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CopingForBrutality

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I remember a nigga on looksmax who made posts everyday about how it's over for him and the daily suifuel he encounters. He was a KHHV in his mid 20s. Then he made a Tinder profile and a few days later a foid invited him to her house for sex.
:lul::lul::lul:
 
METALMILITA88

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I once had a conversation with a couple other normies about this fat(not landwhale tier) girl in my stat class. They asked me “bro what would you do if she asked you to fuck like rn” and i looked over to her and said “no” she looked up at me and we made eye contact kek.

They were like “bro I heard fat girls hella tight cause of the fat down there”

I started laughing and was like “shieet you might be onto something” :feelskek:

We said other shit too but it’d take way too long to write down more shit
Most of you niggas are volcel because you won’t fuck fatties :feelsclown:

@jerkjocky @Lycan @Substitute Subhuman thoughts on whale humping? Would you ever ascend this way?
 
METALMILITA88

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[UWSL]@Substitute Subhuman is with @Lycan mother giving her his arab seed. @Lycan boutta be an older brother.[/UWSL]
:what::what:

@Lycan say hello to your new brown, balding, 5’5 Egyptian stepfather.
 
Lycan

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Most of you niggas are volcel because you won’t fuck fatties :feelsclown:

@jerkjocky @Lycan @Substitute Subhuman thoughts on whale humping? Would you ever ascend this way?
nahh
 
Substitute Subhuman

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:society:

@Substitute Subhuman is with @Lycan mother giving her his arab seed. @Lycan boutta be an older brother.
I am. And when @Lycan brother grows up, he will mog lycan to the moon and back
 
Substitute Subhuman

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half curry half white mutt vs a full blooded cracka, i think ill mog
Not curry, but sand. And he's going to grow up to be a 6'4 Chaddam that mogs you.
 
METALMILITA88

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New pre-experiment development.

It turns out that Tinder (((Gold))) is NOT required to change the location of your profile. Which is good news, because it would cost $25 per month :feelsugh:

Tinder plus is the only thing needed to access the passport feature that allows you to “match with anyone in the world”. It’s only $8 per month.

As much as I hate the idea of giving the shekelbergs behind tinder ANY money, I will do it, because this feature is very valuable to my experiment.:bigbrain:

Over the course of this month (when I start the experiment) I will spend a few days with my profile set in a different part of the world and I will record the data of likes/matches/conversations that I get.

I plan to set my profile to these locations worldwide:

South America: (most likely São Paulo Brazil, since @GaryFromSpongebob informed me that foreigners do well there and it is a good place for tourists).

Eastern Europe: (I haven’t decided where exactly yet. Maybe Kiev, Jewkraine, even with the war going on there :feelstastyman:)

East Asia: (Most likely Tokyo, Japan) since this is the only chink country that seems tolerable to me, and where the noodlewhores aren’t completely repulsive.

Southeast Asia would be redundant, so I don’t think I will set it there, since everyone already knows how it goes for white guys in a place like Thailand :feelsEhh:

South Africa (potentially) here’s why:

On another thread, @CopingForBrutality proposed an interesting theory to me.

He thinks that I may be able to run BWBS (Big-White-Burger-Savior) game on the Dutch boer foids that are currently trapped in South Africa, since they are trying to escape being genocided by the niggers there. I will be the perfect captain save-a-hoe! :feelsYall:

I am a bit skeptical of this theory, but I am willing to try it out. However more research will have to be done because I am unsure of which parts of South Africa have the largest white population :feelsstudy:

God forbid I set my location to a complete dystopian Jiggaboo-ridden dump like Johannesburg and I have to match with the boons there :feelsUnreal:

MENA (Middle East-North Africa):

This is another region where I am unsure of where exactly I will set my passport at.

I am thinking of Cairo, Egypt first so that I can flex all over the Egyptian niggas like @Substitute Subhuman and @startheon/darkness to light and show them how absolutely popular and God-like I will be treated in their shithole :feelsjuice:

I am also thinking of Tel aviv, Israel so that I can see how many kikewhores want to get gassed by this Aryan BWC :feelskek:

India: This is another one that I’m not certain of yet. Maybe I’ll fuck around and set my location to Delhi so that the currywhores there can see what a REAL white man looks like, instead of having to look at a 5’5 street shitting pajeet like @Misogynist Curry 卐 that calls himself white :feelsclown::feelsclown::feelsclown:

That’s about all. I’ll be updating everyone again when it’s time to rock :feelzez:.
 
Misogynist Curry 卐

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instead of having to look at a 5’5 street shitting pajeet like @[UWSL] /data/avatars/s/41/41785.jpg?1653062424 [/UWSL]@Misogynist Curry 卐 that calls himself white
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Substitute Subhuman

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New pre-experiment development.

It turns out that Tinder (((Gold))) is NOT required to change the location of your profile. Which is good news, because it would cost $25 per month :feelsugh:

Tinder plus is the only thing needed to access the passport feature that allows you to “match with anyone in the world”. It’s only $8 per month.

As much as I hate the idea of giving the shekelbergs behind tinder ANY money, I will do it, because this feature is very valuable to my experiment.:bigbrain:

Over the course of this month (when I start the experiment) I will spend a few days with my profile set in a different part of the world and I will record the data of likes/matches/conversations that I get.

I plan to set my profile to these locations worldwide:

South America: (most likely São Paulo Brazil, since @GaryFromSpongebob informed me that foreigners do well there and it is a good place for tourists).

Eastern Europe: (I haven’t decided where exactly yet. Maybe Kiev, Jewkraine, even with the war going on there :feelstastyman:)

East Asia: (Most likely Tokyo, Japan) since this is the only chink country that seems tolerable to me, and where the noodlewhores aren’t completely repulsive.

