My parents will drag me to church this sunday

[tehgymcel420]

I will be forced to drink the blood of the dead jew. Maybe I will come into contact with Corona Chan and she can finally put me out of my misery.

@Amacko Should I go willingly?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Egyptian Christians ?

 

[The Abyss]

Tell 'em you wanna go to the mosque instead, inshalla.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Egyptian Christians ?

Yes, they're a really nutty cult, maybe worse than Muslims.

Tell 'em you wanna go to the mosque instead, inshalla.

I will end up homeless then.

 

[Anonymous MG]

Egyptian Christians ?

Sounds cursed tbh ngl pewpew

Maybe you'll find a QT church female

Eh, jk, this will just be a huge waste of your time pewpew.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

A date with Corona chan

 

[CopingJim]

Any last posts anon?

 

[Animecel2D]

A date with Corona chan

 

[StormlitAqua]

Just to let you know, The Eucharist is the true presence of the body and blood of Christ so it can't be infected with anything. That said, you could still get it from anyone else.

My church isn't closing and I'm glad about it. The church is the rock.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Just to let you know, The Eucharist is the true presence of the body and blood of Christ so it can't be infected with anything. That said, you could still get it from anyone else.

My church isn't closing and I'm glad about it. The church is the rock.

Your church doesn't have everyone share the same spoon.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

You church doesn't have everyone share the same spoon.

Do they actually share the same spoon wtf? Thats literally asking for the corona virus at this point

 

[tehgymcel420]

Do they actually share the same spoon wtf? Thats literally asking for the corona virus at this point

They do.

 

[StormlitAqua]

You church doesn't have everyone share the same spoon.

Spoon for the Eucharist? News to me. I've seen everything from intinction to the boomer separate cups, but never a spoon. Guess I can't comment on that! Not theologically woke enough to tell you if it's ok or not.

IDK bro I'm still gonna drink out of the common cup, I wouldn't worry. You're a brutish superior ethnic, you'll live.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

go deus vultmax

 

[tehgymcel420]

superior ethnic

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Over for churchcels

 

[Deleted member 21908]

damn tough choice. if it results in homelessness or something you might as well go, but not willingly bro. not even worth it for the corona virus
just try to make up some excuse because sand parents can be retarded af
they'll say some shit like "the devil is making you crazy and not wanna see god" or some shit
just ignore it and try to stay home

 

[tehgymcel420]

damn tough choice. if it results in homelessness or something you might as well go, but not willingly bro. not even worth it for the corona virus
just try to make up some excuse because sand parents can be retarded af
they'll say some shit like "the devil is making you crazy and not wanna see god" or some shit
just ignore it and try to stay home

How do you get out of going to church?

 

[Deleted member 21908]

How do you get out of going to church?

my parents don't care tbh, they still think I believe in that bs but even they themselves aren't crazy worshippers
they maybe go to church once a month

 

[tehgymcel420]

my parents don't care tbh, they still think I believe in that bs but even they themselves aren't crazy worshippers
they maybe go to church once a month

My parents believe that if you don't take communion for a few weeks you will be possessed by a demon.

 

[zangano1]

Try findig a religious foid

 

[Yerberito]

A date with Corona chan

 

[Deleted member 20434]

I will be forced to drink the blood of the dead jew. Maybe I will come into contact with Corona Chan and she can finally put me out of my misery.

@Amacko Should I go willingly?

“Dead jew” lmfao I lold so hard

 

[Deleted member 23518]

based parents, don't forget to confess your sins before going to mass

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Brutal and I can relate a lot.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

based parents, don't forget to confess your sins before going to mass

gay

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Brootal

 

[tehgymcel420]

Brutal and I can relate a lot.

You get dragged to church too?

 

[Deleted member 19236]

You get dragged to church too?

yes

 

[tehgymcel420]

Will be going tomorrow, wish me luck. May I get the virus if Blackops2cel wills it.

 

[Deleted member 21908]

Will be going tomorrow, wish me luck. May I get the virus if Blackops2cel wills it.

 

[tehgymcel420]

It is done, do you think I'm carrying the COVID 19?

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

That's the real mass murder.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Doing Church from home today

 

[Billowel]

It is done, do you think I'm carrying the COVID 19?

are egyptians christian(i assume they are coptic christians) girls prude?Just wondering if keeping their virginity is still a thing over there

 

[tehgymcel420]

are egyptians christian(i assume they are coptic christians) girls prude?Just wondering if keeping their virginity is still a thing over there

They claim to be, but I'm pretty sure the current generation are whores too.

 

[mänline]

My parents believe that if you don't take communion for a few weeks you will be possessed by a demon.

In what kind of possesion: And why they think so?

Why are you saying, that you have to drink from the cup? Even Christians at mess/sunday service don't are "forced" to do it - in contrast, they have to command to abstain from the Lord's supper, when they would drink with "unworthy manner.", which is interpretable but could be for example an unreconciled relationship to a brother or living fully in sin. When there is virus epidemic, staying away would be even more understandable.

If they believe that they get saved trough drinking wine and going to church, they are lost too indeed.

 

[tehgymcel420]

In what kind of possesion: And why they think so?

Why are you saying, that you have to drink from the cup? Even Christians at mess/sunday service don't are "forced" to do it - in contrast, they have to command to abstain from the Lord's supper, when they would drink with "unworthy manner.", which is interpretable but could be for example an unreconciled relationship to a brother or living fully in sin. When there is virus epidemic, staying away would be even more understandable.

If they believe that they get saved trough drinking wine and going to church, they are lost too indeed.

These are low iq desert Christians from the Coptic church, they are even more delusional than normal Christians.

 

[arab_incel]

These are low iq desert Christians

Brutal Sandniggerpill

 

[Uther]

Religion is a good cope. I was raised bourgeois atheist but I always envied my rural catholic relatives (catholicism is just so aesthetic to me). But as the saying goes: 'Grass is always greener on the other side.'

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

That's just brutal

 

[tehgymcel420]

That's just brutal

Religious ethnics are so dumb.

Coronavirus: saltwater spray infects 46 church-goers in South Korea

The church in Gyeonggi Province sprayed salt water into the mouths of its followers out of a belief it would kill the coronavirus.

www.scmp.com

 

[Neggr]

Tell 'em you wanna go to the mosque instead, inshalla.

based and islampilled

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Go so u get coronavirus