“I don’t speak a word of French - but my girlfriend does. She is a Vietnamese model who was raised in France. Which restaurant around Paris has the best escargot?”
Cope Post things you would say: “if you were a normie with a gf or wife and were enjoying the sights around Paris for the Jewlympics”
All those nasty incels just need to work on their personality.
“My girlfriend can’t wait to see LeBron James holding the United States flag! I can’t wait to see my hero - Coco Gauff being the other United States flag bearer - I wrote a paper about her for my Women’s Studies 101 course at UC Berkeley.”
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I thought it was all so hopeless but look at what I achieved through hard work and perseverance!
“My brother is on the United States sailing team. My girlfriend and I are taking a train to Marseille Marina today to watch him compete in Men’s Windsurfing.”
@Emba
@Emba
"Wow babe it really smells like shit here."
Windsmurfing is brutal!
“I was scared Team USA was going to lose to Serbia for a moment, then I remembered we have won gold in basketball in the Olympics for the past twenty years.”
“My girlfriend said, ‘the only way US Basketball could lose to Japan - is if the players arrived to the game drunk.”
"Good thing I took a shower this morning!"
“I’ll tell you one thing - handball has definitely gained my interest. As an American, I wasn’t exposed to a lot of the sport - but, after watching a game yesterday I’m hooked.”
"My girlfriend and I will be watching the closing ceremony together while streaming on Instagram."
“USA women won gold in soccer again, my girlfriend knows one of the players on the team - they were roommates in college.”
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