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It's Over I’ve been kicked out permanently, it’s over

For those of you telling him to "get a job". No one will want to hire a homeless incel, stop giving him shit advice.
 
By the way stop as well with the go er, it's not even funny.
 
Make sure you're getting your showERs
 
Wish I lived nearby so I could help, but I'm in the UK. Maybe a nearby member could let you sleep at theirs?

If not, I heard that some airbnb hosts let you stay in exchange for chores and the like.

Other similar sites are Couchsurfing and of course Craigslist.
 
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It's not ovER until it's ovER.
 
I don't have any advice i've never been in that situation before but good luck man:heart:
 
I wish I was a richcel, I'd have a Beach House in Santa Barbra and invite everyone on here over and then hire a bunch of escorts for an incel orgy. Would be epic.
It would be great
 
Lol I moved out at 18 and got a degree and a nice stable job and house and a car.

Forget about girls and focus on basic stuff like food and shelter and safety
 
Ask your local church, they can help. Sympathies on the homeless status, my friend.
 
ye i know its fucking easy and not for that long punching a cop will get you like a max sentence of a week or two. there seems to be awful lot guests if its you incel tears do us a favor and go shove a soylent bottle up your ass

Negative. Punching a cop = aggravated assault. You'll be booked into jail, and if you can't bail out (no bail offered or too expensive), you'll be in prison for at least a few months while waiting for court appearances. Oh and before you even enter jail, the cop and his buddies will BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU FIRST.

Aggravated assault is a felony too. Good luck.
 
Negative. Punching a cop = aggravated assault. You'll be booked into jail, and if you can't bail out (no bail offered or too expensive), you'll be in prison for at least a few months while waiting for court appearances. Oh and before you even enter jail, the cop and his buddies will BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU FIRST.

Aggravated assault is a felony too. Good luck.
Yeah tbh better off going to a soup kitchen, pouring your heart out and asking for sympathy. These fuckers half the time are Churchie motherfuckers. They don't care if you're a 2/10 or a 9/10, they will help you no matter what.
 
Lol I moved out at 18 and got a degree and a nice stable job and house and a car.

Forget about girls and focus on basic stuff like food and shelter and safety
That doesn't even make sense unless your parents were paying your bills
 
where are you spending the nights man?
also what city / state are you in?
 
I do have a good face, but that’s irrelevant at 5’4
It is not over for you in South America if you have a good face at 5’4. It depends how dedicated you are.
 
Now you're on the streets for days, how do you do to wash yourself ?
 
No news of your parents ?
What did you do today ?
 
brutal blackpill

if you were female you could just find guys on tinder and get them to buy you dinner and sleep at their place

as a man you have no such options.
 
brutal blackpill

if you were female you could just find guys on tinder and get them to buy you dinner and sleep at their place

as a man you have no such options.

And what is best is that women complain about this and say that if you let a guy buy dinner for you in such a situation you are being taken adventage of or being discriminated against. At the same time as men can rot and die. Male privilege at work!
 
how is the OP still posting? i guess u charge your phone at cafe's or something?
 
Try a couchsurfing site. If I had my own apt. I'd lend it to you for as long as you wanted as long as you were quiet and were ok only eating rice and beans and vitamins if you had no money for food.
 
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Kicked out, 10% battery on phone, any advice on being a homelesscel?

Fuck

Idk where u r exactly in the USA, but in most places they're not legally allowed to kick u out like that. Once u get mail there, they have to give u 30 days *by law* to find somewhere else to live. If you are legally an adult, it applies to parents, too. Call the police and explain. They might not want to intervene, but by law in most places they have to.
Hope that helps. Being homeless sucks. On the plus side tho, i was homeless for a while. It can be overcome. Use ur 30 days to get a job and a gym membership like someone else suggested. Shelters suck, but they are better - and safer - than benches. Plus, electricity for ur phone. That is ur lifeline now. Fortunately, even inactive phones will still dial 911. Will add more if I think of anything that hasn't already been said.

On a slightly related note -- I wish all the people who talk shit about us could see how almost everyone is trying to help as best we can.
 
