LifeFuel Manlet wins yet another Ballon d’Or

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Just be the greatest football player of all time bro
 
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Daydreamincel said:
Just be the greatest football player of all time bro
Just take HGH from a young age, bro
Just be a football prodigy, bro
Just commit tax fraud, bro
Just never learn English, bro
Just never win a World Cup, bro
 
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Daydreamincel said:
Just be the greatest football player of all time bro
Football is the only (as far as I know) sport that might favour manlets, so the Original Post isn't a cherrypick.
 
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He deserved it way more than tallfag Virgin Van Dick, all the soyboys seething jfl
 
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Only manlet to ever succeed jfl.
 
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Based Messi, I always liked him, also I’m pretty sure he’s autistic.
 
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She is hot but for me like a 7/10. If this is the best a mega betbuxxed manlet who earns more in a minute than I do in a week, then it's over.
 
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HowCanSheSlap said:
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She is hot but for me like a 7/10. If this is the best a mega betbuxxed manlet who earns more in a minute than I do in a week, then it's over.
why would it be over? they are looksmatched and they dated when they teens so theres minimal betabuxxing involved
 
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ASS_F said:
Just never win a World Cup, bro
Just Lose the World Cup game to the Aryan Master Race Bro
 
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He deserves it , No one else had a better year
HowCanSheSlap said:
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She is hot but for me like a 7/10. If this is the best a mega betbuxxed manlet who earns more in a minute than I do in a week, then it's over.
He could do better , But that was the girl he liked in his childhood.
 
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HowCanSheSlap said:
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She is hot but for me like a 7/10. If this is the best a mega betbuxxed manlet who earns more in a minute than I do in a week, then it's over.
Massive Fucking Cope

What the fuck do you even look like to be picky?
 
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pp183 said:
why would it be over? they are looksmatched and they dated when they teens so theres minimal betabuxxing involved

Yeah it was his childhood crush. But it's only when he went to Barca, while his wife-to-be was still in Argentina and became a world-famous footballer that she reciprocated. She would've fucked Chad if he didn't become a footballer. This is Messi when he was young:



Looks like an incel. Looks better now, but jfl if you think she would've fucked him if he was a nobody.
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Massive Fucking Cope

What the fuck do you even look like to be picky?

With what he earns he should do better. Obviously doesn't fuck around, that's maybe why.
 
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HowCanSheSlap said:
Yeah it was his childhood crush. But it's only when he went to Barca, while his wife-to-be was still in Argentina and became a world-famous footballer that she reciprocated. She would've fucked Chad if he didn't become a footballer. This is Messi when he was young:

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Looks like an incel. Looks better now, but jfl if you think she would've fucked him if he was a nobody.


With what he earns he could do better. Obviously doesn't fuck around, that's maybe why.
i thought they dated before he joined barca tbh, might be wrong

but anyways messi still facemogged her imo
 
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Tyrone finshed runner-up.