Economic recession? Bullish! People will learn just to pay twice or triple the price for everything what they would of two years ago!
People can't afford gasoline, electricity, rent, food, or heating in winter time? Bullish!
Mass unemployment, poverty, and homelessness everywhere? Bullish!
Can't afford monthly rent? Get a roommate! Hell, get ten roomates sharing in a two bedroom! Bullish!
Can't afford a living? Get a second job! Hell, get four jobs all at once working until you drop dead of sleep deprivation! Bullish!
Inflation spiraling out of control everywhere transforming eventually into hyperinflation? Bullish!
Jerome Powell farts in the next public Federal Reserve board meeting? Bullish!
World War III? Absolutely fucking bullish, them military supply companies will be able to make new bullets, bombs, and weapons of death. The well connected will be able to afford new billion dollar underground bunkers in nations like New Zealand, Bolivia, Argentina, Paraguay, Chile, Peru, and so on.
Risk of global thermonuclear exchanges across the planet in wartime? Bullish! Everybody across the planet will be dead, but be rest assured the computer algorithms will still be on somewhere where we'll get DOW +500.00 daily to new all time highs as nature reclaims the empty ruins of human civilization everywhere.
Global famine and food shortages where we'll see people killing each other for food in the streets on empty stomachs, or a return of human cannibalism in a big way? Absolutely fucking bullish! Lots of dead people everywhere is certainly one way to reign in on or tame economic inflation. A majority of people are no longer necessary anyways as all the escape ladders are pulled up leaving everybody to die on the ground.
Violent crime going up everywhere with dead bodies riddled full of bullets in the cities and suburbs? Bullish!
[Warning: There seems to be a shortage nationwide of police officers these days.]
Civil, social, and political unrest unfolding everywhere where words like civil war trending everywhere? Bullish!
[Sons, and daughters killing mother and fathers. Mothers and fathers killing sons and daughters. Brother killing brother, brother killing sister, sister killing brother, and neighbor killing neighbor. Don't know about you, but this sounds like a wonderful financial investment opportunity to buy!]
Ride the motherfucking bull, damn the torpedoes, and damn all the negative consequences! Full throttle time!
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