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Nintendo fans are some of the most shallow

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Nintendo fans barely ever discuss gameplay in a meaningful way. They're some of the most shallow consumerist whores.
"Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart game!"
Ignoring how 8 has fucked item balancing and inferior neutered tracks to every Mario Kart that preceded it.
"Mario Odyssey is the best 3d Mario game!"
Ignoring how most of the missions are copy and pasted and the game is piss easy.
"Zelda Breath of the Wild is the best open world game!"
They say having dropped the game after one year.



Nintendo fans are unique in the way that most of them can't describe or defend why certain gameplay is meaningful or good in anyway. All they can do is drop hyperbolic praises such as "this is best {insert thing ever}!"

Nintendo fans are the kind of people who base what games they play on metacritic. They seem more concerned with talking about how the game is critically acclaimed than actually praising it

Look at how popular Nintendo directs are. Their popularity basically proves that modern Nintendo games have no longevity. Most Nintendo fans never touch modern Nintendo games again after beating them.

Even Smash Bros Ultimate has a fairly inactive online for a game with 30+ million copies sold.
 
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Nintendo fans barely ever discuss gameplay in a meaningful way. They're some of the most shallow consumerist whores.
"Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart game!"
Ignoring how 8 has fucked item balancing and inferior neutered tracks to every Mario Kart that preceded it.
"Mario Odyssey is the best 3d Mario game!"
Ignoring how most of the missions are copy and pasted and the game is piss easy.
"Zelda Breath of the Wild is the best open world game!"
They say having dropped the game after one year.



Nintendo fans are unique in the way that most of them can't describe or defend why certain gameplay is meaningful or good in anyway. All they can do is drop hyperbolic praises such as "this is best {insert thing ever}!"

Nintendo fans are the kind of people who base what games they play on metacritic. They seem more concerned with talking about how the game is critically acclaimed than actually praising it

Look at how popular Nintendo directs are. Their popularity basically proves that modern Nintendo games have no longevity. Most Nintendo fans never touch modern Nintendo games again after beating them.

Even Smash Bros Ultimate has a fairly inactive online for a game with 30+ million copies sold.
Who would've thought they would've been so shallow? I certainly didn't. I mean it's not like they enable Nintendo to engage in anti-consumer polices or anything.
 
Nintendo fans barely ever discuss gameplay in a meaningful way. They're some of the most shallow consumerist whores.
"Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart game!"
Ignoring how 8 has fucked item balancing and inferior neutered tracks to every Mario Kart that preceded it.
"Mario Odyssey is the best 3d Mario game!"
Ignoring how most of the missions are copy and pasted and the game is piss easy.
"Zelda Breath of the Wild is the best open world game!"
They say having dropped the game after one year.



Nintendo fans are unique in the way that most of them can't describe or defend why certain gameplay is meaningful or good in anyway. All they can do is drop hyperbolic praises such as "this is best {insert thing ever}!"

Nintendo fans are the kind of people who base what games they play on metacritic. They seem more concerned with talking about how the game is critically acclaimed than actually praising it

Look at how popular Nintendo directs are. Their popularity basically proves that modern Nintendo games have no longevity. Most Nintendo fans never touch modern Nintendo games again after beating them.

Even Smash Bros Ultimate has a fairly inactive online for a game with 30+ million copies sold.
That was always the plan.
 

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