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It's Over I’ve been kicked out permanently, it’s over

The woods are way safer.
The problem when you're alone in the park, some dudes would try to jump on you.
Or rape him
 
Holy shit brother, this is discerning to read. I hope you make it through the night. How long will you be homeless for?
Do you need money?
 
Holy shit brother, this is discerning to read. I hope you make it through the night. How long will you be homeless for?
Do you need money?
Until the 2nd of August, yes I do need money but I will not accept donations.
Also it is very unfortunate to the testcels here that we’re looking forward to my upcoming thread on my results, as I cannot get results now, and need to wait till I get somewhere to live on the 2nd of August.
 
Yeah.
As a manlet with a pretty good face, he'd be their pretty boy.

Are you neet jobless @FiveFourManlet ?
Yes I was NEET, but it wouldn’t be easy to rape me unless there were 3 guys or more, I could take on 1on1 but with 2 they would find it hard, 3 people and yeah I guess there’s nothing I can do.
 
Get an average wage job if you can, if you were born legally here in the USA then you are in the system making it easy to get a decent paying and legal job.


IDK about your priorities but if I was you, I’d buy a cheap crappy car that needs a little bit of work on to sleep and drive in, then work your way up and buy a shitty one room apartment that you can work on.


Best of luck to you
Edit: How’d you even end up homeless anyway in the first place, abandoned at birth?
 
I would do that as well.
Do you have your driver license ?
 
Max out your credit cards getting guns and stuff. Plan carefully. Have fun ERing.

This is my plan for when I am in your situation.
 
This.

I'd sleep there if I were you.
Fuck the woods, I went walking my dog one night through there and got a tick that started sucking blood from my balls the next day.
 
Any reason ?
Social anxiety ?
Living in a big city with good public transportation ?
Fuck the woods, I went walking my dog one night through there and got a tick that started sucking blood from my balls the next day.
I would rather have that than some dudes having a party with my butt.
 
Any reason ?
Social anxiety ?
Living in a big city with good public transportation ?

I would rather have that than some dudes having a party with my butt.
True
 
What State are you in? A Richcel should house you for a bit.
 
What State are you in? A Richcel should house you for a bit.
I agree. We should have some solidarity between incels. Even sleeping on the floor at someone's house is a better option than woods.
 
I agree. We should have some solidarity between incels. Even sleeping on the floor at someone's house is a better option than woods.
I wish I was a richcel, I'd have a Beach House in Santa Barbra and invite everyone on here over and then hire a bunch of escorts for an incel orgy. Would be epic.
 
What state are you in? Depending on your age and by spinning a story you could get welfare.
This could be a blessing in disguise, one step to stop becoming incel is leaving your parents house. I was close to complete homelessness in the winter when it was like -25 Celsius, honestly the cold is hands down the worst thing about being homeless. If you're in a place with a warm climate like California it won't be so bad. But if you're in a cold ass place you can day after just 1 day of being homeless.

If you're in a warm place I'd suggest just getting a gym membership so you can shower there and clean yourself up and the rest of the day you can chill at the gym or try to find some work or something or do legal scamming to get by. Advertise a job offering that says you are a fund raising company then get your "employees" to collect money from people saying they are raising money for charity then just keep the money for yourself and pay a percentage to the charity. It's technically legal since other companies do this to and it's easy cause you get other people to collect the money and you just take it yourself.
 
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Why don't you download Couchsurfing and see if you can find anything?
There's bound to be some good people out there.
 
I would kill myself to punish my parents. That is not what I recommend to do since I don't know you and your parents. That is just what I would have done in your situation. I would have set myself on fire in their backyard and I would have made sure to scream loud so the neighbours can see what my parents have done to me.
kek, also over for op
 
Honestly just end it all, it's over for you
 
Would be preferable to write a manifesto and go on a shooting spree, make sure to do so whilst on a livestream and have a plan to commit suicide when the police arrive. Make sure to target a foid only area, or a large population area.

Share the livestream with those of us on the forum, and make it accessible to your parents.
 