Southeast Asia would be redundant, so I don’t think I will set it there, since everyone already knows how it goes for white guys in a place like Thailand :feelsEhh:

South Africa (potentially) here’s why:

On another thread, @CopingForBrutality proposed an interesting theory to me.

He thinks that I may be able to run BWBS (Big-White-Burger-Savior) game on the Dutch boer foids that are currently trapped in South Africa, since they are trying to escape being genocided by the niggers there. I will be the perfect captain save-a-hoe! :feelsYall:

I am a bit skeptical of this theory, but I am willing to try it out. However more research will have to be done because I am unsure of which parts of South Africa have the largest white population :feelsstudy:

God forbid I set my location to a complete dystopian Jiggaboo-ridden dump like Johannesburg and I have to match with the boons there :feelsUnreal:

MENA (Middle East-North Africa):

This is another region where I am unsure of where exactly I will set my passport at.

I am thinking of Cairo, Egypt first so that I can flex all over the Egyptian niggas like @Substitute Subhuman and @startheon/darkness to light and show them how absolutely popular and God-like I will be treated in their shithole :feelsjuice:

I am also thinking of Tel aviv, Israel so that I can see how many kikewhores want to get gassed by this Aryan BWC :feelskek:

India: This is another one that I’m not certain of yet. Maybe I’ll fuck around and set my location to Delhi so that the currywhores there can see what a REAL white man looks like, instead of having to look at a 5’5 street shitting pajeet like @Misogynist Curry 卐 that calls himself white :feelsclown::feelsclown::feelsclown:

That’s about all. I’ll be updating everyone again when it’s time to rock :feelzez:.
Hey! Egypt is not a shit hole! We shit in toilets!
 
METALMILITA88

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Substitute Subhuman

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Not even going to reply. We already did this on another thread you’re not going to derail mine with this garbage :feelsUgh:


Do you think I have a good chance at getting Egyptian moms as someone that’s 6’0, white and Norwood 0? :feelshaha:
6'0 white norwood 0 would be incel in Egypt
 
latincell

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. I will cougarmaxx and set my maximum age range up to 50. I will swipe right on EVERY white foid that is over the age of 30. I will only swipe right on a single mother if her children are adults.
Unless you’re trying to have white children of your own, this is a bad strategy goyim. A 30 yr old foid, and even less:feelskek::feelskek:, a 50 yr old foid are worthless in terms of breeding. Look for foids in the 18-24 range :feelsjuice::feelsjuice:
 
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erenyeager

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If you average looking you need very good pics with friends etc. Selfies only work for good looking men
Tbf he doesn't need to be here if he has the balls to get 100 matches
 
Lycan

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New pre-experiment development.

It turns out that Tinder (((Gold))) is NOT required to change the location of your profile. Which is good news, because it would cost $25 per month :feelsugh:

Tinder plus is the only thing needed to access the passport feature that allows you to “match with anyone in the world”. It’s only $8 per month.

As much as I hate the idea of giving the shekelbergs behind tinder ANY money, I will do it, because this feature is very valuable to my experiment.:bigbrain:

Over the course of this month (when I start the experiment) I will spend a few days with my profile set in a different part of the world and I will record the data of likes/matches/conversations that I get.

I plan to set my profile to these locations worldwide:

South America: (most likely São Paulo Brazil, since @GaryFromSpongebob informed me that foreigners do well there and it is a good place for tourists).

Eastern Europe: (I haven’t decided where exactly yet. Maybe Kiev, Jewkraine, even with the war going on there :feelstastyman:)

East Asia: (Most likely Tokyo, Japan) since this is the only chink country that seems tolerable to me, and where the noodlewhores aren’t completely repulsive.

Southeast Asia would be redundant, so I don’t think I will set it there, since everyone already knows how it goes for white guys in a place like Thailand :feelsEhh:

South Africa (potentially) here’s why:

On another thread, @CopingForBrutality proposed an interesting theory to me.

He thinks that I may be able to run BWBS (Big-White-Burger-Savior) game on the Dutch boer foids that are currently trapped in South Africa, since they are trying to escape being genocided by the niggers there. I will be the perfect captain save-a-hoe! :feelsYall:

I am a bit skeptical of this theory, but I am willing to try it out. However more research will have to be done because I am unsure of which parts of South Africa have the largest white population :feelsstudy:

God forbid I set my location to a complete dystopian Jiggaboo-ridden dump like Johannesburg and I have to match with the boons there :feelsUnreal:

MENA (Middle East-North Africa):

This is another region where I am unsure of where exactly I will set my passport at.

I am thinking of Cairo, Egypt first so that I can flex all over the Egyptian niggas like @Substitute Subhuman and @startheon/darkness to light and show them how absolutely popular and God-like I will be treated in their shithole :feelsjuice:

I am also thinking of Tel aviv, Israel so that I can see how many kikewhores want to get gassed by this Aryan BWC :feelskek:

India: This is another one that I’m not certain of yet. Maybe I’ll fuck around and set my location to Delhi so that the currywhores there can see what a REAL white man looks like, instead of having to look at a 5’5 street shitting pajeet like @Misogynist Curry 卐 that calls himself white :feelsclown::feelsclown::feelsclown:

That’s about all. I’ll be updating everyone again when it’s time to rock :feelzez:.
the south africa one is actually interesting...i wanna try this sometime

and i only would date whites so its a good solution since i cant SEAmax
 
CopingForBrutality

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did this fakecel ascend via his tinder plans?
 
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jfl kinda weird he made this thread and a month later disappeared
 

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