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Story I just walked into my room and there was a ~12yo girl sitting on my bed

remembers me on a cunt i saw yesterday, litteraly calloping before me in shorts and what not,. like anime style wtf,
then when i was done in bank i get mogged by a HS boyo, shit man the difference is real where you was in school 10 years ago to now,
superficial as fuck or die
 
I wish i could afford housemaid, but i'm poor.
 
Why cant chadlite get you a girl to fuck you voluntarily? You've already had sex before. You can ascend brother, beyond escorts.
I never had sex before outside of prostitutes man. Why are you thinking I had sex?

Also, this friend had already tried to convince a slut he used to fuck to kiss our other truecel friend who's kissless at 24. Of course she didn't want to do it.
 
Title sounds like the start of an anime
Then he gets teleported to a another world, and smashes the 12 year old kawaii princess. Sounds nice tbh
 
I never had sex before outside of prostitutes man. Why are you thinking I had sex?

Also, this friend had already tried to convince a slut he used to fuck to kiss our other truecel friend who's kissless at 24. Of course she didn't want to do it.
I meant you have had sex before. If you are to fuck a normie you will at least have experience and not come off as an idiot.
 
I meant you have had sex before. If you are to fuck a normie you will at least have experience and not come off as an idiot.
Oh, I get it. Yeah, I know how to fuck because of the escorts.
 
Good idea, but too afraid to look like a pedo. I'm too old and bald to do anything with little girls without looking like a pedo. I didn't even shake her hand.
If she was on your bed then a little pat on the head wouldn't hurt. Kissing shouldn't be a big deal either, the laws are so cucked man.
Lol, you made it on cuck tears. They only focus on threads that get normie cucks outraged, and never want to post any blackpill threads because they don't have logical arguments against them.
 
The Inceldom. It's a phrase on here. "Escaping the inceldom" or alternately "ascending from the inceldom"
nah, I knew ascending/escaping term. just couldn't connect what I wasn't escaping from, inceldom. yeah, well fuck it. prime JB virgin stacy or bust.
 
nah, I knew ascending/escaping term. just couldn't connect what I wasn't escaping from, inceldom. yeah, well fuck it. prime JB virgin stacy or bust.
You're annihilating your own odds here. And it only gets worse with time.
How old are you anyway? Maybe there might just be a chance still.
 
You're annihilating your own odds here. And it only gets worse with time.
How old are you anyway? Maybe there might just be a chance still.
22. about the age elliot fucking lost it. there is no chance for me anyway man. I am cringy autistic retard guy who is not particularly attractive. 5'10 height, inconvenient location. I crave sex time to time but I really am getting used to being like this. it might as well be prime JB or bust. it's bust anyways.
 
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how are pedos allowed to post here again?

makes us all look bad tbh
 
how are pedos allowed to post here again?

makes us all look bad tbh
Yeah, it sucks that some users are making us look bad to foids and cucks. Let's ban anything that doesn't cater to inceltears, i.e. 99% of the content here kek.
 
Were you born in the UK or immigrated?

Born but my family is low-IQ and incompetent so I am helping out financially to keep the house. If I don't pay the mortgage, we will lose it.
 
12 years old.
 
Born but my family is low-IQ and incompetent so I am helping out financially to keep the house. If I don't pay the mortgage, we will lose it.
I have the same problem, but I'm NEET and can't help them out yet. Thank goodness they have other streams of income to pay the bills.
 
I have the same problem, but I'm NEET and can't help them out yet. Thank goodness they have other streams of income to pay the bills.

You useless NEET kys.

Joking. Are you thinking of getting a career? What will you do when they can no longer support your basement-dwelling?
 
Are you thinking of getting a career? What will you do when they can no longer support your basement-dwelling?
I don't take up too many expenses, because all I do is stay in my room 90% of the time. I still have some money left over from a previous job to buy myself things. I don't want to stay neet any longer, but jobs refuse to hire me. The only thing I can get are delivery jobs or sanitary work, even though I have a BS degree from a decent university in 2016.
 
That's the kind of thing you keep to yourself short eyes.
 
Back in the old days you could have just paid the daughter's family and then she was your wife. Easy as that.
 
Back in the old days you could have just paid the daughter's family and then she was your wife. Easy as that.
Truth but she's lower class than me and nonwhite. I just wanted to kiss her briefly, not marry her lol.

Well neither will happen anyway.
 
You have a fucking maid

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Are you fucking serious

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if i were in your position i probably woudl have been arrested
 
She looks nothing like that though kek. Neither does the daughter.


Good thing I have just as much circumspection as testosterone.
Id be tempted to pay her daughter extra to cosplay while shes over tbh (ofc no pedo)

How old is the maid?
 
She looks nothing like that though kek. Neither does the daughter.


Good thing I have just as much circumspection as testosterone.
Damn, your sign is pure suicidefuel now.
 
It's over when you can't vent even here :feelsrope:
That's real life muh dude, god forbid one day the goddamn feds crack down on this bitch all this shit will be used against us in court. As a matter of fact I'd feel a bit more comfortable if we had some kind of discretion statement like 4chan saying everything that's said is a work of fiction. Which I'm positive your story is.
 
Id be tempted to pay her daughter extra to cosplay while shes over tbh (ofc no pedo)

How old is the maid?
Never asked tbh, 30 something I'd guess.

