Experiment I just got a haircut, took a shower and improved my confidence by speaking in front of a mic

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According to soytears and many of these redpill sheeple I should have a harem of girls waiting for me outside of my bedroom. I'll keep you updated if anything does happen
Wish me luck buddy boyos, I may ascent today
 
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How's your personality so far?
 
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How many showers did you take ?
 
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Good luck. I hope you ascend
 
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Haircuts can SUCK MY DICK. I hate haircuts.
 
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EDIT: So far nothing has happened
iKillCucks said:
How many showers did you take ?
Just 1 bro, I should have gone with 10 minimum
Fuark I also forgot to lift while showering. It's over boyo
 
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Still haven't watched enough movies with female protagonist, have you?

Might not work, buddy boyo
 
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Classic rookie error: you forgot to watch films with strong female protagonists while in the shower...
Also, did you find out how to pleasure a woman yet?? even without having any fucking experience...
 
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Alfen said:
Still haven't watched enough movies with female protagonist, have you?

Might not work, buddy boyo
I didn't lift while showering it's over anyways bro
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Also, did you find out how to pleasure a woman yet??
according to IT I need to learn how to orally pleasure a strong woman, I'm still learning bro
 
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good haircut

wowowow chad I have to stop you right there
 
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Le self improvement :soy::soy::soy:
 
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ManletHalfCurry said:
Le self improvement :soy::soy::soy:
Reminder that chad doesnt have to "self improve", he's just chad
It's over if you have to self improve in the first place
 
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Volcel if you dont become the bull ded srs
 
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Just lower your standards brah volcel if you don't tbhtbhtbh
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
I should have a harem of girls waiting for me outside of my bedroom
after u fuck them report them for breaking into ur home
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
EDIT: So far nothing has happened

Just 1 bro, I should have gone with 10 minimum
Fuark I also forgot to lift while showering. It's over boyo
Hmm i think it is because you are a inkel. try to improve your personality
 
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Everyone hide yo girl this guys coming
 
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Dont forget to be yourself,braaaaah
 
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IHateMySelf said:
Dont forget to be yourself,braaaaah
I've been myself for 19 years
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
I've been myself for 19 years
hmm then you need to respect womyn
 
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Certain haircuts show bad personality, are you sure you got the right one?
 
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You didn't shower hard enough, do it again! Shower like you mean it! Also you need a barber around you 24/7 to maintain the bonus of getting a haircut.
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
I've been myself for 19 years
Well,at least you already know that be yourself do not work
 
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This is really confusing, IT promised me a harem of girls but nothing has happened so far
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
This is really confusing, IT promised me a harem of girls but nothing has happened so far
Im sure you forgot to respect women thts hwy
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
So far nothing has happened
Very odd. Did you forget to wear cologne? I hear that's supposed to attract them like flies to freshly laid feces. Just spray on a few bottles of Clive Christian and they should be banging down your bedroom door.