit mobile chip that is inside tiny box it will be heavely downclocked and cucked due thermals. Mobile dogshit RDNA3 rx chip instead of actually usable RDNA4. So no good FSR4 either you will only have ultra blurry FSR2/3
Price wise it's going to have to be much lower than a PS5 if it wants to be taken seriously.
If it's more than $450-500 it's DOA. And since it's Valve i can see those retards selling that outdated brick for $700 they even said they will price it as a pc lmao. I can buy actual prebuilt pc for $750 with much better gpu or even ps5 pro with actual amazing gpu. They have lost their mind after releasing first hardware which was dogshit steam controller that i hated and sold for 8x i paid for to some Valve fanboy :feelskek:
The appeal of the steamdeck was a handheld PC on the go. There's far less appeal in a potato PC that can only connect to a monitor or TV. Especially if it's pricier. I can only see this succeeding as a low budget entry level device.
It will be ultra niche product only bought by normies that want to move to pc but are too pussy to go to the store and ask for prebuilt pc or actually use their brainrotten cells and build pc on their own from parts. My rx 5700 xt is already too weak and they want to inject similar dated gpu into a product to be released in 2026 this is just ridiculous. What a great way to greet new PC players with mid settings and fps drops below 60... And they said 4k 120fps Yeah my fucking ass.
 
you're exaggerating
He is right. Power around PS5/Xbsx is entry gaming performance. It's bare minimum you need to have to play new games. Anything below that = drops to 30fps.
 
it might be good if its optimized for older games
It won't be as Valve ignores updating old games (3rd party) and just leave them to rot you need to find mods to fix them. Steam is such a joke when compared to Gog.
 
He is right. Power around PS5/Xbsx is entry gaming performance. It's bare minimum you need to have to play new games. Anything below that = drops to 30fps.
So what if you don't want to play new games then? Buy second hand?
 
So what if you don't want to play new games then? Buy second hand?
Then you don't need to buy anything. As you will be probably already have hardware that can play old games. Unless you want to emulate games then you need powerful cpu, and 6core of Steam Machine is not enough for PS3 emulation especially with how downclocked it will be. This device is for practically for nobody.
 
6core of Steam Machine is not enough for PS3 emulation especially with how downclocked it will be. This device is for practically for nobody.
Well true that.
People are missing that the very existence of the device as a development target will benefit pc gaming as a whole.
 
People are missing that the very existence of the device as a development target will benefit pc gaming as a whole.
It will only benefit linux and not give anything to windows gamers. Well maybe RPCS3 team will finally optimize their dogshit emulator for 6 core cpus but it's a pipe dream they seem to be chasing arm64 support like dumbasses for no damn reason. :feelskek: I want to take hammer and smash their stupid heads :soy::banhammer::feelsUgh:

Fucking subhumans just look at this shit it was totally worth wasting so much time on this garbage so thirdies would play gta 3 at 1fps
View: https://youtu.be/LTc2PeUu1QA?t=152
 
It won't be as Valve ignores updating old games (3rd party) and just leave them to rot you need to find mods to fix them. Steam is such a joke when compared to Gog.
and normies still champion them as muh saviours of gaming

still would rather valve over ubislop and gayea
 
Steam know who their customers are.

People like me who want an easy, enter your card details here, plug-and-play route into PC gaming, without needing to become a 90s-style, gaming=life, shut-in computer nerd in order to even know where to begin.

Most of the uber-gamingfags who wouldn't bother with a steam machine, probably don't use steam anyway, since they pirate most of their games, you can tell because they brag about doing that all the time in online forums like incels.is.

There's not much money in trying to sell stuff to people who build junkyard Frankenstein systems and torrent all their games. But there are plenty of people who don't have time for all that shit, they just want to boot up something that works straight out of the box. Steam obviously believe there's money in selling to those people... Steam wouldn't exist if those customers didn't exist.

[Analogy: look at how the Japanese car industry has basically given up on selling the kind of turbo performance cars that were super iconic in the 90s. All the Toyota Supras, Honda NSX, Subaru WRX, Lancer EVO, Mazda RX-7 etc etc. Those cars were absolutely fetishized and adored... but mostly by teenagers and 20-year-olds who can't afford to buy a new car. That didn't really work for the shareholders, so now they sell awful hybrid family mover cars with CVT, it's not exciting or sexy but that's where the paying customers are.]
 
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Console for hobos
 
year of linux will come any time soon

:feelskek:
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Any news on the price of this cubicle?
 
Steam know who their customers are.

People like me who want an easy, enter your card details here, plug-and-play route into PC gaming, without needing to become a 90s-style, gaming=life, shut-in computer nerd in order to even know where to begin.

Most of the uber-gamingfags who wouldn't bother with a steam machine, probably don't use steam anyway, since they pirate most of their games, you can tell because they brag about doing that all the time in online forums like incels.is.

There's not much money in trying to sell stuff to people who build junkyard Frankenstein systems and torrent all their games. But there are plenty of people who don't have time for all that shit, they just want to boot up something that works straight out of the box. Steam obviously believe there's money in selling to those people... Steam wouldn't exist if those customers didn't exist.
i don't know what the fuck you are talking about jesse. torrenting is as easy as clicking a download button
the steam app is an abhorrent bloatware resource hog.
 
It won't be as Valve ignores updating old games (3rd party) and just leave them to rot you need to find mods to fix them. Steam is such a joke when compared to Gog.
You also like GOG more? Me too.
 
Piece of shit cube, weak, has steam os, hdmi 2.0 only, shit ram and vid ram
 
It's weaker than both a PS5 and the base Xbox series X. Price wise it's going to have to be much lower than a PS5 if it wants to be taken seriously. The appeal of the steamdeck was a handheld PC on the go. There's far less appeal in a potato PC that can only connect to a monitor or TV. Especially if it's pricier. I can only see this succeeding as a low budget entry level device.
I can't see this succeeding at all.

i don't understand why people are so quick to judge. valve is a successful and competent company. we'll see how they manage
 
It's weaker than both a PS5 and the base Xbox series X. Price wise it's going to have to be much lower than a PS5 if it wants to be taken seriously. The appeal of the steamdeck was a handheld PC on the go. There's far less appeal in a potato PC that can only connect to a monitor or TV. Especially if it's pricier. I can only see this succeeding as a low budget entry level device.

PC's cant afford to be cheaper than a console, they aren't as predatory as them. You can buy games anywhere, so they aren't going to profit as much. If it's not that much more money compared to the PS5 then it would be worth it, you get more freedom, cheaper or even free games and can play like a regular console or kmb pc if you want. I just got a steam deck and I use it as a regular pc. Im using it rn to type this, if it can be 6x more powerful than it, like they say, it would imo be 100% worth it. The freedom of a pc with nearly the power ( and more power in some areas ) than a console, and you can plug it right in the tv and treat it like a console.
 

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