Story I just walked into my room and there was a ~12yo girl sitting on my bed

[Mainländer]

Quite a shock tbh. For one millisecond I had thought I was in Welcome to NHK and the cute, good-hearted little girl had come to help me overcome NEETdom and inceldom. Of course I know better, no one cares about my suffering as an adult ugly straight male kek.

It was just my housemaid's daughter. She was never here before. She's nonwhite but kinda cute tbh. Her body is still that of a child so my heart didn't even rush nor I felt like fucking her, but kissing would be cool tbh. I'd pay as much as 200 bucks for an one minute kiss with a cute innocent girl like that, too bad just proposing something like that would be enough to ruin my reputation, life, get me arrested for several crimes and ruin the girl's life as well apparently lol. Kissing an old ugly loser is worse than being tortured to death for a girl that age, obviously.

It was very unexpected so I just managed to say "m-my pleasure" when my housemaid introduced us to each other and left after answering some questions regarding my dirty clothes lol.

And to boot my cousin who also lives here will bring one of his JB fuck buddies here today, I'm not leaving my room anytime soon (they are already done cleaning here luckily).

 

[CopingGymcel]

Pedocel.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Title sounds like the start of an anime

 

[Mainländer]

Pedocel.

Nah I don't want to fuck child-bodied girls. Just a little romantic kiss. It would be could to be someone's first kiss and that's the only way to do that nowadays.

 

[bluecollarCEL]

I thought you were gonna say it was your CAT sitting on your bed.

 

[torujo]

her first kiss lmao she probably had her first kiss with joao

 

[VLÖ]

 

[Weightcel]

Saw title and OP and half expected a rape story.

 

[Mainländer]

her first kiss lmao she probably had her first kiss with joao

I'd say she was quite certainly a virgin and possible kissless. Not sure about the second tbh.

Maybe she already opened her holes on webcam to some pedo LARPing with the pics/video of a young chad/chadlite lol. But who knows. I think not tbh.

 

[Evil Genius]

her first kiss lmao she probably had her first kiss with joao

 

[Berok]

Pedocel.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

you live in brazil lol, run pedogame the police there are corrupt kek

 

[Deleted member 8353]

You should've patted her head.

 

[Berok]

you live in brazil lol, run pedogame the police there are corrupt kek

 

[Mainländer]

you live in brazil lol, run pedogame the police there are corrupt kek

Not risking going to BR prison.

You should've patted her head.

Good idea, but too afraid to look like a pedo. I'm too old and bald to do anything with little girls without looking like a pedo. I didn't even shake her hand.

 

[caffeine455]

Her body is still that of a child so my heart didn't even rush nor I felt like fucking her, but kissing would be cool tbh.

I know what you mean and it's I think supposed to be normal you know. same way I'd kiss a puppy, it doesn't mean I'm a fucking zoophile. they're adorable. but it's enough to end you up in jail nowadays so stay away.

 

[Mainländer]

I know what you mean and it's I think supposed to be normal you know. same way I'd kiss a puppy, it doesn't mean I'm a fucking zoophile. they're adorable. but it's enough to end you up in jail nowadays so stay away.

Yeah, I wish I could experience pure romance like the ones from anime but I would naturally only experience it with a pure girl. I'm not romantically kissing a mouth in which Chad's sperm and asshole were just a day ago or so. That would be a humiliation, used up sluts are only good to be roughly fucked and humiliated.

 

[caffeine455]

I wish I could experience pure romance but I would naturally only experience it with a pure girl. I'm not romantically kissing a mouth in which Chad's sperm and asshole were just a day ago or so. That would be a humiliation, sluts are only good to be roughly fucked and humiliated.

nonvirgin women=fucking worthess trash.

 

[Deleted member 677]

 

[Mainländer]

nonvirgin women=fucking worthess trash.

Yeah they're just pieces of meat to me at this point. Would fuck and that's it.

 

[Fontaine]

Tfw you don't have maids to clean your shit for you. Honestly thinking about hiring one as I'm unable to clean up after myself due to chronic depression.

 

[Mainländer]

Tfw you don't have maids to clean your shit for you. Honestly thinking about hiring one as I'm unable to clean up after myself due to chronic depression.

You said you're rich so you could do it. My family isn't even rich, housemaids are not that expensive here. My aunt is the one who pays for it, the housemaid comes twice per week and charges like 40 dollars per day of work here.

 

[Deleted member 5653]

Is your family rich? Or is it normal to have housemaids in brazil?

 

[Fontaine]

You said you're rich so you could do it. My family isn't even rich, housemaids are not that expensive here. My aunt is the one who pays for it, the housemaid comes twice per week and charges like 40 dollars per day of work here.

I can defo pay for them, I just have white guilt about employing slave-like labor to clean up my dirty socks and toilet bowl. I also fear what they may think of me based on the books in my home (currently reading the memoirs of a Jewish Gestapo agent)

 

[Dunkelheit]

Is your cousin a roastie?

 

[Mainländer]

Is your family rich? Or is it normal to have housemaids in brazil?

Nah I'm middle class. Second option, housemaids are common here.

