If i dont have sex in the next year im gonna have a mental breakdown

[idfklma]

Im 22, im not short, and i wouldnt be the ugliest guy with a gf. Ive been gymcelling for years now im mf gonna bench 3 plates before i get laid! If i dont get any in the next year im gonna lose it, will likely go mini er and kick the ass of a guy whos walking outside with a gf. Cant take much more of this tbh. If the next cut i do isnt enough 4 a looksmax im gonna lose it.

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

Im 22, im not short

stopped reading there

 

[idfklma]

stopped reading there

Not being short doesnt gurantee poon, its just u missed having a major flaw

 

[Touch Em 2x Tommy]

Im 22, im not short, and i wouldnt be the ugliest guy with a gf. Ive been gymcelling for years now im mf gonna bench 3 plates before i get laid! If i dont get any in the next year im gonna lose it, will likely go mini er and kick the ass of a guy whos walking outside with a gf. Cant take much more of this tbh. If the next cut i do isnt enough 4 a looksmax im gonna lose it

Tell me the name of your local news station. I need to know if anything happens.

 

[Antifem Lord]

will likely go mini er

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

stopped reading there

 

[Doomed4ever]

Im 22, im not short, and i wouldnt be the ugliest guy with a gf. Ive been gymcelling for years now im mf gonna bench 3 plates before i get laid! If i dont get any in the next year im gonna lose it, will likely go mini er and kick the ass of a guy whos walking outside with a gf. Cant take much more of this tbh. If the next cut i do isnt enough 4 a looksmax im gonna lose it.

I was like you in ur age, i was benching 3 plates by 23. Im now 28 and still a kissless virgin. Good luck boyo

 

[zerozerozero]

how tall are you?

 

[RollD20]

Only at 25 you know it’s over.
Your sex drive also crashes around this time.

 

[MuddyBuddy]

will likely go mini er

(In Minecraft)

 

[Nepvetta]

you can’t spawn a mental breakdown they spawn on you when you least expect it

 

[Serpents reign]

Im 22, im not short, and i wouldnt be the ugliest guy with a gf. Ive been gymcelling for years now im mf gonna bench 3 plates before i get laid! If i dont get any in the next year im gonna lose it, will likely go mini er and kick the ass of a guy whos walking outside with a gf. Cant take much more of this tbh. If the next cut i do isnt enough 4 a looksmax im gonna lose it.

Dude you need to calm down, Get yourself a prostitute. After that I don't know what to say, you think you have it bad? I'm 32 and still have my vCard. Honestly though I wish I had your motivation when I was 22. I would have been in a lot better shape than I am now. Perhaps you have too much testosterone. You should use it for something productive though then bitching online. It's amazing though that There are guys who are morbidly obese and have wives. And you are sitting in your room all muscular in shape masturbating. I fucking hate this world.
View: https://youtu.be/zUdaVDeJ_5c?si=ZTLHWV5WHm4Bn_rp
yes this obese sack of shit has a non fat young wife. Makes me think why I ended up such a failure.

 

[Nepvetta]

stopped reading there

Right back at cha lad

 

[idfklma]

Dude you need to calm down, Get yourself a prostitute. After that I don't know what to say, you think you have it bad? I'm 32 and still have my vCard. Honestly though I wish I had your motivation when I was 22. I would have been in a lot better shape than I am now. Perhaps you have too much testosterone. You should use it for something productive though then bitching online. It's amazing though that There are guys who are morbidly obese and have wives. And you are sitting in your room all muscular in shape masturbating. I fucking hate this world.
View: https://youtu.be/zUdaVDeJ_5c?si=ZTLHWV5WHm4Bn_rp
yes this obese sack of shit has a non fat young wife. Makes me think why I ended up such a failure.

Well yea b

Dude you need to calm down, Get yourself a prostitute. After that I don't know what to say, you think you have it bad? I'm 32 and still have my vCard. Honestly though I wish I had your motivation when I was 22. I would have been in a lot better shape than I am now. Perhaps you have too much testosterone. You should use it for something productive though then bitching online. It's amazing though that There are guys who are morbidly obese and have wives. And you are sitting in your room all muscular in shape masturbating. I fucking hate this world.
View: https://youtu.be/zUdaVDeJ_5c?si=ZTLHWV5WHm4Bn_rp
yes this obese sack of shit has a non fat young wife. Makes me think why I ended up such a failure.

Yes a lot of this seems to involve luck

 

[Ramcel]

 

[SlayerSlayer]

HAVE SEX VIRGIN

 

[mknova]

Im 22, im not short, and i wouldnt be the ugliest guy with a gf. Ive been gymcelling for years now im mf gonna bench 3 plates before i get laid! If i dont get any in the next year im gonna lose it, will likely go mini er and kick the ass of a guy whos walking outside with a gf. Cant take much more of this tbh. If the next cut i do isnt enough 4 a looksmax im gonna lose it.

go whoremaxx

 

[idfklma]

I was like you in ur age, i was benching 3 plates by 23. Im now 28 and still a kissless virgin. Good luck boyo

Ridiculous. Ever hit 4 plates?

 

[Potential Rapist]

will likely go mini er

 

[idfklma]

go whoremaxx

How does this work?

 

[mknova]

How does this work?

you have sex with a prostitute
It might help you