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AsiaCel

AsiaCel

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I work for a large-ish scale application as a java developer. However I'm a entry level Dev and thus not assigned any real responsibilities, and my senior dev gets pissed off when I ask him for tasks (good God) and basically tells me to 'study the system documentation' (it's poorly documented).

Whether I code or not is apparently up to me, but I do a bit of it anyway so if my manager asks I can show him the commit records on the dev server.

So I got a headphone there, and my "job" consists of playing old NFS games, and going on discord reddit YouTube everyday, and I get paid actually decently.

Have I found the ultimate incel job?
 
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Luckmaxxing is the only way
 
Life is your chess board. You can use this time to steer the direction of society you want. It won't be easy of course.
 
I work for a large-ish scale application as a java developer. However I'm a entry level Dev and thus not assigned any real responsibilities, and my senior dev gets pissed off when I ask him for tasks (good God) and basically tells me to 'study the system documentation' (it's poorly documented).

Whether I code or not is apparently up to me, but I do a bit of it anyway so if my manager asks I can show him the commit records on the dev server.

So I got a headphone there, and my "job" consists of playing old NFS games, and going on discord reddit YouTube everyday, and I get paid actually decently.

Have I found the ultimate incel job?
Imagine complaining about not doing any work. This forum is a joke and yes a coder is the ultimate incel job (i had that job) but it got ruined so i have to work a 9-5
 
Imagine complaining about not doing any work. This forum is a joke and yes a coder is the ultimate incel job (i had that job) but it got ruined so i have to work a 9-5
I'm not complaining. In fact I like it this way.
 
I'm not complaining. In fact I like it this way.
True, you aren't complaining, you're humble-bragging.

Anyways, I have a similar job in IT and I say it over and over again on this forum that IT is the best field if you're looking for an an incel friendly job.
 
Me too, except I work at public administration. I did not complain at all lol, but I love my job.
 
Holy fuck I would kill for your situation, ride it out as long as humanly possible.
 
I believe you managed to snag a “foid job”. Like that job was meant for a foid but you somehow cucked one out of it.
 
Holy fuck I would kill for your situation, ride it out as long as humanly possible.
Meh, it's not that great as this guys paints it. This will last him sometime until they assign him real responsabilities and he has to really fuck up his brain to come up with solutions.

IT pays good and is somewhat comfortable, but you also have to mind fuck your brain and have to put a lot of your time into studying
 
You're so lucky. I'd kill to be in your position right now :fuk:
 
Had something similar up until the summer. I'd take standup calls from bed then nap till noon. Then get lunch and chill only doing around an hour of actual work. Pay was great but then got caught in the tech layoffs :feelsokman:
 
Brah, don't ruin a good thing!
 
Meh, it's not that great as this guys paints it. This will last him sometime until they assign him real responsabilities and he has to really fuck up his brain to come up with solutions.

IT pays good and is somewhat comfortable, but you also have to mind fuck your brain and have to put a lot of your time into studying
Nah I know many senior co workers does the same. Also, this situation can stay for a few years.

And I don't mind fucking my brain out. The problem is shitty documentation so it's basically blindly wandering into a forest without a flashlight
 
No job for my 79 IQ.
I'll go Bin Laden in Roblox.
 
Nah I know many senior co workers does the same. Also, this situation can stay for a few years.

And I don't mind fucking my brain out. The problem is shitty documentation so it's basically blindly wandering into a forest without a flashlight
Your seniors may be able to do so because they actually know what they're doing, not your case. You will get there eventually, but not now. At least that's what happens most of the time.
 
Imagine complaining about not doing any work. This forum is a joke and yes a coder is the ultimate incel job (i had that job) but it got ruined so i have to work a 9-5
Fakecel if you had a job as a coder. Also richcel and high IQ. @Zer0/∞
 
I work for a large-ish scale application as a java developer. However I'm a entry level Dev and thus not assigned any real responsibilities, and my senior dev gets pissed off when I ask him for tasks (good God) and basically tells me to 'study the system documentation' (it's poorly documented).

Whether I code or not is apparently up to me, but I do a bit of it anyway so if my manager asks I can show him the commit records on the dev server.

So I got a headphone there, and my "job" consists of playing old NFS games, and going on discord reddit YouTube everyday, and I get paid actually decently.

Have I found the ultimate incel job?
Based.
 