Been there brother, I used couchsurfing (low inhib required but you will be desperate) and through the people that hosted me I got a shit job in mcdonalds with weekly income. After two weeks I was able to rent a room in a shared flat. Ate the food at mcdonalds, easy to steal some fried and nuggets. Good luck man, you will live alright, just let the survival instincts kick in.
 
It's fucking over. But isn't there a law that says when youre living in a house they have to give u like a months notice to kick u out
 
Sleeping on a park bench if u were wondering
 
I wouldve ER'd
 
may the gods show you mercy friend

good luck on your adventure
 
Get a job and use it as a tool to get back into your parents house, look for other places to live afterwards as they might do it again permanently this time.
 
If you beg people will give you money
 
Just go to jail, free room, food and shit like that :lul:
 
I was almost homeless. Just get loans op.
 
Kicked out, 10% battery on phone, any advice on being a homelesscel?

Fuck
Time to become Tyrone's food:(
Keep us updated on your situation and how long you survive!
If I was in your position, I would try to become a wElfaRecel.

I would kill myself to punish my parents. That is not what I recommend to do since I don't know you and your parents. That is just what I would have done in your situation. I would have set myself on fire in their backyard and I would have made sure to scream loud so the neighbours can see what my parents have done to me.

Good strategy, I have been there. Threatening to hang yourself by your underwear is always an excellent plan.
 
Just go to a crowded area, take a shit on the sidewalk, steal something and then punch a cop in the face.
The cop won't hit you back, he'll just arrest you and you'll be put in jail, a.k.a. free shelter and food paid by all the wagecucks. If you manage to convince them you're crazy you'll get a single cell.

Too bad you don't live in northern Europe - you'd live in luxurious conditions, kek.
 
Op done for he's too high inhibition to survive. Give him a couple of days to destroy that Pride. I remember being homeless in the damn cold in the goddamn it's not fun and that Pride quickly dies.
 
Just go to a crowded area, take a shit on the sidewalk, steal something and then punch a cop in the face.
The cop won't hit you back, he'll just arrest you and you'll be put in jail, a.k.a. free shelter and food paid by all the wagecucks. If you manage to convince them you're crazy you'll get a single cell.

Too bad you don't live in northern Europe - you'd live in luxurious conditions, kek.
American jails are complete shit. If OP hasn't roped by now and he finds a way to read this, I'd tell him to get to a church and ask for food. He might even find a qt christian girl to have lots of babies with.
 
apply to 100 jobs a day on your smart phone. Your situation won't change without employment.
 
I would kill myself to punish my parents. That is not what I recommend to do since I don't know you and your parents. That is just what I would have done in your situation. I would have set myself on fire in their backyard and I would have made sure to scream loud so the neighbours can see what my parents have done to me.
Oh my fucking god.
 
bro, where you at? If you're serious, maybe some of us can help you
 
I hope you’re doing okay :(

My older brother was kicked out like you when he was a teen and slept on the bench for the night until my parents let him back in the next day.

Maybe during daytime try finding a place to get some shelter. The library is pretty good place to chill for a while and they usually offer a computer to use, free Wi-Fi, a water fountain, and a washroom if there’s one near you.

If you need food try buying stuff from Walmart or somewhere that has cheap food. I know the Walmart near me sells a loaf of bread for $1. It’s not much, but it’s something if you can buy it. Try seeing if there are places that offer free food samples to.
 
How old are you man ?
Call a LGBT centre and tell them your parents kicked you out because they didn't accept you were a woman at the core. Use that female privilege, not many women homeless.
 
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How old are you man ?
Call a LGBT centre and tell them your parents kicked you out because they didn't accept you were a woman at the core. Use that female privilege, not many women homeless.
High IQ.
It could work.
 
Just get loans
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No loans, it would fuck you big time.
 
Time to become Tyrone's food:(
Keep us updated on your situation and how long you survive!
If I was in your position, I would try to become a wElfaRecel.



Good strategy, I have been there. Threatening to hang yourself by your underwear is always an excellent plan.

death by underwear :feelsohh:
 

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