Serious minimum requirements to be my gf

[fang]

NO. FATTIES. TFD. I hate negroidic body features and strongly prefer completely flat women.
Minimum C1 level in English/German/Japanese: this filters out the most disgusting ethnic refuse, plus I just really HATE hearing spic nigger babble, sorry!
Feet that don't look horrendous: the most important point here if I'm being honest. I'm willing to overlook everything just for this, I'm a big believer in Beauty.
No traceable Bantoid or Oaxacan ancestry: important.
Has read Conrad, Mishima, Spengler extensively, preferably without any translation aid: if I wanted to fuck a HOLE that doesn't even know who these men are I would just order a Tenga (FUCK YOU).
Looks passable in seifuku: self-explanatory.
Looks passable in dyed hair or wigs: self-explanatory.

Spoiler: Tagging like-minded folks:

@BataviaCel @Govid_Dorious @Chudpreet @Puppeter

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Nikalas]

What is bantoid

 

[plutowizrddd36]

What is bantoid

person of central/west African descent, the stereotypical “negroid” look comes from this ancestry

 

[FakeFakecel]

What is bantoid

high-iq term for ''nigger''

 

[CruxGammata]

I just really HATE hearing spic nigger babble

 

[Newton the 2nd]

Me too I want a literary jap foid I tried to talk to 1 she sent me a song to tell me to killmyself

 

[Asgard]

Just become a celibate theory.

 

[Puppeter]

Also needs to be low iq

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

No jews, no gooks, no blacks, no arabs, no fatties, no self identifying left wingers or pro socialists, no tattoos, main language must be my own same culturally. Must be blackpilled on the WEF / Bilderberg and know in their heart the average person is a goyim and reduced specie, must be pro ethnic cleansing and extermination of certain people (not obligatory but appreciated).

Must know and ENJOY cleaning, doing laundry and tending a garden I am a good cook so I can overlook reduced capacity for it. Must know the most common edible mushroom and berries for summer and autumn month picking, must be able to identify common local flora, fauna and ecology. Must have a wide range of knowledge with some hyper specific interests as to be able to entertain themselves solitarily without technological dependency. Must have stable work and work history alternatively studying a vocation or academia with high chance of future job no exceptions.

I am not asking for much here.

 

[Immolator]

volcel thread

 

[Chudpreet]

Has read Conrad, Mishima, Spengler extensively, preferably without any translation aid: if I wanted to fuck a HOLE that doesn't even know who these men are I would just order a Tenga (FUCK YOU).

Idk if you’ve seen many right wing foids but they’re typically mentally ill compensating roasties or former mudsharks. Much better to get an apolitical foid and try to brainwash her with your views over time

 

[Chudpreet]

Must be blackpilled on the WEF / Bilderberg and know in their heart the average person is a goyim and reduced specie, must be pro ethnic cleansing and extermination of certain people (not obligatory but appreciated).

Idk if you’ve seen many right wing foids but they’re typically mentally ill compensating roasties or former mudsharks. Much better to get an apolitical foid and try to brainwash her with your views over time

 

[Chudpreet]

Me too I want a literary jap foid I tried to talk to 1 she sent me a song to tell me to killmyself

You want to bring another hapacel into this world?