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Experiment I just got a haircut, took a shower and improved my confidence by speaking in front of a mic

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MarriedAndLookin4Fun

MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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According to soytears and many of these redpill sheeple I should have a harem of girls waiting for me outside of my bedroom. I'll keep you updated if anything does happen
Wish me luck buddy boyos, I may ascent today
 
Michael15651

Michael15651

Destined Virgin.
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How's your personality so far?
 
iKillCucks

iKillCucks

Bad Boy
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How many showers did you take ?
 
Blacktarpill

Blacktarpill

The pp183 theory
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Haircuts can SUCK MY DICK. I hate haircuts.
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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EDIT: So far nothing has happened
How many showers did you take ?
Just 1 bro, I should have gone with 10 minimum
Fuark I also forgot to lift while showering. It's over boyo
 
Deleted member 4760

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Still haven't watched enough movies with female protagonist, have you?

Might not work, buddy boyo
 
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Classic rookie error: you forgot to watch films with strong female protagonists while in the shower...
Also, did you find out how to pleasure a woman yet?? even without having any fucking experience...
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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Still haven't watched enough movies with female protagonist, have you?

Might not work, buddy boyo
I didn't lift while showering it's over anyways bro
Also, did you find out how to pleasure a woman yet??
according to IT I need to learn how to orally pleasure a strong woman, I'm still learning bro
 
Cuyen

Cuyen

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good haircut

wowowow chad I have to stop you right there
 
ManletHalfCurry

ManletHalfCurry

5'6 Manlet Half Curry Abomination
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Le self improvement :soy::soy::soy:
 
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Mogged from Fairbanks to Vladivostok
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Volcel if you dont become the bull ded srs
 
Braincel14w

Braincel14w

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Just lower your standards brah volcel if you don't tbhtbhtbh
 
Cuyen

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EDIT: So far nothing has happened

Just 1 bro, I should have gone with 10 minimum
Fuark I also forgot to lift while showering. It's over boyo
Hmm i think it is because you are a inkel. try to improve your personality
 
KingChemist

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Colossal failure with women
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Everyone hide yo girl this guys coming
 
IHateMySelf

IHateMySelf

Chilean incel.
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Dont forget to be yourself,braaaaah
 
Izayacel

Izayacel

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huge fucking cope
 
HumanTrash

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Rope or cope but don't hope
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Certain haircuts show bad personality, are you sure you got the right one?
 
Glucose

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you get what you fucking deserve
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You didn't shower hard enough, do it again! Shower like you mean it! Also you need a barber around you 24/7 to maintain the bonus of getting a haircut.
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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This is really confusing, IT promised me a harem of girls but nothing has happened so far
 
Valiant Virgin

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So far nothing has happened
Very odd. Did you forget to wear cologne? I hear that's supposed to attract them like flies to freshly laid feces. Just spray on a few bottles of Clive Christian and they should be banging down your bedroom door.
 

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