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What I need to become a htn

BasedAdam

BasedAdam

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all i need to ascend is a hairline surgery and buccal fat removal and a height surgery.
But am really scared of doing them.

Im doing the hair plasma thing it works but hurts like a motherfucker.

The buccal fat, i might try starvemaxxing which worked for me but i lost 20kgs in 2 weeks and was getting sick monthly and fluctuating weight. So half starvemaxxing like a meal and a half a day and work out.

Height thing, i might just take the facepill and start lying to myself about height no mattering maybe i get lucky since i will be just short not ugly
 
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no bragging allowed here chad
 
Forgot to include steriods a fuck ton of steriods am skinny fat
 
all i need to ascend is a hairline surgery and buccal fat removal and a height surgery.
But am really scared of doing them.

Im doing the hair plasma thing it works but hurts like a motherfucker.

The buccal fat, i might try starvemaxxing which worked for me but i lost 20kgs in 2 weeks and was getting sick monthly and fluctuating weight. So half starvemaxxing like a meal and a half a day and work out.

Height thing, i might just take the facepill and start lying to myself about height no mattering maybe i get lucky since i will be just short not ugly
SURGERYMAXXXXXXXXXING

then go to lookmax.org for further clarification faggot
 

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