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Should I join this small church just to see if they give me a wife?

Raraloser

Raraloser

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A bunch of Evangelical fucks in this tiny church and I can BS my way in quite easily, since its so small what are the chances they force match a girl with me? Even if I get an average one since they are so religious she has to 'submit to your husband' and cant divorce right?
 
They won't give you shit. Dumbass.
 
Women under 40 don't go to church

If it's a small evangelical church there is a 0% chance that there are any females in your age range there
 
Nothing but old folk much anymore. The young don’t stay long unless retarded.
 
The myth of church quasi arranged marriage still strong I see
 
Foids don't care about religion and they are evil by nature.
 
Church girls are white chad only.
If you are a white chad, by all means.

Also, anyone that wants a wife that will "submit" to them is a fucking psychopath.
 
Nope. First, you picked the worst kind of church. These are the losers who guzzle jew cum. Next, there are no good women in churches, they are the worst of the worst, exactly as slutty as outsiders but much much more malicious. What you'll end up finding out is that the church is entirely pussy-whipped and a big old larp of believing anything remotely resembling the God of Abraham.
 
Church girls are white chad only.
If you are a white chad, by all means.

Also, anyone that wants a wife that will "submit" to them is a fucking psychopath.
Anyone who wants a wife who submits to him in this modern day and age are genuine prey, women can not submit to you in any shape or form as they have submitted to the state and exercise infinite power over you by threatening with said state taking your freedom/resources (similar to that of a mogger man taking your shit if you don't listen to the woman of the mogger man), anyone who believes their woman has submitted to them is delusional
 
I don’t know but it’s worth a try
 
its a waste of time. foids dont date or marry incels.
 
Lol, wut? Most people who go to church are with other people, they tend not talk to strangers, especially someone like you whom I'm assuming has never been to church before or very little? Church-goers usually know each other, you'd just be some outcast weirdo. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if God dismissed you and told you to leave himself. lol
 
Your plan won't work out
 
Chruch is filled with grannies. All the beautiful young fertile women are wasting their youthfullness on chad :chad:
Its over for christmaxxers

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