Serious Minimum requirements to become my gf in 2023

[RelentlessAssault]

1. Height should be EXACTLY 172.7 cm
2. Tits must be gigantic. Bigger than my torso
3. 10/10 angelic face
4. Natural blue hair
5. Pink eyes
6. Sweat must smell like roses
7. Must be lactating constantly
8. No older than 14
9. Must be ultra virgin. Shouldn't even know sex and porn exist
10. Must fuck me like a pornstar
11. Must hate dogs
12. Must be able to cook so tasty it would make Italian food critics cry
13. Should get pregnant every time we have sex
14. Pregnancy should take no longer than 4 months
15. Must have billionaire parents who will become my full slaves
16. Shouldn't get older. Like seriously if she starts to look different I'll behead her publicly
17. Must be able to do quadruple backflip
18. Should have no piercings
19. Must shower at least 7 times a day
20. Only showers while watching joker with Joaquin phoenix
21. Should not be dead weight while we play vidya online
22. Is able to quickly kill mosquitoes before they bite me
23. Has no male friends
24. Has hundreds of female friends who mog her in every department so I could cheat with them at any time
25. Haven't watched feminism ridden movies




Shit I'm tired to continue this list
Notice it looks kinda take compared to requirements foids have

 

[darktriad_cel]

I don’t even care what she looks like tbh

I thought I had a chance with this emo girl but my friend got with her

 

[Mecoja]

Standardcels are based. If every guy became standardcels 70% of foids could go fuck themselves. Awfully sounds familiar

 

[LesscoBlob]

Standardcels are based. If every guy became standardcels 70% of foids could go fuck themselves. Awfully sounds familiar

Yup. We need to take control of the dating market.

 

[Minimalistcel]

This is a satire making fun of insanely high standard most modern women have but IT will take it seriously.

 

[텍스트]

What

 

[Glerforpus]

There’s probably a hentai with a girl like this out there

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Nigga is just screenshot-bating IT.

 

[PersonalityChimp]

 

[based_meme]

You go, king! Live your best life!

 

[NorthernWind]

Standardcels are based. If every guy became standardcels 70% of foids could go fuck themselves. Awfully sounds familiar

If almost every man becomes standardcel, it will be a biggest ever nightmare for females.
Since majority of them will not be able to attract men based on looks alone, they will be forced to work on their awful personalities and develop skills and hobbies.
It would be an end of the world for some of them because they will fail both in looks and personality departments.

Basically it will be the same hell of endless isolation and rejection for them, to which they subject ugly and defective ( 'worthless ' ) males now.

 

[Mecoja]

If almost every man becomes standardcel, it will be a biggest ever nightmare for females.
Since majority of them will not be able to attract men based on looks alone, they will be forced to work on their awful personalities and develop skills and hobbies.
It would be an end of the world for some of them because they will fail both in looks and personality departments.

Basically it will be the same hell of endless isolation and rejection for them, to which they subject ugly and defective ( 'worthless ' ) males now.

Most of them are incredibly boring, with no hobbies or interests. They only follow trends. Good example is how they act like npcs by roleplaying "high value foids" or animes and kpop, no personality at all, just jump on the latest trends.

 

[Skoga]

For me it would be:

1. No marriage/kids
2. Under 5'3, just no dwarf
3. Virgin
4. Plays videogames
5. Not fat
6. Takes care of herself

 

[mouthbreather]

still less requirements than foids have nowadays

 

[RelentlessAssault]

still less requirements than foids have nowadays