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LifeFuel Results after showering

Lazyandtalentless

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After showering, I notice:
  • My maxilla and mandible are moving forward, giving my face better balance and projection.
  • My zygomatic bones are more prominent, making my cheekbones stand out more.
  • My frontal bone is adjusting, improving the overall shape of my forehead.
  • My orbital bones are realigning, enhancing the shape and symmetry of my eyes.
 
Lazyandtalentless
 
I just took 15 showers in a row and it cured my autism and I grew 2 inches in height. Put in the work. Take the showers.
 
"A river cuts through rock, not because of power, but because of its persistence." Same with bones. If you shower long enough, the water will carve your bones like a sculptor
 
the prophecies tell that if you take a new haircut and "work on your personality", you will suddenly look like an icelandic chad
 
The legend is that if you do 100 showers in one day you ascend to chad.
 
Im 25 imagine how many showers ive taken and still incel, Shower debunked
Have you taken 100 showers in one single day? Don't forget they need to be cold and with tactical soap inkwell
 
Have you taken 100 showers in one single day? Don't forget they need to be cold and with tactical soap inkwell
100 a day? Do you want my skin to look like a shriveled ballsack, Debunked again!
 
Did you wash your toxic masculinity, norwood reaper, agepill and added enough inches to reach 6'2 at the very least??

If not then you didn't take enough showers TeeHee, or in the case of redpillers "Just grind bruhhh"

Gotta love those advices.
 
After showering, I notice:
  • My maxilla and mandible are moving forward, giving my face better balance and projection.
  • My zygomatic bones are more prominent, making my cheekbones stand out more.
  • My frontal bone is adjusting, improving the overall shape of my forehead.
  • My orbital bones are realigning, enhancing the shape and symmetry of my eyes.
Shampoos me
 

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