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Discussion If you could cash in all the pain you've felt in your life and get something in return, what would it be?

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Let’s say God (or whatever higher power you believe in) offers you a deal: all the pain you’ve experienced in your life will be taken away, and in return, you’ll receive something of equal value as compensation. You can pick whatever you want to receive. It can be something tangible, like a dream car, or it can be something abstract. The only rule is that the value of what you receive cannot exceed the amount of pain you've felt in your entire life. What do you pick?

I'd pick being able to rewind 7 years to right before COVID began. Back then I was a dumbass middle schooler, but I think I still had a chance of fixing my life.
 
The ability to freeze people, I think that would more than make up for my pain. Imagine walking into a college and just…… :ahegao:
 
I think freezing people would be equal to the amount of pain I’ve gone through, actually in the lower echelon of rewards I could get.
 
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I would simply ask that I would no longer have my psychiatric disorder and be able to relive the past 42 years of my existence without it. I am not sure how things would have turned out otherwise as it has really caused a lot of trouble for me and other people.
 
I just wanted a normal life. Healthy normally functioning family. Not the chaos I grew up in. And I would like to reach normal life milestones like first kiss and actually being able to date.
 
Let’s say God (or whatever higher power you believe in) offers you a deal: all the pain you’ve experienced in your life will be taken away, and in return, you’ll receive something of equal value as compensation. You can pick whatever you want to receive. It can be something tangible, like a dream car, or it can be something abstract. The only rule is that the value of what you receive cannot exceed the amount of pain you've felt in your entire life. What do you pick?

I'd pick being able to rewind 7 years to right before COVID began. Back then I was a dumbass middle schooler, but I think I still had a chance of fixing my life.
I want god to reward me with 10 hookups. Its nothing compared to the pain I have felt throughout my existence on this damned planet. Chad can do it within a week.
 
I'd like to have enough money to consider having children through fatherhood through surrogacy. Emphasis on consider, I'm not sure that I would actually do it.
 
Let’s say God (or whatever higher power you believe in) offers you a deal: all the pain you’ve experienced in your life will be taken away, and in return, you’ll receive something of equal value as compensation. You can pick whatever you want to receive. It can be something tangible, like a dream car, or it can be something abstract. The only rule is that the value of what you receive cannot exceed the amount of pain you've felt in your entire life. What do you pick?

I'd pick being able to rewind 7 years to right before COVID began. Back then I was a dumbass middle schooler, but I think I still had a chance of fixing my life.
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