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JFL I TOUCHED GRASS OK ? , NOTHING HAPPENED KEK

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Yea Nigger my Sorry Ass went to Town since i was Bored as fuck and Didnt Touch Grass " for quite a while .

And nothing happened , A burger And a Kebab Happened but yea Nothing Happened .

I even overextended Myself and chilled at the Marketplace ( quite a cool spot to relax tbh , you have a Fountain in the Middle and some Chairs / Banks that are big as fuck to sit down )

On my Way back home in the Bus to the left of Me was a Doomer Looking :foidSoy: , again nothing happened , just made loud remakrs that shes a MTB just sitting there , She obviously dosnt know what an MTB ( mid tier becky / Woman ) is kek :feelskek:

TLDR i went outside and Nothing Happned , Touching Grass isnt a Magic Spell

@TooSomething @AtrociousCitizen @GeckoBus @Lonly ghost @veryrare @VersoffenerAssi @Skoga @Friezacel ( stop ignoring my ass nigger , your german like the others and me kek ) @Gott _mit _uns94 @LastGerman @Emba @erenyeager @Deep.Nest @Initium @autistspy1 @Dr. Autismo @Pikacel @Frail Link @hunter x atomics @GSS9 @Rezecel @Grodd @goyim next door @Misogynist Vegeta @Hoppipolla @Todd Thundercock ( eh cant tag you automaticly still :feelsclown: ) @SlayerSlayer @PPEcel @Animecel2D @The Enforcer @LeFrenchCel @Ryo_Hazuki
 
I touch grass once every 2 days and nothing evER happens. When I see a young couple, I wish I had never been born.
 
Congrats on ascending
 
touching grass only works for CHad jfl...
 
why would you go outside, there are people there.
 
The only thing that happened was that it started to rain just as I went outside.
So I had to stand under the roof with some normies to drink my vodka mix.
 
The only thing that happened was that it started to rain just as I went outside.
So I had to stand under the roof with some normies to drink my vodka mix.
Eh . i had vodka with me aswell but i was already Mid tier drunk . Im getting brutally drunk ( or try to lol :feelsclown: ) as we speak
 
Germans + kebab legendary combo
 
Yea Nigger my Sorry Ass went to Town since i was Bored as fuck and Didnt Touch Grass " for quite a while .

And nothing happened , A burger And a Kebab Happened but yea Nothing Happened .

I even overextended Myself and chilled at the Marketplace ( quite a cool spot to relax tbh , you have a Fountain in the Middle and some Chairs / Banks that are big as fuck to sit down )

On my Way back home in the Bus to the left of Me was a Doomer Looking :foidSoy: , again nothing happened , just made loud remakrs that shes a MTB just sitting there , She obviously dosnt know what an MTB ( mid tier becky / Woman ) is kek :feelskek:

TLDR i went outside and Nothing Happned , Touching Grass isnt a Magic Spell

@TooSomething @AtrociousCitizen @GeckoBus @Lonly ghost @veryrare @VersoffenerAssi @Skoga @Friezacel ( stop ignoring my ass nigger , your german like the others and me kek ) @Gott _mit _uns94 @LastGerman @Emba @erenyeager @Deep.Nest @Initium @autistspy1 @Dr. Autismo @Pikacel @Frail Link @hunter x atomics @GSS9 @Rezecel @Grodd @goyim next door @Misogynist Vegeta @Hoppipolla @Todd Thundercock ( eh cant tag you automaticly still :feelsclown: ) @SlayerSlayer @PPEcel @Animecel2D @The Enforcer @LeFrenchCel @Ryo_Hazuki
Just touch grass theory
 
Germans + kebab legendary combo
Yea Dönerbuden / Kebab Stores " , you have plenty in here . Shit is like fast food on steroids if you always ask for multible sauces and cheese . They dont charge extra for multible sauces , its like a little cheat kek :feelskek:
 
Nothing ever happens
 
Eh . i had vodka with me aswell but i was already Mid tier drunk . Im getting brutally drunk ( or try to lol :feelsclown: ) as we speak
Prost und hau weg die Scheiße :feelskek:
 
''just get a haircut bro'' :chad:
 
You didn't shower in grass while using tactical soap, all while eating raw meat. Rookie mistake.
 
You need to touch grass while showering and lifting your therapist! :soy:
 
Touch grass is basically the equivalent of "fuck off and die". Its meaningless advice that you only say to someone because you dont give a shit about them. Whoever said touch grass to you probably wishes you to stop existing.
 
You are halfway from ascension bro!!!! just take a shower now :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
Touch grass is basically the equivalent of "fuck off and die". Its meaningless advice that you only say to someone because you dont give a shit about them. Whoever said touch grass to you probably wishes you to stop existing.
Yea its basically useless " Its just the norm for normies to be extroverted , and belitting introverts .

Funny enough woman introverts or rejects are never being Judged . This society is Gynocentric :feelsclown:
 
No grass for your face.
 
How was the burger and kebab
 
Hahaha , werd ich . Manchmal muss mein einfach übertreiben in dieser scheise , kek
Dann geht einem zumindest all die andere Scheiße am Arsch vorbei
Das ist das geile am Alk. Er macht gleichgültig
 
Borger and kebab sounds good tbh.
 
Dann geht einem zumindest all die andere Scheiße am Arsch vorbei
Das ist das geile am Alk. Er macht gleichgültig
Richtig , wenn man einmal drinne ist ( drunk ) ist einfach alles egal oder vieles , gutes gefühl tbh
 
When you start touching grass, you will realize that nothing will ever happen because society will treat you as a ghost.
 
When you start touching grass, you will realize that nothing will ever happen because society will treat you as a ghost.
Pretty much , Its just you against nothing " and systemic people that have to give you something because of design ( cashiers , fast food sellers , doctors etc )
 
Butchers me
Sizzling High Protein GIF by Zhot
 
I has steak today for breaky
Cool , how is your health these days , Did you find somebody Humble enough to take your shit and appreciate it ?

You seem like a Cool / Humane Person .
 
I has steak today for breaky
Steak is my fav as well. @Sir Silentium loves and knows it as well, WE are steak connoisseurs
 
Steak is my fav as well. @Sir Silentium loves and knows it as well, WE are steak connoisseurs
I could eat that shit all day and propaöby out eat you because of my Nigger Gene " kek :feelskek:
 

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