Discussion If you had a wife, how would you like her to talk about you on the Internet?

[FrothySolutions]

I feel like a nonentity. Who am I? I'm nobody in a vacuum. But I might be somebody if I leave some kind of impression on people. I feel like a lot of people are like this. Which is why they go on subreddits like r/firstimpression looking for someone to tell them who they are, if anybody. We are what people perceive us as, and we all wanna be somebody. We don't wanna blend into the crowd.

Thinking about this, I gravitate towards the posts women make about their husbands on social media. I don't want to get married, but I wonder who I would be in the eyes of my hypothetical wife. As I am, she'd probably say that I have problems. I don't want that. But what do I want?

If I was to get married, I think I'd like my wife to take pleasure in flustering me. Maybe get a sick thrill when I tell her "We can't do this."

 

[Giracel]

She would not use the internet

 

[Rule breaker]

Womem shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I wouldn't let her use social media

 

[Sir Silentium]

I wouldn't let her use social media

 

[MarkyMark95]

Hopefully she wouldn't talk about me at all on the Internet.

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

Nope. It's insane that normies think it's completely normal and acceptable to talk shit about their close ones to strangers on the internet

 

[LocalDrunkard2016]

" HE RAPES ME EVERYDAY AND KEEPS ME LOCKED IN A BASEMENT SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE I BEG YOU "

 

[Autist]

I'd lock her in the kitchen and set up a frequency jammer