
FrothySolutions
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Remember how 2016 was so upsetting, Current Year Man did a "Fuck You 2016" thing for it?
What was it about 2016 that upset all these people? In a nutshell it was the deaths of prominent figures, and losses for liberal politics. The death of Kobe Bryant was like several celebrity deaths in one. So Kobe alone probably hits the "celebrity death" quota. All we need for 2020 to upset people as much as 2016 is for Donald Trump to be re-elected. And I'm almost positive he will be. The Democrats have no base. They're a fragmented bag of flimsy tortilla chips, whereas the Republicans are united. Republican voters will vote for Trump. They won't stay home. But Hillary Clinton has already inspired dissent in the Democrat base. If Bernie is the nominee, she won't vote for him. So if You're With Her, you won't vote for him either. Costing the Democrats the election again.
I'm positive Kobe won't be the only celebrity to die this year. Maybe the biggest though. Imagine if we lose Betty White this year. She's fucking 98, but that's the point. Like Kobe, people are just used to her being around.
What was it about 2016 that upset all these people? In a nutshell it was the deaths of prominent figures, and losses for liberal politics. The death of Kobe Bryant was like several celebrity deaths in one. So Kobe alone probably hits the "celebrity death" quota. All we need for 2020 to upset people as much as 2016 is for Donald Trump to be re-elected. And I'm almost positive he will be. The Democrats have no base. They're a fragmented bag of flimsy tortilla chips, whereas the Republicans are united. Republican voters will vote for Trump. They won't stay home. But Hillary Clinton has already inspired dissent in the Democrat base. If Bernie is the nominee, she won't vote for him. So if You're With Her, you won't vote for him either. Costing the Democrats the election again.
I'm positive Kobe won't be the only celebrity to die this year. Maybe the biggest though. Imagine if we lose Betty White this year. She's fucking 98, but that's the point. Like Kobe, people are just used to her being around.