Incel trait: Bad ass wiping skills

[zephyr]

After wiping your bottom with toilet tissue paper after a poo, your hand smells like poo. I fold the tissue, it's not even that thin to begin with.

 

[racoon4]

I always smell the toilet paper before throwing it in the toilet

 

[zephyr]

I always smell the toilet paper before throwing it in the toilet

I used to do that but it was giving me pink eye.

 

[crestfallencel]

use bigger surface area of toilet paper

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Buy 4 ply toilet paper not cheap garbage and use the whole sheet flat, don't bunch it up

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

i didn't realise it was a skill

 

[zephyr]

use bigger surface area of toilet paper

I'll try that next time.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Buy 4 ply toilet paper not cheap garbage.

 

[zephyr]

i didn't realise it was a skill

 

[zephyr]

Buy 4 ply toilet paper not cheap garbage and use the whole sheet flat, don't bunch it up

I have great quality toilet paper. I will not fold it next time.

 

[TheGambler2]

often times my shit is so massive and soft that it makes a mess all over my ass and hands after I wipe so I just give up and go to the shower to clean it all up I probably have IBS

 

[Sexless incel]

I always smell the toilet paper before throwing it in the toilet

Lick it

 

[Bedford Stye]

After wiping your bottom with toilet tissue paper after a poo, your hand smells like poo. I fold the tissue, it's not even that thin to begin with.

I never shit, without an immediate shower.

My gooch and hole are always clean

 

[subhuman]

When you wipe your ass until there’s a little bit of blood but there’s still poop on the toilet paper

 

[unuser]

I only use the bidet because paper never cleans it all

 

[Shrek]

After wiping your bottom with toilet tissue paper after a poo, your hand smells like poo. I fold the tissue, it's not even that thin to begin with.

Wash yo ass stinky inkel

 

[Emba]

I use industrial thick tp. Scott 1000 squares per roll. Or dollar store equivalent... Scrunch and fold makes it more absorption. A few drop water makes it a wet wipe for the last few wipes... Very of effective.

 

[Deleted member 40252]

Truecels are bad at 90% of things