As you read in the title, I just lost my virginity to a Thai massage parlor foid (paid sex, by the way disclaimer).
I just want to let a few things out of my mind, and this thread may feel poorly organized but honestly I’m very tired, sleepy, and my mind is all over the place
So, to start, I went to another Thai parlor after the first one didn’t even give me a HJ. I chose the 80 lari ($30) Thai oil massage, and an okay looking foid took me to the room. She started the massage, and I asked how old she was. She said she was 47, which shocked me because she honestly looked 30–35 max
Anyway, as she was massaging my legs, I asked if she did sex. She said HJ only. After hearing that, I started bargaining for sex (2 rounds), and eventually we agreed on 140 lari for two rounds with a condom
Now that was settled, I was unbelievably horny. I genuinely thought I could go 5 rounds and knock this chink to sleep. She left the room for a moment, came back, turned off the lights, handed me a condom, and told me to put it on. The second I tried, it ripped maybe because I rushed it, or maybe it was too small. I tried telling her it had ripped, but her English wasn’t good enough, so I just pulled the end part down and went along with it.
She took off her lingerie, and I swear to God I was so horny I thought I could go five-6 rounds. She told me to lie down on my back, knell beside me, put her head next to mine, grabbed my dick, and put it in.
Before I continue, I want to mention how experienced this toilet was. She was doing all the fancy moves and shit you see on pornhub. I started playing with her boobs while she stroked. Honestly, it didn’t feel that tight it was okayish. I’d say a sex toy would probably feel better, considering her age.
She stroked a few more times, and I prematurely came. She kept going, but I got extreme post-nut clarity, and the fact that she kept pressing on my ticklish spot wasn’t helping either. After a few more strokes, I told her that was enough. She brought me some water, I left, and immediately rushed to Claude to see what my options were for HIV treatment because I really didn’t want to risk getting it. I ended up deciding I’d go to a clinic the next day after getting some sleep.
My takeaways
Well, to start, it reinforced my belief that I don’t just want sex, I want affection and companionship too, unlike the sub-80 IQ Reddit fags that tell us otherwise.
I also appreciate that I now know not to go for anything that’s not white and under 30 if I ever see an escort again, because at the end of the day, it’s literally just paid sex.
If I could do this chink again, I would, but never paid. At least now I know I don’t like that position. I’d probably prefer doggy, sitting, or something else like missionary
I also hate that an hour later I’m already horny again. I’m left lost, questioning a lot of things for example if my circumsision was the reason i didn’t feel too much when she was stroking and many other stuff
To end it all off, if you’re reading this and haven’t gone to an escort yet, just make sure you pick a good-looking one with good english to actually get your money’s worth. Otherwise, you’re genuinely better off just jerking off
I just want to let a few things out of my mind, and this thread may feel poorly organized but honestly I’m very tired, sleepy, and my mind is all over the place
So, to start, I went to another Thai parlor after the first one didn’t even give me a HJ. I chose the 80 lari ($30) Thai oil massage, and an okay looking foid took me to the room. She started the massage, and I asked how old she was. She said she was 47, which shocked me because she honestly looked 30–35 max
Anyway, as she was massaging my legs, I asked if she did sex. She said HJ only. After hearing that, I started bargaining for sex (2 rounds), and eventually we agreed on 140 lari for two rounds with a condom
Now that was settled, I was unbelievably horny. I genuinely thought I could go 5 rounds and knock this chink to sleep. She left the room for a moment, came back, turned off the lights, handed me a condom, and told me to put it on. The second I tried, it ripped maybe because I rushed it, or maybe it was too small. I tried telling her it had ripped, but her English wasn’t good enough, so I just pulled the end part down and went along with it.
She took off her lingerie, and I swear to God I was so horny I thought I could go five-6 rounds. She told me to lie down on my back, knell beside me, put her head next to mine, grabbed my dick, and put it in.
Before I continue, I want to mention how experienced this toilet was. She was doing all the fancy moves and shit you see on pornhub. I started playing with her boobs while she stroked. Honestly, it didn’t feel that tight it was okayish. I’d say a sex toy would probably feel better, considering her age.
She stroked a few more times, and I prematurely came. She kept going, but I got extreme post-nut clarity, and the fact that she kept pressing on my ticklish spot wasn’t helping either. After a few more strokes, I told her that was enough. She brought me some water, I left, and immediately rushed to Claude to see what my options were for HIV treatment because I really didn’t want to risk getting it. I ended up deciding I’d go to a clinic the next day after getting some sleep.
My takeaways
Well, to start, it reinforced my belief that I don’t just want sex, I want affection and companionship too, unlike the sub-80 IQ Reddit fags that tell us otherwise.
I also appreciate that I now know not to go for anything that’s not white and under 30 if I ever see an escort again, because at the end of the day, it’s literally just paid sex.
If I could do this chink again, I would, but never paid. At least now I know I don’t like that position. I’d probably prefer doggy, sitting, or something else like missionary
I also hate that an hour later I’m already horny again. I’m left lost, questioning a lot of things for example if my circumsision was the reason i didn’t feel too much when she was stroking and many other stuff
To end it all off, if you’re reading this and haven’t gone to an escort yet, just make sure you pick a good-looking one with good english to actually get your money’s worth. Otherwise, you’re genuinely better off just jerking off
