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Story Schizo curry (me) ruins Christmas

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Today is Christmas December 25th 2025

This year I had Christmas dinner with my best friend Max. This has been my first time spending Christmas with him and his family he invited me because my dad died recently. max drove me to his house and things were mad awkward, his parents asked me a bunch of questions about my personal life, what's your job? Do you have a girlfriend? Where do you live? Of course since I'm a 5 ft 4 balding Indian neet I made up some bullshit. Things went from bad to worse when his Stacy cousins came to the house from college they kept going on and on about and the sports they play. One of them might be getting drafted into professional sports, we will call her claire. So during the big family dinner claire is going on and on about some bullshit about being an athlete and mysogny she faces blah blah blah. To sour the mood I pretend to reach for a glass of water and then purposely spilt it on her making it look like an accident. She was furious but she thought I did it accidentally. Now afterwards max held an after-party in his man cave and I see claire, in my frail state high on weed I ask Claire out. Obviously she rejected me but I literally went ape shit, I started yelling at her asking if she had a boyfriend. She kept saying "no, I just want to date right now". I start asking her if it was because I was a sub-5, and kept repeating ITS OVER BUDDY BOYOS like an idiot. I'm literally dropping blackpill lingo IRL, so I know I'm way too gone.Then I locked myself in the bathroom and started screeching like a schizo curry autist.
Dramatization of My screams:



After I was done I overheard Claire and Max talking, "Is he okay?" Claire was asking max, "his dad died, he's going through alot.Afterwards I grabbed her wallet she left on the table outside the room, went outside, threw it in the bonfire max started before dinner that was still flaming on. The rest on the evening I sat down and pretended nothing happened and we watched national lampoons: Christmas vacation in complete silence.
 
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Probably larp, but still was fun to read
 
What are those audio clips from
 
Fakecel for talking to stacy
 
Did she notice her wallet is gone ? How did she react ?
 
You’re prolly not getting invited to another holiday outing by Max, tbh
 
Afterwards I grabbed her wallet she left on the table outside the room, went outside, threw it in the bonfire max started before dinner that was still flaming on.
yeah this didn't happen. why you larping?
 
You’re prolly not getting invited to another holiday outing by Max, tbh
come on man, he's obviously trolling/larping/being a retard
 

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