Would Elliot Roger be resurrected by the Aliens for blasting off the way he did? Would they see something valuable in Elliot Roger acting Incels?
So here's my 281 iQ take on this issue, as I am finishing writing this, it is presently 3:05 AM EST
I think this will settle the score for anyone on the fence.
I will try and keep the language digestible enough for a wide audience.
For the first part of the question, we would need to take to the account of the morality of the martians. What are their thoughts on incels, or humans in general, what do they see in us?
Well for starters we have a few things to go off:
-Martians hail from a small red rock in the sky
-They lack vertical structures like we do, which means they live in caves.
-Creatures in dark places tend to have blurry vision adapting to not needing much color coordination like the blind mexican cavefish, Astyanax mexicanus if you want to get technical. Though this does not mean martians might be blind. But they certainly cannot see well.
-Which means martians are likely shortsighted, and very likely have terrible depth perception.
-Living in caves means they would of evolved to adapt its hard to dig a lot of tunnels afterall, so they would be of a shorter stature, know who else was of a shorter stature?
That's right; Elliot Rodger standing an impressive broad stance of 5'7(1.75 meters)
remember this will be important later
-Alright now comparing the density of mars, 3.721 m/s*2 to Earth's 9.81 m/s*2 We can make the assumption that the gravity on mars is 3times lighter than on earth.
Which Martians were of a skinner stature likely relying more on their tools than brute force on the harsh martian plains.
Know what else was of a thinner breed? EXACTLY Mr. Rodger, while we don't know his exact weigh in we can assume by images that he was not of a weighty type.
-There is little visible water on mars surface which means martians have adapted to living a mostly salty existence so they might of be quite the hotheaded individuals.
Alright so we have two primary characteristics of martians now. With this we can begin to form an idea of what martians might be thinking of us and in extension Rodger himself. What was the biggest factor that Rodger linked to his supposed inceldom? his height.
-Martians are also of a shorter stance!
There we go one for the books but that's not all...
Martians are also skinny, just like Mr. Rodger.... See where I am going here now?
I am sure some of you are probably going right now 'but Lord Rolld20, Elliot was not a martian!'
And you would be right, there is no evidence for Rodger being a martian---EXCEPT if you remember correctly my incel peers, Elliot was very fond of a certain caffeinated beverage, a vanilla latte.
What this mean? You ask... well I'll tell you.
https://mars.coffee/
That's right coffee from mars. While most would claim his latte came from starbucks I have evidence to refute it. Now look at this image of the starbucks logo:
Find anything strange? To the naked eye of course not, but we are smarter than this incels, this is what separates us from our lesser normie kind.
Now look at this, I've overlaid a triangle over this image:
What else has triangles? The rotary engine of course.
But you may ask, what does a spinning dorito have anything to do with this?
Look closely at part be acting as centre, what is
that?
...Does it look like the edges of the triangle are almost in orbit over the centre point?
EXACTLY.
This is meaning of the universe my friends, the triangle and circle is the key.
Now look at this image:
Look how these rings are all circles overlapping almost
like they mean something. Now lets connect the ends of each ring and...
What's this?
Another triangle.
But its not any triangle, its an
isoceles triangle. And just where is this two equal sided triangle just happen to point to?
That's right the sagittarius dwarf elliptical galaxy(SDE for short) a neighboor to our very own milky way. Using this we can confirm if Elliot Rodger was to be resurrected he would be brought back into the SDE. galaxy as this is his true place of origin.
I hope this report clears any questions anyone might have about Mr. Elliot Rodger and his followers.