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Based (NOSTRADAMUS IQ) I’ll be trying tinder soon, here is my plan for success.

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Step 1: Pics

I will most likely be using 2 selfies. One of which will be an ER-Esque golden hour shot in the car (I have yet to take this pic)

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And the other will be a selfie from inside my house that is in good natural lighting.

But I think @Moeggels calls this an “autistic basement tier selfie”. But what do I know? He’s the one that got 60 likes! It must have worked :feelstastyman:

Step 2: My swiping/match strategy

Many brainlets on here say that they swiped right on every profile, and then are left wondering why they got no matches. The algorithm assumes that you are a bot, and besides what is the point of swiping right on a Stacy or other foid that you have no chance of ever getting? It’s retarted and is a strategy for failure. Here’s how I’m going to swipe.

1. I will not swipe right on any foid of my own race that mogs me. I will only swipe on white foids that are uglier than me.

2. I will swipe right on ALL ethnic foids (including sheboons.) I will only swipe left on one if I find them particularly grotesque and unattractive, or if they are TOO attractive and therefore I stand no chance.

3. I will not swipe right on any foid that has a bikini/swimsuit pic or any other photo that is distasteful and degenerate to me.

4. I will not swipe right on any foid that is a train wreck.
This includes foids that are

[UWSL]LGBTQ/Overtly leftist/Just into weird artsy things. [/UWSL]

Has tattoos, piercings, dyed hair or any other sign of excessive damage.

Has a bio saying something that is a red flag such as, “future milf”.

4. I will swipe right on ALL overweight foids (I like it thick :feelshehe:+Volcel if you wouldn’t).

5. I will cougarmaxx and set my maximum age range up to 50. I will swipe right on EVERY white foid that is over the age of 30. I will only swipe right on a single mother if her children are adults.

My bio: I will keep it simple. As many experiments have shown, your tinder bio doesn’t mean much at all as a man. My face will be doing all of the work. I think I’ll only include my height since that is mandatory, and maybe a bonus line that I have yet to come up with. (Comment your suggestions.)

When I match with a foid: I will most likely send the first message unless they beat me to it. Depending on who it is what their profile is like will determine what I say and how I say it.

The .is tinder king @Moeggels says that this is wrong and that approached is cucked, but that’s only because he’s an autist that doesn’t understand how all of this works.

Closing Statement: I’ll come back here and make a post on this thread when I have everything ready to go. I’ll probably let the experiment run for a week and come back and make another thread sharing the results.
@Moeggels @Transcended Trucel @CopingForBrutality @Lycan @Truckzo @Edmund_Kemper @jerkjocky @Ducky @Zer0/∞ @PointOfNoReturn @BraincelsRefugee @VainHireling

Thoughts on my strategy?
 
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Let's face it, if you're truecel, it won't work.
 
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Sparknotes Version: It's over
Yeah maybe if you’re in Jew York or another ultra-hypergamous market. I have a chance in my current location.
 
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METALMILITA88

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Big 3, height face dick
6’0

My face is decent I can look HTN depending on the lighting and angle.

6.5 inches

I’m basically completely average for a white guy in the west.

I can give more details if you’d like.
 
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Step 2: My swiping/match strategy

Many brainlets on here say that they swiped right on every profile, and then are left wondering why they got no matches. The algorithm assumes that you are a bot, and besides what is the point of swiping right on a Stacy or other foid that you have no chance of ever getting? It’s retarted and is a strategy for failure. Here’s how I’m going to swipe.
:yes:
1. I will not swipe right on any foid of my own race that mogs me. I will only swipe on white foids that are uglier than me.
:yes:
2. I will swipe right on ALL ethnic foids (including sheboons.) I will only swipe left on one if I find them particularly grotesque and unattractive, or if they are TOO attractive and therefore I stand no chance.
:yes:
3. I will not swipe right on any foid that has a bikini/swimsuit pic or any other photo that is distasteful and degenerate to me.
Eh you're limiting your pool, if this is only an experiment then I'd allow this too. If you're being serious about it then :yes:
4. I will not swipe right on any foid that is a train wreck. This includes foids that are

[UWSL]LGBTQ/Overtly leftist/Just into weird artsy things. [/UWSL]

Has tattoos, piercings, dyed hair or any other sign of excessive damage.

Has a bio saying something that is a red flag such as, “future milf”.
Same point I said about 3.
4. I will swipe right on ALL overweight foids (I like it thick :feelshehe:+Volcel if you wouldn’t).
:yes:
5. I will cougarmaxx and set my maximum age range up to 50. I will swipe right on EVERY white foid that is over the age of 30. I will only swipe right on a single mother if her children are adults.
:yes:
My bio: I will keep it simple. As many experiments have shown, your tinder bio doesn’t mean much at all as a man. My face will be doing all of the work. I think I’ll only include my height since that is mandatory, and maybe a bonus line that I have yet to come up with. (Comment your suggestions.)