I can defo pay for them, I just have white guilt about employing slave-like labor to clean up my dirty socks and toilet bowl.

White guilt? Lots of people here would kill to go to France work as housemaids.

Is your cousin a roastie?

It's a male cousin, JFL at English and its gender ambiguity.

He is 17, fucks multiple JBs and always torture me talking about it in detail to me.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Quite a shock tbh. For one millisecond I had thought I was in Welcome to NHK and the cute, good-hearted little girl had come to help me overcome NEETdom and inceldom. Of course I know better, no one cares about my suffering as an adult ugly straight male kek.

It was just my housemaid's daughter.

JFL

Another blackpill for us ethnics. @13k

Not only are the white guys here better looking than us, but they're also RICH.

 

[Fontaine]

White guilt? Lots of people here would kill to go to France work as housemaids.

I guess it's excessive psychological projection, I hate cleaning so much that I expect everyone to hate cleaning too.

 

[Mainländer]

JFL

Another blackpill for us ethnics. @13k

Not only are the white guys here better looking than us, but they're also RICH.

I would trade places with you Face. You have a job and live in London. I'm a NEET in Brazil and not even rich enough to be a NEET forever without problems probably. Last night I went out to run a bit and heard a shot very near from where I was. Brazil is turning into a giant favela, even here in the south.

 

[FACEandLMS]

I would trade places with you Face. You have a job and live in London. I'm a NEET in Brazil and not even rich enough to be a NEET forever without problems probably. Last night I went out to run a bit and heard a shot very near from where I was. Brazil is >turning into a giant favela, even here in the south.

i'm not rich enough to be NEET for a few days. I'm paying a mortgage. But yes, Brazil, like the rest of S.Am. is a shithole. Funnily, the world is a shithole except N.Am, Aus, and West EU. Honourable mention: Japan, Saudi Arabia, SKor.

 

[Mainländer]

i'm not rich enough to be NEET for a few days. I'm paying a mortgage. But yes, Brazil, like the rest of S.Am. is a shithole. Funnily, the world is a shithole except N.Am, Aus, and West EU. Honourable mention: Japan, Saudi Arabia, SKor.

Were you born in the UK or immigrated?

 

[TheNEET]

I want to cuck little chads and fuck their 14-y/o girlfriends
no one owes them normal (or rather 'typical') sexual development

 

[Passing]

 

[Richard spencer]

You should've patted her head.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

shouldve overpowered her and ascended volcel if you didnt

Spoiler: ..

jk

 

[happiless]

You should've patted her head, hugged her, told her she's cute,

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Yeah, I wish I could experience pure romance like the ones from anime but I would naturally only experience it with a pure girl. I'm not romantically kissing a mouth in which Chad's sperm and asshole were just a day ago or so. That would be a humiliation, used up sluts are only good to be roughly fucked and humiliated.

Preach.

 

[Pasteleiro]

Hello, Incel Tears.

 

[Felix97]

Not risking going to BR prison.


Good idea, but too afraid to look like a pedo. I'm too old and bald to do anything with little girls without looking like a pedo. I didn't even shake her hand.

Don‘t get hopes up if you‘re bald JFL

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

too bad just proposing something like that would be enough to ruin my reputation, life, get me arrested for several crimes and ruin the girl's life as well apparently lol. .

In Brazil? I thought things was different there?

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Your maid probably would let you smash her daughter if you paid her extra.

Also liking 12 year olds don't make you a pedo(,hebephilia)

 

[Mainländer]

In Brazil? I thought things was different there?

Your maid probably would let you smash her daughter if you paid her extra.

Also liking 12 year olds don't make you a pedo(,hebephilia)

Brazil is not as much cucked as the US or western europe but it's not Camboja level either. Kinda in-between.

Also, agreed, it's technically hebephilia IF I wanted to fuck her which I didn't. I'm more like an ephebophile. Inb4 inceltears cucks who think anyone under 18 is equally a child regardless of age.

 

[Bagelcel]

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Also you have a housemaid, how rich are u wdf.

 

[BlackOpsIIcel]

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Also you have a housemaid, how rich are u wdf.

He is a White man in Brazil. He is basicly a living God.

 

[SadRealistcel]

nonvirgin women=fucking worthess trash.

honestly this

 

[Mainländer]

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Also you have a housemaid, how rich are u wdf.

He is a White man in Brazil. He is basicly a living God.

Those pics are RJ or SP kek. In the south it's not like that. Also, I already told about how much it costs to have a housemaid clean your house twice a week. It's not that much really, any middle class household can afford one here.

 

[Incel Prime]

Go escortcel bro. Get it out of your system. Fuck a cheap one

 

[Mainländer]

Go escortcel bro. Get it out of your system. Fuck a cheap one

I do that already. My Chadlite friend got a promotion in his job and will pay one for me this Friday. That's what friends are for

 

[Incel Prime]

I do that already. My Chadlite friend got a promotion in his job and will pay one for me this Friday. That's what friends are for

Why cant chadlite get you a girl to fuck you voluntarily? You've already had sex before. You can ascend brother, beyond escorts.

 

[Evidential]

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