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Probably gonna lose my virginity today…just one problem

BetterUnborn

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I lied about my height on the dating app. I told the bitch i’m 6’4 but i’m actually 5’4. I’ll just say it was a typo. Worth a shot :feelsokman:…who knows she might fall in love with my personality.
 
LMFAO bro, shes going to be looking right over you for her new 6'4 boyfriend

i respect the audacity of your hustle
 
LMFAO bro, shes going to be looking right over you for her new 6'4 boyfriend

i respect the audacity of your hustle
 
LMFAO bro, shes going to be looking right over you for her new 6'4 boyfriend

i respect the audacity of your hustle
At least she knows i’m curry
 
this has to be a larp
it would be too hilarious if it was real
 
When you swallow the height pill you wouldn’t think this is LARP. What’s your height?
Wtf are you talking about.
Making yourself taller in your dating profile is okay, but from 5'4 to 6'4 and then you dare to even go on the date, that's hilarious.
 
Wtf are you talking about.
Making yourself taller in your dating profile is okay, but from 5'4 to 6'4 and then you dare to even go on the date, that's hilarious.
How tall are you
 
Don't do it bro, if you wait till you meet the interaction will be brutal, it's best if you tell her by text.:dab:
 
What do I have to lose
Rejection in person is gonna be way more brutal bro, but do as you wish if you think u got a chance go for it but do it at your own peril, just my advice.
 
Height doesn't matter, so good luck with your ascension! :bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:
 
Met up with her. She seemed so embarrassed and said she forgot to feed her cat and would be back. Unmatched me a short while later. :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
I lied about my height on the dating app. I told the bitch i’m 6’4 but i’m actually 5’4. I’ll just say it was a typo. Worth a shot :feelsokman:…who knows she might fall in love with my personality.
"I'll just say it was a typo" this is the funniest shit I've read all day:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: she's gonna either call the police or use pepper spray on you:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I hope it works out for you boyo:feelzez:
 
LMAO good luck brocel keep us updated
 
It would have been hilarious if it had worked fr :dab:
 
Wtf are you talking about.
Making yourself taller in your dating profile is okay, but from 5'4 to 6'4 and then you dare to even go on the date, that's hilarious.
Low inhib curry he's fucking awesome :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Met up with her. She seemed so embarrassed and said she forgot to feed her cat and would be back. Unmatched me a short while later. :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
Should have recorded it would have payed for it:lul::lul::lul:
 
I lied about my height on the dating app. I told the bitch i’m 6’4 but i’m actually 5’4. I’ll just say it was a typo. Worth a shot :feelsokman:…who knows she might fall in love with my personality.
best of luck, do update us
 
Lmfao. Report back
 
LMFAO bro, shes going to be looking right over you for her new 6'4 boyfriend

i respect the audacity of your hustle
:bigbrain:
 
If she rejects you that's how you know the blackpill is infallible.
 

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