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[Whitepill] Update 4 on the nigger who stole my food: I FORGIVE HIM

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First update
Ordered some very tasty and fulfilling chink slop.

I was watching from my window - I live in a flat building on 5th floor.

I told the inbred paki driver to leave it inside the building but he didn't

His car pulls in. I know it's him because I'm tracking him on the delivery app.

This bummy looking nigger comes out and starts talking to the delivery guy

I get a notification that my food is delivered.i see a picture of my order with my name on it being held by the nigger

The nigger stole it and starts walking away towards the main road. He then comes back with another food parcel. I don't know if the other parcel is his or if he stole another one.

I immediately start taking pictures and videos

I've seen this bastard before in my building. I believe he lives directly above me

Needless to say I want some revenge. Sure it's £11 worth of slop but I felt so angry at how proud he looked while stealing my food. Fucking bum

It's possible i could've apprehended him but I'm too pussy, especially over some slop food, and it'll be awkward if I walk past him again or share a lift in the building. But if it was something valuable I would've broken his face in

Second update:
Naturally I asked Uber eats for a refund. Usually they won't give refunds these days no matter what happened. But magically this time they refunded me in full :feelsautistic:

My post box is directly above the nigger's. I remember one day when the postman mistakenly put an envelope that belongs to him in my post box. I took it out of mine and just placed it on top of the mailbox. I didn't bother putting it back in the nigger's mailbox.

Well today I looked over the mailbox and could still see his envelope was buried under a few others. I took it and opened it. It was a letter about missing a payment for council tax and urging him to pay otherwise court action will be taken and enforcement agents will be sent. Surprise, surprise. :lul: I ripped up the letter and disposed it. Hopefully his tax matters will get worse.

Then I did something disgusting. I took a tissue and wiped something disgusting and revolting onto it. Don't ask me what it was, I'm too embarrassed to say. But just know that it's extremely disgusting and if you had touched it you would want to cut your hand off. I went up to his floor at 4am and stood outside his door and wiped the tissue all over his door handle.

All this trouble over stealing my slop food??? Well I'm an incel. I'm sad and depressed. No girlfriend, think about suicide everyday, pent up rage frustration and anger, and feel piercing envy and pain when I see couples. And now I have to deal with this? Goyslop is one of my copes. The last thing I need is something more that makes me angry. In the end it's still theft. I was also angry at how proudly he was walking off when he knew it he was getting away stealing my food

There was a comment in the original thread that I ought to flood his keyhole with super glue. This made me laugh because conveniently I recently bought two packs of super glue. This is a very attractive way to get revenge but I'm concerned about legal consequences like criminal damage, 'imprisoning him' etc

I'm still open to more ideas to get extra revenge

So: refunded for my order + ripped up his important mail + wiped something disgusting on his door handle. Is it a win?
I can't believe I've written 4 threads now over my slop food getting stolen :forcedsmile:

I emailed a meticulous, evidence-packed letter to the property agency, ready to have him evicted over a fucking takeaway

They said the following:
  • They can't get involved in disputes between tenants :feelstastyman: (even though I said it's more than that; this guy is a nuisance to everyone in the building if he's stealing deliveries)
  • They will email him a reminder of the rules and codes of conduct in the building :feelsseriously:
  • They told me to file a police report
They sent another email saying that they've spoken with him. Apparently there was a misunderstanding as he was waiting for his own delivery at the same time, and he showed them acceptable evidence of this.

This doesn’t make sense to me - If you’re waiting for your delivery, you check the name. If it’s not yours, you leave it. You don’t take it back to your flat. That’s not confusion that’s theft. :feelstastyman:

They also told me that he's really sorry.:lul:

You might be shocked at what I'm about to say, but i actually believe them

Why? Because I got a good look at him. This guy isn’t some Tyrone or Jamal. He’s the archetypal incel: short around my height 5”6/5”7, quiet, looks like he watches anime all day , and looks perpetually weary and unsure. He’s always alone. I’ve shared a lift with him once or twice, he’s very quiet (like me) I’m sure he might be on the spectrum.

(No homo) - he has a kind looking face. i’m actually quite good at reading people.. he looks like a good person ( :forcedsmile: ) this is why I was so confused that he would do something like this. So I probably do think that it was a misunderstanding.

Which is why I'm gonna go white pill on this and just let it go.

I won anyway. I got my refund. I forced the agency to confront him. I made him apologize. Pursuing a police report now would be like using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut. I'd be introducing legal trouble into the life of a man who by my own assessment looks to be already struggling.

I see a part of myself in him: the quietness, the isolation. So I'm gonna choose compassion.

The case is closed
 
Then I did something disgusting. I took a tissue and wiped something disgusting and revolting onto it. Don't ask me what it was, I'm too embarrassed to say. But just know that it's extremely disgusting and if you had touched it you would want to cut your hand off. I went up to his floor at 4am and stood outside his door and wiped the tissue all over his door handle.
You wiped cum on this guys door for no reason? :feelsseriously:
 
He is probably a low iq autist. Brutal
 
Fair enough if you want to let it go, but he still stole your shit. At least do not trust him and be careful.
 
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