When I match with a foid: I will most likely send the first message unless they beat me to it. Depending on who it is what their profile is like will determine what I say and how I say it.
Leave out the height tbh, if you are putting it larp +2'' of your height. Unless you are already tall. Another line I'd put is some random hobby line like. "I enjoy xyz" or some dry asf line like that.
Thoughts on my strategy?
Overall pretty good, update us on the results if you want on another thread and tag
 
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Why do you register here BEFORE EVEN TRYING TINDER, that is the most basic thing to try first.

I’m not a trucel. Non-NT and having no social circle is my only real problem.
So you don't have anything to complain about your looks, skin and height. Another good-looking user, mods ban him, please.
 
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Why do you register here BEFORE EVEN TRYING TINDER, that is the most basic thing to try first.
I was underage for tinder when I first became blackpilled.
So you don't have anything to complain about your looks, skin and height. Another good-looking user, mods ban him, please.
Looks is only half of it idiot NT and having friends, connections, ETC is just as important. @Zer0/∞ come NTpill this guy.
 
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Were you homeschooled by any chance?
No but I moved around a lot and dropped out of high school when I was 16. I’ve been a shut-in NEET with no acquaintances or anything ever since.
 
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6’0

My face is decent I can look HTN depending on the lighting and angle.

6.5 inches

I’m basically completely average for a white guy in the west.

I can give more details if you’d like.
Your plan could actually work with these stats, especially if you're a chubby chaser. Even I got messaged by landwhales on Tinder when I tried using it and I'm a chink. Unfortunately, I can't get an erection over fat landhogs so it was meaningless. They disgust me too much.
 
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No but I moved around a lot and dropped out of high school when I was 16. I’ve been a shut-in NEET with no acquaintances or anything ever since.
Suifuel :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:. All you need is socialmaxxing and NTmaxxing to ascend, at least no surgeries needed.
 
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Your plan could actually work with these stats, especially if you're a chubby chaser.
I’m not a chaser but I won’t turn them down.
Even I got messaged by landwhales on Tinder when I tried using it and I'm a chink.
Ricefuel for lifecels @mistersinister

I can't get an erection over fat landhogs so it was meaningless. They disgust me too much.
Program yourself to like them by watching BBW porn where you start out with a little chubby and keep going from them. Or inject T and you’ll become attracted to everything.
 
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Suifuel :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:. All you need is socialmaxxing and NTmaxxing to ascend, at least no surgeries needed.
Yeah but there’s no way to do that when you’re in my position that’s why I rot here every day. I have no one else to talk to.
 
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Your plan could actually work with these stats, especially if you're a chubby chaser. Even I got messaged by landwhales on Tinder when I tried using it and I'm a chink. Unfortunately, I can't get an erection over fat landhogs so it was meaningless. They disgust me too much.
you can leave lol
 
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Yeah but there’s no way to do that when you’re in my position that’s why I rot here every day.
I don't have a social circle either. I went to an all boys high school and middle school, the only connections I have is other currycels and ricecels who only stick with each other. College won't work since my major is full of incels as well. There's usually 1 foid in the classes (out of 20) and it's always some ugly noodlewhore.

Although even if I socialcirclemaxxed it still won't work, I've got manletism.
 
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I don't have a social circle either. I went to an all boys high school and middle school, the only connections I have is other currycels and ricecels who only stick with each other. College won't work since my major is full of incels as well. There's usually 1 foid in the classes (out of 20) and it's always some ugly noodlewhore.

Although even if I socialcirclemaxxed it still won't work, I've got manletism.
only choice is to rotmaxx or cuckmaxx
 
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Plenty of guys swipe for subtier foids, that's why they think they're stacies. You are contributing, it's not a new strategy
 
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Why do you register here BEFORE EVEN TRYING TINDER, that is the most basic thing to try first.
Hi did, but now he’s coping with a „strategy“. Literally everybody knows that tinder is for good looking men, not average looking men.
 
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what will you do when it is time to meet them?
Rape probably :lul:

Kidding but IDK really. I can feign being NT when I’m high on my adderal prescription. Guess I’ll have to drugmaxx.
 
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If you average looking you need very good pics with friends etc.
That’s what I’m saying to anyone that says I’m a fakecel. If you’re not gigachad you have to signal that you’re a cool and popular guy or else you’re looked at as a loser regardless of your stats.
 
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Juggernaut law.
 
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That’s what I’m saying to anyone that says I’m a fakecel. If you’re not gigachad you have to signal that you’re a cool and popular guy or else you’re looked at as a loser regardless of your stats.
:yes:
 

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