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Discussion Post-Christmas Fecal Report

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I didn't take a single shit since the 25th ngl
 
I was alone for Christmas. No family.
My duty was the least of my problems.
 
Surprisingly, despite the copious amounts of food consumed by yours truly on 25 December last year, a prolonged defecation session didn't ensue in the aftermath. However, I made amends the following day with a coffee shop's toilet getting a rigorous testing of its mechanics to the point where several flushes were required and I was left feeling considerably lighter and entirely satisfied.
 
Surprisingly, despite the copious amounts of food consumed by yours truly on 25 December last year, a prolonged defecation session didn't ensue in the aftermath. However, I made amends the following day with a coffee shop's toilet getting a rigorous testing of its mechanics to the point where several flushes were required and I was left feeling considerably lighter and entirely satisfied.

That's a great achievement ngl, I genuinely admire your perseverance, patience, dedication and hard work to pull all those shit out of your ass. Wonderful. Keep up the good work boyo.
 
dude poop is so funny !!!:soy::soy::soy:
look at this rare pupper!!!!
 
dude poop is so funny !!!:soy::soy::soy:
look at this rare pupper!!!!

"poo in the loo" -- based

"post christmas poo" --- cucked

The duality is insane.
 

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