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I did a thread like this in offtopic but it turned into a meme storm so here we are.
She is just a little bit shorter than me and 3 years older (Im almost 18),any advice you can give other than condoms ?
 
Make sure you pay for her onlyfans while you’re at the “giving women money for existing” zone
 
my advice is dont fucking escortcel
 
I did a thread like this in offtopic but it turned into a meme storm so here we are.
She is just a little bit shorter than me and 3 years older (Im almost 18),any advice you can give other than condoms ?

Get in there, fuck her, pay and leave. I usually go by reviews, so i dont end up with a stuck up bitch.
 
Get in there, fuck her, pay and leave. I usually go by reviews, so i dont end up with a stuck up bitch.
I cant find a site with great price and review system that isnt made by russian fags or banned
 
Shower, be polite dress nicely and she will likley. The bluepill works with escorts:bluepill:;)
 
Shower, be polite dress nicely and she will likley. The bluepill works with escorts:bluepill:;)

I would agree in general, but you have to be aware that there is no guarantee that being nice with have an effect. I won't hurt, for sure, but some escorts have an attitude no matter how you behave. Some just deeply resent either you or what they're doing.

But yeah, shower, shave, be polite and so on. I've never done it but I bet you can bring flowers and she would appreciate it. I too tend to believe that the blue pill works with whores.

An other advice I would give is to not engage in anything if it turns out you're not physically attracted by her. It's your call, though.
 
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STD's are highly on the rise in Turkey bro u shouldn't do that kind of stuff no need to be degenerate as those low life junkies
 
no need to bring flowers or any bluepill shit. If your paying your paying. Keep in mind that some whores even do sadistic services and so on. o tell her to please you as you wanted. period. I have no experience but if your paying your paying.
 
As others have said, be groomed and have good hyiene and be polite but not awkward.

It is a transaction so don't try to impress her or make it about her, you are there to fuck so at least enjoy it.

But don't be pushy or it could mean trouble.

If you do those things she will be nice (pretend) to you as that is good for business.
 

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