Your seniors may be able to do so because they actually know what they're doing, not your case. You will get there eventually, but not now. At least that's what happens most of the time.
Perhaps but for now I get to relax. From what I see, only the (some) very well paid devs work overtime
 
Imagine complaining about not doing any work. This forum is a joke and yes a coder is the ultimate incel job (i had that job) but it got ruined so i have to work a 9-5
You were a coder? How much did you make?
 
I work for a large-ish scale application as a java developer. However I'm a entry level Dev and thus not assigned any real responsibilities, and my senior dev gets pissed off when I ask him for tasks (good God) and basically tells me to 'study the system documentation' (it's poorly documented).

Whether I code or not is apparently up to me, but I do a bit of it anyway so if my manager asks I can show him the commit records on the dev server.

So I got a headphone there, and my "job" consists of playing old NFS games, and going on discord reddit YouTube everyday, and I get paid actually decently.

Have I found the ultimate incel job?
I just rot in a wagie cagie all day too , mang
 
Perhaps but for now I get to relax. From what I see, only the (some) very well paid devs work overtime
You're living the dream don't get me wrong. But if i were you(i prolly would not do it, but the intelligent person would) is to use that time to get familiar with the proyect and documentation. Unreadable and hideous as it may be.
 
do you still like Feet btw ?
 
You're living the dream don't get me wrong. But if i were you(i prolly would not do it, but the intelligent person would) is to use that time to get familiar with the proyect and documentation. Unreadable and hideous as it may be.
Yes that's what I'm currently doing
 
Meh, it's not that great as this guys paints it. This will last him sometime until they assign him real responsabilities and he has to really fuck up his brain to come up with solutions.

IT pays good and is somewhat comfortable, but you also have to mind fuck your brain and have to put a lot of your time into studying
yea apparently these Google Software eNgIneERs , make alot of Money .


Then again you gotta need a Good Mental Capacity for that Shit , Or Be Willfull to lern Alot .
 
I work for a large-ish scale application as a java developer. However I'm a entry level Dev and thus not assigned any real responsibilities, and my senior dev gets pissed off when I ask him for tasks (good God) and basically tells me to 'study the system documentation' (it's poorly documented).

Whether I code or not is apparently up to me, but I do a bit of it anyway so if my manager asks I can show him the commit records on the dev server.

So I got a headphone there, and my "job" consists of playing old NFS games, and going on discord reddit YouTube everyday, and I get paid actually decently.

Have I found the ultimate incel job?
Lucky fuck. My ideal job would be one as easy as this which I could work at from home, that way I could weedmaxx and vidyamaxx. Would be literally a dream to work a job that could support living & copes while also allowing me to confide myself in them to my content.
 
Whether I code or not is apparently up to me, but I do a bit of it anyway so if my manager asks I can show him the commit records on the dev server.

Coding was nice. I aspired for an integrated degree in Math/Microbiology, though.
 
Betamaxxing will get you laid since you have a good job
 
Just downloaded 10 gbs of games into the work PC. Planning to download NFS prostreet and bf2 tmr
 
How much do you make?
 
You lucky bastard.
OP lucky af. I used to be lucky like him at times during my career but the workload inevitably amped up Everytime in my case. So in recent years I always grind some work consistently
Meh, it's not that great as this guys paints it. This will last him sometime until they assign him real responsabilities and he has to really fuck up his brain to come up with solutions.

IT pays good and is somewhat comfortable, but you also have to mind fuck your brain and have to put a lot of your time into studying
true especially if you want to end @ google or high paying globohomo corps. U need grind 500-1000 hours to have a fighting chance or be very high IQ and grind less
 
Just downloaded 10 gbs of games into the work PC. Planning to download NFS prostreet and bf2 tmr
How did you find this job. If you managed to get a foid one. I need that one as well
 
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels: Wtf. I wish I could get a job like that! :fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::fuk::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::smonk::smonk::smonk:
 
i have the same except i have little responsibilities and shit tier wage. I just want all time remote work

i hate going there, wasting 3 hours with public transport
 
What is your favorite language and ide?
 
What is your favorite language and ide?
Java and eclipse. I don't have a "favorite" because I code only in my job and not as a hobby.
 
nah men, ultimate incel job is passive income
 
How much you earn ?
 
I need this job!!!!!
 
wut do you play and what're you doing on discord
 

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