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LDAR I'm about to kill myself. What last meal should I eat?

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Chocolate pie.
 
Gummy bears =)
 
Steak and fries
 
I know it's not my place to tell you what to do with your life but bro please reconsider
 
Wait, what? Is that what these posts have been about? What is actually going on here?
 
I know it's not my place to tell you what to do with your life but bro please reconsider
Driving permitd are too expensive and there are no jobs near my area.
 
Driving permitd are too expensive and there are no jobs near my area.

I knew a guy here who claimed there were no jobs in his area, he got a remote job.
 
I'd recommend something light rather than meat. Like some vegetable salad or fruits.
 
Milkshake, cheeseburger, pizza.
 
Because of the new Online Safety Act in the UK, it'd be wise for me to demand you don't kill yourself.
 
Water and bread

Don't kys :cryfeels:
 
These motherfuckers here considering themselves radical and incel which say nothing to you, forget them! Bro, life changes and if not, endure it! You may find eternal peace then afterward.
 
sorry you had to go through this.
 
Kebab, Shawarma, Pizza, Butter Chicken
 
No virgins in heaven if you neck
 
Apple pie and vanilla ice cream and caramel on it.
 
See you tomorrow brocel
 
Ground beef nachos
Pancakes
 
Just study STEM, bro!

If I had an above-average IQ, of course I would.

It wasn't a STEM job. Don't people know about remote data entry jobs? Customer service jobs? Telemarketing jobs?
 
Don't people know about remote data entry jobs? Customer service jobs? Telemarketing jobs?
That's not even a thing in Southern Europe, unfortunately. And telemarketing... no one wants to work in these jobs: if you have less than 5-10 sales a month, you're fired with an African-tier paycheck.
 
These motherfuckers here considering themselves radical and incel which say nothing to you, forget them! Bro, life changes and if not, endure it! You may find eternal peace then afterward.
So you're not an incel?
 
That's not even a thing in Southern Europe, unfortunately. And telemarketing... no one wants to work in these jobs: if you have less than 5-10 sales a month, you're fired with an African-tier paycheck.

Have you looked? The guy I talked to was sure the jobs didn't exist, but he found one.
 
You should get a taste of your own shit before you go
 
Well made burger with fries. Or just McDonald’s to keep it simple. Also, would you like to tell us why you want to kill yourself?
 
Wait for the better times.
 
Ice cream and bananas
 
Eat shit and die
 
we all must live in spite of our enemies, brocel.
 
surf and turf
 
don't do it brocel
 
Is "kill myself" a euphemism for nuking this account and starting with a new one?
 
still alive ?
 
Chocolate pie.
Indeed...

Because whatever you eat will become shit running out you're ass immediately upon death, you may as well have chocolate pie.
 
Lamb and veggies
 
Indeed...

Because whatever you eat will become shit running out you're ass immediately upon death, you may as well have chocolate pie.
You're right.
 

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