JFL Foid went on a date with a reptilian Tyrone

[ANTAGONIST]

Goofy story from reddit

wish I was making this up. I needed a day to process everything that happened because I got so scared, and this was my first encounter with something like this. But this weekend, I tried to give dating a second chance—and I ended up on a date with a Jamaican reptilian shapeshifting gangster.

I met this guy through Bumble. He looked attractive, had similar interests and taste in music—so we decided to meet up in a public place that I chose. He was half an hour late, so I already ordered my food and chose a spot with my back against the wall so I could have an overview of the whole restaurant and spot him when he walked in.

First thing I noticed is that he was lying about his height, but that happens a lot with online dating.

first thing she noticed?, but women don't care about height, just be confident, bro!!!

He sat across from me and brought me a smoothie. He kept mentioning how it was "sour" (is that a flavor shapeshifters like?)

Then we ended up talking for hours, and he started trauma dumping about his past from growing up in the U.S. in a gang, to dealing drugs, shooting people, and going in and out of jail. But I didn’t judge him. I was open to hearing his story and gave him space to share. I’m actually glad he felt comfortable. He told me he never had a real therapist before, so I understand why he did that.

Oh, what a nice personality this jamaican gentleman has! Foids would never date a criminal!

I finished my food, and it felt like the date was wrapping up. I was thinking about possibly joining him at his hotel. Keep in mind, the whole time he was asking for consent for every small detail—he wouldn’t invite me over directly; I had to invite myself. It reminded me of vampires who can’t enter a house unless they’re invited, for example.

The foid wanted to sleep with the convicted criminal on the first date, but the nigga didn't invite her directly, must be a vampire, guys!!

At some point, I cracked a joke and when he laughed his eyes rolled backward, both in different directions. Both pupils turned into snake-like slits and changed color from dark brown to yellow. For a second, I thought I was tripping. It happened so fast, but in that moment, I became very alert. Still, I managed to stay calm. I can handle chaotic and stressful situations, so I kept a poker face and carried on the conversation like nothing happened. Inside my head, though, I was observing every detail about his face and staying aware. Then it happened a second time. This time it lasted a bit longer, just long enough for me to be sure of what I saw. His eyes changed back to normal, but I had already processed it. It was real.

I wrapped up the conversation and told him I needed to head home. I ordered an Uber. I had about five minutes left, and I felt the urge to ask him about spirituality because this was definitely supernatural. I asked if he was spiritual or Christian, because his arms were full of Christian symbols. The first thing he said was that he didn’t believe in Satan, even though there’s so much evil in this world. All his tattoos gave off a strange, negative energy: Jesus had black eyes, the cross was broken, and he had some gang signs that he explained.

It was a short conversation, and then we said goodbye. The last thing he said again was about consent. He told me that if I wanted to see him again, it had to come from me. He kept giving me the choice in every situation. But yeah... I left feeling terrified about what I saw. His gang stories, the violence, none of that scared me as much as those snake eyes.

So the guy wanted to make sure that the foid was really interested in him, must be a reptilian!!!

Lately I’ve been diving into stories about shapeshifters and then I met one. My manifestation power is strong lately, so after this experience, I think I need to step away from this topic for a bit.

What are the odds of this happening because of muh manifestation power? The foid just became paranoid from her jew-prescribed meds.

Came across this shit randomly and thought that this was oddly blackpill related. Foids care about height, like thugs, want to spread their legs on the first date (for a chad/tyrone) but reptilians are apparently too much! Over for reptoidcels.

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

Do you not believe her?
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Do you not believe her?
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

A schizophrenic hobo has more credibility than any foid

 

[RealSchizo]

good perSOynality detected. Selling drugs and being affiliated with gangs. Jfl foids never cease to amaze. But personality is the most important after all.

 

[Chud Norris72]

well we know they are species traitors cause of the dogpill.

 

[KievanThule]

If I was reptilian humanoid. I would also shape shift into chad.

 

[Enigmaz]

I'll take stories that never happened for 1000.

 

[TooSomething]

She's waited all this time i her post to pull the manifestation card... .

Bitch has wasted my time.

Had she started with it I'd not have read here shit.

Damn it.

 

[VanGobbel]

I'll take stories that never happened for 1000.

yeah the story was also written with chatgpt smh

 

[Izayacel]

wish i didnt read .