LOL at the 007 First Light anti-woke comments

[Kan>Foids]

I noticed a lot of bullshit "game is chad", "victory for anti-woke", "time is healing", etc and I want to know what kind of crack are these people smoking?

• Bond is constantly being yapped at by foids (every ethnicity of course)
• people saying it's """based""" because on slit showed off an average at best looking ass
• every foid has B cup tits at most just like every shitty AAA Western game for the last 13 years\
• most of their faces are either barely tolerable or look like trannies
• used young Bond as a convenient excuse to have him be a rookie and subserivent to the slits

Western AAA gaming is completely and beyond fucked if anti-woke people are sucking off games like this.

 

[Pancakecel]

Also, if you're expecting anything like the old bond movies with that game, forget about it. Its basically a stripped down version of the hitman games, with a bond skin on top. There's plenty of woke shit in it too. There's also a crap ton of filler missions, ultimately pointless but it feels like the devs threw them in, to stretch the game time.

Bond himself is some forgettable generic bri'ish lad in his twenties, and the dialogue is shit.

I can't believe the steam reviews are very positive and just eating this slop up, normfags have no standards.

 

[Tšuudi]

normfags have no standards.

 

[Chud Norris72]

major studio will never make a non-woke game, jfl at them

 

[Frail Link]

Normfags will continue to consoom

 

[Loliraider]

It's also a movie game that plays itself. It was made for normie fake gamers who don't appreciate video games.

 

[Retardfuel]

Uncharted clone on hitman the world of assassination engine with shitskin girl bosses and brain dead AI

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

Normfags will continue to consoom

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

goycattle is saying the same shit about goy theft auto 6 just cuz 1 of the 2 progatonists is a straight white male. These cattle cannot be helped. They are the reason all the new games even resident evil remakes are filled with yellow paint and yellow tape. Lobotomized animals.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

It's also a movie game that plays itself. It was made for normie fake gamers who don't appreciate video games.


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bro has increased FOV hack in real life jfl
this reminds me of resident evil 3 remake first 15-20 minutes is scripted chases and u dont even feel like u are in danger. this video covers it all. "hold UP = gameplay"

View: https://youtu.be/DjbErUC8hFk?t=59

 

[Loliraider]

"hold UP = gameplay"

In the video he doesn't even have to hold up. the game plays itself kek

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

In the video he doesn't even have to hold up. the game plays itself kek

based and shadpilled

 

[Frail Link]

Uncharted clone on hitman the world of assassination engine with shitskin girl bosses and brain dead AI

sums up the entire game

 

[ordinaryotaku]

After watching multiple different reviews of it, it definitely looks solid compared to all the other slop today. I still think games like Nightfire mog it though. I'd probably still buy First Light for like $40.

It's like getting pee water after spending over a decade drinking literal human diarrhea. I think the "woke" niggers unfortunately won in the video game industry, I don't think there's any going back. Obviously if they are too blatant with it though, even the goyim gamers will notice (Concord, Relooted, Dustborn, Mixtape).

They need to get the rights to the other Bond games though and put them on GOG or Steam. Same as the console Bond games, they need to make PC remasters for those.

 

[zd60]

Normfags will continue to consoom

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Glad that game flopped and will bankrupt IO

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Does he pump and dump any foids with names like Pussy Galore, Honey Rider or Dr Goodhead?

 

[Morbilius]

Looks solid enough though I don't think i'd buy it full price i'd wait for a heavy sale

 

[currycell900]

James bond was always a cuck. Didnt he had a mi6 hag telling him to do what like in that casino royale movie

 

[TooSomething]

Also, if you're expecting anything like the old bond movies with that game, forget about it. Its basically a stripped down version of the hitman games, with a bond skin on top. There's plenty of woke shit in it too. There's also a crap ton of filler missions, ultimately pointless but it feels like the devs threw them in, to stretch the game time.

Bond himself is some forgettable generic bri'ish lad in his twenties, and the dialogue is shit.

I can't believe the steam reviews are very positive and just eating this slop up, normfags have no standards.

I hope you have pirated it.

 

[TooSomething]

Broooo, also wtf are those graphics in the cutscene at the end of this video?!

What is this shit?

I swear, normies should all hang themselves.

It's also a movie game that plays itself. It was made for normie fake gamers who don't appreciate video games.


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[TooSomething]

bro has increased FOV hack in real life jfl
this reminds me of resident evil 3 remake first 15-20 minutes is scripted chases and u dont even feel like u are in danger. this video covers it all. "hold UP = gameplay"

View: https://youtu.be/DjbErUC8hFk?t=59

Yeah, I know that part as well.

I am so glad that I've not boight this game.
I have bought RE2 Remake, but literally only because of the 4th survivor. I am not joking.

On sale as well, on a key site on top.

 

[TooSomething]

If you buy this fuck you, tbh ngl.

Pirate it, if anything.

 

[captchawaffen]

major studio will never make a non-woke game, jfl at them

the billion dollar corporation agrees with me

 

[Chud Norris72]

the billion dollar corporation agrees with me

 

[Pancakecel]

I hope you have pirated it.

I haven't played it myself, I watched a streamer play through the first 4-5 hours.

 

[TooSomething]

Even

I haven't played it myself, I watched a streamer play through the first 4-5 hours.

better.

 

[TooSomething]

It's also a movie game that plays itself. It was made for normie fake gamers who don't appreciate video games.


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What's the channel?

 

[poorenglishcel]

I haven't played it myself, I watched a streamer play through the first 4-5 hours.

What do you think of the game then?

 

[Pancakecel]

What do you think of the game then?

Scroll to the top, I left my opinion in the original comment.

 

[Loliraider]

What's the channel?

Michael Does Life. He is a contrarian troll and a grifter who pretends to love games. Some of his videos are pretty funny tho.

 

[TooSomething]

Michael Does Life. He is a contrarian troll and a grifter who pretends to love games. Some of his videos are pretty funny tho.

Ah, ok. Shame.

Oh wait, I know this channel. Hate this faggot, tbh.

 

[Zedmund]

I watched The Synthetic Man play some of it, and it looks terrible. Not even worth pirating. It's perfect for the redditor who likes movie "games."

 

[Hoppipolla]

The trailer looked so bad to me that I couldn't believe it was real. I genuinely thought it had to be a joke.