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how is the OP still posting? i guess u charge your phone at cafe's or something?
OP charges his phone at the library supposedly
 
On a slightly related note -- I wish all the people who talk shit about us could see how almost everyone is trying to help as best we can.
Cucktears will never cover this. Actually, they have but they've only cherrypicked the worst posts they could find.
 
Does anyone else feel like this feels fishy? OP gets tons of advice here, seemingly not taking any of it, and is rather sparse in sharing details of his situation.
 
High IQ.
It could work.
lol thats an valuable option, just trannymax and fuck for money
fuck that OP. i almost came close to your situation but thank god my retarded ass grandpa left me half this house. you need to psychologically fuck with your parents. like the other poster said you should've done something drastic. not burn urself but perhaps fake a suicide attempt in which they walk into the room and your about to do it but they find you in time. seriously FUCK PARENTS. they brought you into this world as a incel. tbh i'm not a extremist but if it was constitusionally legal i would get rid my real father and would pay a nigger to rape him no lie. my mother eh i just dont talk to her. but yeah bro

its not about what you can do for them. ITS ABOUT WHAT YOUR PARENTS CAN DO FOR YOU. remember that you are cursed on earth to be a incel so bring down to misery as many ppl as you can. because of your parents fault you are fucking homeless. jesus christ i hate mothers and fathers.
this, you dont owe anyone any shit BUT YOURSELF, we all didnt asked for this, i even got told by a practica chief that i was worthless and shouldnt be born, i didnt forget that till today, well karma hit and his concern gone to trash ( hahaha ) fcking bastard nowadays i wouldve hit that piece of trash, he is a human being like me and you and us , nothing better nothing worse but this trashciety and his trashconstruct made t that way..
 
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Does anyone else feel like this feels fishy? OP gets tons of advice here, seemingly not taking any of it, and is rather sparse in sharing details of his situation.

I agree, but I understand why he'd a little annoyed.

We need more details. What happened?
 
Does anyone else feel like this feels fishy? OP gets tons of advice here, seemingly not taking any of it, and is rather sparse in sharing details of his situation.

No, he's sad, depressed, high inhib and unable to make his situation better because he's too ashamed.
 
Cucktears will never cover this. Actually, they have but they've only cherrypicked the worst posts they could find.
No, he's sad, depressed, high inhib and unable to make his situation better because he's too ashamed.
At least someone understands.
Its until 2nd of august anyways.
Just ran out of money aswell, so going to soup kitchens.
 
Cucktears will never cover this. Actually, they have but they've only cherrypicked the worst posts they could find.


Of course they do. They don't understand how much of a support system this place can be. Just knowing that we aren't alone helps a lot. I can't imagine how awful life would be if I didn't know you guys are dealing with the same thing
 
Of course they do. They don't understand how much of a support system this place can be. Just knowing that we aren't alone helps a lot. I can't imagine how awful life would be if I didn't know you guys are dealing with the same thing
No, they wont cover it.
 
Idk where u r exactly in the USA, but in most places they're not legally allowed to kick u out like that. Once u get mail there, they have to give u 30 days *by law* to find somewhere else to live. If you are legally an adult, it applies to parents, too. Call the police and explain. They might not want to intervene, but by law in most places they have to.
Hope that helps. Being homeless sucks. On the plus side tho, i was homeless for a while. It can be overcome. Use ur 30 days to get a job and a gym membership like someone else suggested. Shelters suck, but they are better - and safer - than benches. Plus, electricity for ur phone. That is ur lifeline now. Fortunately, even inactive phones will still dial 911. Will add more if I think of anything that hasn't already been said.

On a slightly related note -- I wish all the people who talk shit about us could see how almost everyone is trying to help as best we can.
Yup. I tried telling him twice, but he just ignored me
Mostly he's larping, or just a complete dumbass.
 
become a highwayman
 
Does anyone else feel like this feels fishy? OP gets tons of advice here, seemingly not taking any of it, and is rather sparse in sharing details of his situation.


Most are just posting for fun.
Anybody believes op is homeless needs to have his head examined.
A manlet like him would end up as somebodies bitch on the street and then the cops would find him and rape him too.
 

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