I mean, I know this doesn't appeal to most men, but the idea of an ultra jealous, overly protective, possessive and obsessive girlfriend sounds kind of cool. At least I'd know I'm important to someone. Even if she kept me locked up in the basement with her that'd be fine with me. My social circle is pretty much dead anyways, and I hate going out so it'd be easy to keep her under control. Let's be real, we can't aspire to anything better tbh. We can't aspire to NOTHING AT ALL.
