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Venting I got into a fist fight with my Grandma

Ika-Sama

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Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:
 
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I've lost a fight against a relative before as well, over for us weakcels.
 
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Didn't believe a single word
 
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Go back with a hammer
 
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Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
How old is your grandma?
Bruh you need to start injecting testosterone asap
 
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:lul::lul::lul: One of the best threads in months. @Fat Link pin this shit
 
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She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage.

Brutally mogged.
 
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KO’ed by 75yo grandma :shock:
 
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Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:
I do believe you because my mom gives me a fair fist fight. She´s too strong to be a woman since I got into fist fights with women before and I won with ease.
 
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Lmao, the thread actually got sticked. Thanks @Fat Link! :feelskek:
 
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How are you losing to grandma? I guess I forgot that not every family has physically strong males as the default setting when they reach adulthood.
 
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i legit spat out my tea
 
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Your 74 year old grandma "slammed" you to the ground?
Yeah right.
Over for larpers.
 
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Your 74 year old grandma "slammed" you to the ground?
Yeah right.
Over for larpers.
Why don't you guys believe me? I'm the weakest in my family.
 
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Based Granny-beater
 
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Is she single?
 
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similar to the grandma evict me thread
 
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Damn that's brutal. My whore sister also beat me a few times in a fight. It's over for us.
 
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Did she come at you with a rolling pin while wearing a shower cap and bunny slippers?
 
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it's not elder abuse if she's stronger than you :feelsthink:
 
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Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:
Literally the most ridiculous and unbelievable LARP I’ve ever read :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: are you even inkwell??
 
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Literally the most ridiculous and unbelievable LARP I’ve ever read :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: are you even inkwell??
Are you even straight, fucking greycel. :feelswhat:
 
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This smells like a shitpost.
 
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this post inspired me to go to gymmaxx testosteronemaxx and beat women :society::society::society: (in minecraft)

who am i kidding its over for us weakcels :feelsrope:
 
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lol u fuckin idiot
burning ur family bridges is not so good
how u gonna get them gibs now huh faggot?
 
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When she insinuated I was gay
my cousin said this to me once I think she wanted to have sex with me :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
I hope she gets raped
 

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