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Serious REMEMBER THIS THREAD. I SHALL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL I WIN MONEY ON THE LOTTERY.

NEETAndTidy

NEETAndTidy

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Like 10k MINIMUM. I will keep buying scratchoffs and lottery tickets till i win.

Inb4 lowiq cope.

I KNOW. I KNOW ITS THE IDIOT TAX. BUT WHAT FUCKING IF.


I had a dream about winning big money.
I tend to trust my dreams.

If i dont make a thread WITH PROOF by May 15th (my join date) ill humiliate myself with filming myself walking around the mall flirting with all the foids and attempting PUA

If i get any substantial amount of money ill donate to the site and gove away an amazon giftcard to a random user.


Inb4 i waste all my money
 
That's actually giga low inhib. Go for it bro you might as well.
 
That's actually giga low inhib. Go for it bro you might as well.
The way i see it its a number game. Buy enough 1-2$ scratchoffs and powerball tickets and i WILL win somethong decent with enough dedication
 
Good cope. I’ve debated doing this. Hope you win.
 
You're literally paying for hope.
 
Good cope. I’ve debated doing this. Hope you win.
I hope you win too. But you said dedication? Become very good at a popular video game and stream it through dedication tbh. Get donations.
 
do what peter griffin did, buy a whole lot of tickets to increase your chances
 
Buy $20 worth of tickets and win $5 theory.
 
What do i have to lose tbh
I'm not sure, but I don't think it's so much what you have lose, it's the fact that someone is selling you a dream. You don't really have to pay for those you know? Although it's obviously your decision.
 
The system is specifically rigged so that if you buy a certain number of tickets over time they are guaranteed to make more money off you than you win. Ie. The amount of the payouts are smaller and the rate at which they can be encountered are less than the cost of continuous lottery ticket purchases.

If buying lots of lottery tickets was a good or reliable way to make money everyone would do it and the lottery company would go bankrupt. In actual fact, just like casino jackpot machines, they are rolling in cash because of people that do this.

But if the cost is not so great you don't mind losing the money a few dollars here or there for a dream is not a bad price i suppose.
 
here, you'll need this
https://www.ebay.com/i/282967335794?chn=ps
Luck
 
I work at a gas station and see people waste up to $200 in one sitting on a stack of tickets yet some people managed to win $100 off a $2 ticket. Almost makes me want to play. What's the most you've won?
 
I work at a gas station and see people waste up to $200 in one sitting on a stack of tickets yet some people managed to win $100 off a $2 ticket. Almost makes me want to play. What's the most you've won?
Most ive won was 75 on a $2
 
I work at a gas station and see people waste up to $200 in one sitting on a stack of tickets


This is so fucking stupid. If you are willing to drop that much money then invest it in something like the stock market.

Nothing wrong with spending a few bucks on the lottery a week, though. Kinda been tempted to play myself tbh ngl
 
Legend.
If i dont make a thread WITH PROOF by May 15th (my join date) ill humiliate myself with filming myself walking around the mall flirting with all the foids and attempting PUA
Oh my god.
 
Good luck my brother. I hope you achieve all your goals.
 
Playing the numbers game with lottery tickets and buying in bulk are both terrible ideas tbh, the lotteries are literally designed to lose you money in the long run.
Only pay small amounts for the chance of winning millions every once in a while, I limit myself to about 2€ per month. Doing so will give you some hope of changing your life with a miniscule probability of actually winning and the amount of money that you lose isn't actually going to affect you.
 
damn I forget all about that detail of Elliot Rodger, I wonder if its any more common among incels?
I think it is very common among people who see it as a source of hope. I knew some lady that bought a bunch at the end of every week.
 
I think it is very common among people who see it as a source of hope. I knew some lady that bought a bunch at the end of every week.
 
Cope, my dad has been loterrymaxxing his whole life, max he had won was €500 and £100or some shit. Just csgo lotterymaxx at this point or bet
 
lol this isn't the first time I read someone in these kind of forums talking about trying to win the lottery. It probably won't work boyo, Elliot already tried it and he had enough cash to spend like 200$ in lottery tickets.
If you want to gamble your money anyway better go to a Casino. I have made over 300$ playing the roulette and BlackJack, you will probably still end up wasting your money but still more chance to win than the fucking lottery.
 
lottery is stupidity tax
 
Did the dmt tell you to do it?
 
Not worth it, you have better odds playing the financial markets.
 
I gave up on the lottery. Fuckin con. Just put fitba coupons on now. I dunno if u can do that in the US. I know when I've been to other European countries my app has not worked.
 
remember this thread
 

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