JFL Later virgins..

[Ellsworth]

Think a Mexican Becky gave me free food today.

Went to Burger King drive thru. Gave her my card, she gave me my food and card back. But I’m not seeing the charge on my bank statement. Possible scenarios:

1) I’m chad and she wants sex with me so gave me free food

2) Error on my banks computer system, it will post eventually

3) she’s a dumb toilet that works fast food, she just forgot to swipe the card.

 

[trying to ascend]

Would you have sex with her?

 

[I respect women]

dumb toilet that works fast food

AWALT

 

[Ellsworth]

Would you have sex with her?

She wasn’t my preferred type but yes was good enough for sex.