Damn, your sign is pure suicidefuel now.
Please don't die on me just yet though, you're one of my favorite users. Tell Putin to start WWIII already so we can get to marry cute JBs in the post-apocalyptic women-flocking-to-men-for-protection world :feelsokman:

That's real life muh dude, god forbid one day the goddamn feds crack down on this bitch all this shit will be used against us in court. As a matter of fact I'd feel a bit more comfortable if we had some kind of discretion statement like 4chan saying everything that's said is a work of fiction. Which I'm positive your story is.
It's not a crime to vent about thoughts that won't be put in practice. Not even in the JEWnited States of CUCKerica.
 
Tell Putin to start WWIII already so we can get to marry cute JBs in the post-apocalyptic women-flocking-to-men-for-protection world :feelsokman:
I will do only when i will finally mog you by postcount, tbhtbh.
 
I will do only when i will finally mog you by postcount, tbhtbh.
You're pretty close, I didn't notice because you're still showing a previous patent. It'll probably happen soon.

Also wait until the world cup ends, it's being a good cope.
 
I see you aren't escaping any time soon.

Well that was fast.
man inceltears needs to get a fucking life
I would kiss a 12 year old if she was down for it
 
You're pretty close, I didn't notice because you're still showing a previous patent. It'll probably happen soon.
I'm currently showing 2500-3000, it gets updated like once per week or something, can't handle my posting speed. Also it was funny how lebanesecel was grey with 1100+ posts, lol.
Also wait until the world cup ends, it's being a good cope.
Oh yeah, but lose 3 - 0 to Uruguay is a fucking meme, the only possible cope for us is that we played as 10.
 
I'm currently showing 2500-3000, it gets updated like once per week or something, can't handle my posting speed. Also it was funny how lebanesecel was grey with 1100+ posts, lol.
Happened to me as well but Lebanesecel was the faster ascension ever. He'd postmog me already had he not been banned.

Oh yeah, but lose 3 - 0 to Uruguay is a fucking meme, the only possible cope for us is that we played as 10.
The best player is out against Spain kek. Good luck, you'll need it.

Also I got sad that Chadland lost today, but they're just bad tbh. Even Russia is better.
 
Kissing an old ugly loser is worse than being tortured to death for a girl that age, obviously.
Yes!

I know you're talking about a kid, but even for adult women the idea of having sex with us is so repulsive that they almost break down in tears at the thought of it.

It's like we are committing a crime even thinking about having sex. That's the vibe I get, anyway.

Prevent rape
 
Yes!

I know you're talking about a kid, but even for adult women the idea of having sex with us is so repulsive that they almost break down in tears at the thought of it.

It's like we are committing a crime even thinking about having sex. That's the vibe I get, anyway.

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Thought rape will soon be a thing. Just see how cucktears talked about the girl being "at risk" just because I THOUGHT about kissing her and even said I was not going to do it at all.
 
The best player is out against Spain kek. Good luck, you'll need it.

Also I got sad that Chadland lost today, but they're just bad tbh. Even Russia is better.
Every teams (besides fatherland) i tend to support always lose for some reason. Serbia lost, Iran too, and now Niggeria lost to Argentina as well. Maybe if i will support spain Russia will win, who knows. I would support Russia anyway.
 
Every teams (besides fatherland) i tend to support always lose for some reason. Serbia lost, Iran too, and now Niggeria lost to Argentina as well. Maybe if i will support spain Russia will win, who knows. I would support Russia anyway.
I think Serbia will beat Brazil tomorrow kek. They're good this year, the match against Switzerland was kinda robbed.

Now that Chadland is out I think I'll just root for Japan, I have a thing for the underdog, especially if pure raced team.
 
I think Serbia will beat Brazil tomorrow kek. They're good this year, the match against Switzerland was kinda robbed.
I don't even know how i will watch it, and whom i will support. Serbians is our brothers, but i want Brazil to stay and play versus us later as well.
Now that Chadland is out I think I'll just root for Japan, I have a thing for the underdog, especially if pure raced team.
I think Japan is gonna lose everything, they played some already?
 
I don't even know how i will watch it, and whom i will support. Serbians is our brothers, but i want Brazil to stay and play versus us later as well.

I think Japan is gonna lose everything, they played some already?
Japan won one game and tied the other, doing WAY better than expected so far.
 
Well, it won't last long.
Truth :feelsrope:

I just hope Argentina doesn't win this time. I hate those nasty fuckers, most dirty team in the cup by far. Also Messi should have been red carded in the match against Croatia for aggression.
 
I just hope Argentina doesn't win this time. I hate those nasty fuckers, most dirty team in the cup by far. Also Messi should have been red carded in the match against Croatia for aggression.
They won against Nigeria, i don't like them now as well. I fucking hate it when the last goal is scored right before end, but they somehow did it.
 
They won against Nigeria, i don't like them now as well. I fucking hate it when the last goal is scored right before end, but they somehow did it.
They're good tbh. Messi had a bad performance in the first two first matches but yesterday he played well.
 
They're good tbh. Messi had a bad performance in the first two first matches but yesterday he played well.
That only makes me don't like them even more, as they are good opponent, i hope we won't face them.
 
I don't take up too many expenses, because all I do is stay in my room 90% of the time. I still have some money left over from a previous job to buy myself things. I don't want to stay neet any longer, but jobs refuse to hire me. The only thing I can get are delivery jobs or sanitary work, even though I have a BS degree from a decent university in 2016.

If your parents cut your Internet off, you'd soon leave your room and find a job.

You need to make use of that degree before it becomes practically useless.
 
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