CircumcisedClown
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My cope of the month is March Madness. It’s great this year because million dollar programs full of gigatall Chads are getting assfucked by no-name manlet teams. Lots of people are losing lots of money cuz tallfags can’t actually play basketball.
Purdue, the tallest division 1 team, lost to FDU, the shortest Div 1 team in the nation. Purdue’s star center (7’4”) and MVP award winner couldn’t pull the win off vs a team who’s tallest player is 6’6”, nearly a foot shorter. FDU’s average height is 6’1.5”, which is short as fuck for a D1 basketball team.
Kentucky also just lost to KSU, who’s point guard is a 5’8” manlet that sealed the game against a bunch of 6’5”+ NBA draft potentials. Calipari, coach for UK, has been quoted previously saying he wants the tallest team in college sports.
>My goal is to have a 6-9 point guard — I’ll take a 6-8 — and a team that’s 6-9 across the board.
>So when you ask me what’s the downside, well, we’re big, and it’s tough on the airplanes.
Thanks to the internet, it’s easy for big schools to find, rank, scout, and recruit the tallest tallfags in every state, but many teams have forgotten to recruit actual talent. D1 coaches are a bunch of size queens now, like whores on Tinder picking the biggest man they can find.
Now their $100mil+ programs are getting BTFOed by the manlets they looked over while offering full-rides to tallfag chads.
Poetry.