I'm gonna milk kojima dick riders

[MountainGorilla]

I'm gonna create a game thats similar to metal gear solid

Its gonna be called Ballistics: Cold Shrapnel

Its gonna take place during the American Revolution, with Native Americans equipped with cybernetic bows and spearheads. Theres also telepathic nigger slaves that can read people's minds and see into the past, present, future. I'm gonna copy verbaitm german economics books and Henry Kissinger's books and shoehorn them into my half assed anime alternative history fanfiction plot. I will be seen as a visionary and genius like kojima because gamers are retarded niggers that think a game is deep if it adds some half assed high school level philosophy and politics

 

[aryanmikmaq]

Please do this unironically

 

[MountainGorilla]

Hmmm... What action hero should I rip off like kojima did with escape from New York?

My metal gear wannabe game takes place in the 1700s... Not a lot to go from...

 

[MountainGorilla]

I guess you could be some assassin thats hired by an elite family to be sent on a mission. You could steal blueprints or some shit...

 

[MountainGorilla]

It could have some schizo shit like stealing the dna of some sheep that produces some special fabric or fiber thats highly valued in trading

 

[MountainGorilla]

I gotta add some epic anime monologuing and cut scenes because gamers are mentally stunted and need flashy WWE antics

 

[WiZardTheGrAY]

I'm gonna milk kojima dick​

 

[MountainGorilla]

Add some buzzwords in there too like Obstreperous



Thats what these gooks like japs do, they copy Wikipedia articles and add some retarded fan fiction twist on it, like how they put ketchup on pancakes or whatever gross slop their cuisine is. They're like shitty AIs than can remix but can't create anything original worth of substance

 

[MountainGorilla]

Oh here's some superstitious hokey sounding shit that sounds deep, I'm gonna included in my shitty metal gear ripoff:

Codec call***

Exposition dump***

"The Vis Vitae, is the parable that which the hylics descend and diffuse into the organ of the human stream of homeostasis"

Retards start making video essays on my quotes.