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Experiment I just got a haircut, took a shower and improved my confidence by speaking in front of a mic

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MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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According to soytears and many of these redpill sheeple I should have a harem of girls waiting for me outside of my bedroom. I'll keep you updated if anything does happen
Wish me luck buddy boyos, I may ascent today
 
How's your personality so far?
 
How many showers did you take ?
 
Haircuts can SUCK MY DICK. I hate haircuts.
 
EDIT: So far nothing has happened
How many showers did you take ?
Just 1 bro, I should have gone with 10 minimum
Fuark I also forgot to lift while showering. It's over boyo
 
Still haven't watched enough movies with female protagonist, have you?

Might not work, buddy boyo
 
Classic rookie error: you forgot to watch films with strong female protagonists while in the shower...
Also, did you find out how to pleasure a woman yet?? even without having any fucking experience...
 
Still haven't watched enough movies with female protagonist, have you?

Might not work, buddy boyo
I didn't lift while showering it's over anyways bro
Also, did you find out how to pleasure a woman yet??
according to IT I need to learn how to orally pleasure a strong woman, I'm still learning bro
 
good haircut

wowowow chad I have to stop you right there
 
Le self improvement :soy::soy::soy:
 
Volcel if you dont become the bull ded srs
 
Just lower your standards brah volcel if you don't tbhtbhtbh
 
EDIT: So far nothing has happened

Just 1 bro, I should have gone with 10 minimum
Fuark I also forgot to lift while showering. It's over boyo
Hmm i think it is because you are a inkel. try to improve your personality
 
Everyone hide yo girl this guys coming
 
Dont forget to be yourself,braaaaah
 
huge fucking cope
 
Certain haircuts show bad personality, are you sure you got the right one?
 
You didn't shower hard enough, do it again! Shower like you mean it! Also you need a barber around you 24/7 to maintain the bonus of getting a haircut.
 
This is really confusing, IT promised me a harem of girls but nothing has happened so far
 
So far nothing has happened
Very odd. Did you forget to wear cologne? I hear that's supposed to attract them like flies to freshly laid feces. Just spray on a few bottles of Clive Christian and they should be banging down your bedroom door.
 

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